She didn't sign the contract though. Good for her.
If my husband presented me with that contract, I'd laugh in his face and then tear it up.
But he damn well better sign MY contract!! Or I shall replace the working batteries in the remote with old ones from the kids' toys.
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Creami Cannoli
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02-20-2006 17:22
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Siggy Romulus
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02-20-2006 17:30
HAHAHAHAHA!!! He is going to make a BADDDD prison bitch. WTF? Why do people think that is OK and normal? No jury would have convicted that wife if she had "snapped" and shot him. Although...it does give me an idea for my hubby. Can I make him sign a marriage contract 6 years into it? Husband Expectations: 1. Thou shalt buy me tampons and midol WITHOUT bitching,moaning, or expecting anything in return. 2. You will not bitch at me when I eat all 5 Hershey's Chocolate Covered Marshmallow Hearts and one was *supposed* to be for you. 3. You will do the laundry and dishes while I am too sick from morning-sickness because your evil spermies impregnanted me. 4. The remote is MINE! If you move it, there WILL be hell to pay. 5. All hormonal outbursts will be overlooked and forgiven. It *is* your fault that I am this way right now. 6. When I ask for ice cream at 9:50pm, and the store closes at 10pm, you will say "WHat flavor would you like snookie-wookums?" (we live 2 minutes from the store, he will get there in time) 7. If I am cold you will not complain that the heater is at 70 degrees. You will just start shedding clothes to cool off WITHOUT expecting anything for being nekkid. Ok, that is all I can think of. Do you think I could get him to sign it? Has Jonquille been talking to you? All but the remote control - but then again as she says 'sure you can control the TV with the remote control, I'll just use my vagina to control you' _____________________
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Neehai Zapata
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02-20-2006 17:43
Hmmm..in reading the contract I came up with the following interpretation.
He states that sex must include anal sex. He didn't specify which anus. He also states that she will buy many toys. He also states she is to apply the lube. I am afraid I would have never gotten a GBD. _____________________
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Jonas Pierterson
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02-20-2006 18:46
I believe this would be covered under 'control freak' versus 'dominant.' Most dominants (and even those espousing to hold as close to Gor as possible inrelation to the real world) would not draw up a contract as such..
Definately control freak or obsessive (maybe just anal retentive) but this example is not anywher enear what your average dominant is like in the real world. |
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Susie Boffin
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02-20-2006 19:39
The major problem with that contract is "wearing only thong panties". I hate those things.
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Teeny Leviathan
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02-20-2006 20:09
If my husband presented me with that contract, I'd laugh in his face and then tear it up. The "contract" or his face?  |
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Creami Cannoli
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02-20-2006 20:18
It all depends.....was he nice when he tried to get me to sign it? Or did he pull that "I HAVE A PENIS YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!!" crap? (one of my friends has a husband that thinks because he has a penis it entitles him to whatever he wants, when he wants. I say it entitles him to a big kick)
I wonder if the dumbass is related to James Frey, of the Oprah "Million Little Pieces" scandal? Genetics must be working against this branch in the family tree http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0104061jamesfrey1.html |
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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02-20-2006 20:20
It all depends.....was he nice when he tried to get me to sign it? Or did he pull that "I HAVE A PENIS YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!!" crap? (one of my friends has a husband that thinks because he has a penis it entitles him to whatever he wants, when he wants. I say it entitles him to a big kick) Lemme guess - he's got some sort of sportscar too? (or had one at one point in his life)  _____________________
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Creami Cannoli
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02-20-2006 20:25
Just one of the older redesigned RED Mustangs. He wants one of the NEW ones but he can't afford it.
Oh, and he is shaped like an apple with legs...not to make fun of larger men, but he is not what you would call hot. So I have no clue where he got the entitlement attitude from, but it is there and a pain in the ass at times. At a "dinner party" at their house one night, he told me, "Get me a beer bitch!" and was serious. SO I did.....gave it to him after shaking it very well. As you can imagine he was covered in beer along with his new leather computer desk chair. He was pissed. I told him he should speak with more respect to women, especially when wanting a beer.  I just saw a commercial for Dr. Phil tomorrow and it's another jackass guy like the one with the contract.This guy has been on before claiming his wife needs wife lessons. Apparentally his first talk with Dr. Phil didn't help, so he is at his old shit again. Here is a link to the first time he was on the show http://drphil.com/shows/show/592/ ATTENTION MEN!! If you want a woman to respect you, adore you, serve you sexually....do not treat her like garbage, like a slave, or like she is your friggen mommy! If you can treat her well, then she will return the favor. She will not mind looking good for you and wearing thongs or having sex with you. But the day you tell her she needs wife lessons, you WILL have your balls handed back to you in a ziploc baggie. And it will be the SNACK size, not the quart or gallon size. |
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Jonas Pierterson
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02-21-2006 06:00
ATTENTION MEN!! If you want a woman to respect you, adore you, serve you sexually....do not treat her like garbage, like a slave, or like she is your friggen mommy! If you can treat her well, then she will return the favor. She will not mind looking good for you and wearing thongs or having sex with you. But the day you tell her she needs wife lessons, you WILL have your balls handed back to you in a ziploc baggie. And it will be the SNACK size, not the quart or gallon size My fiance enjoys being treated like a slave though, so thats not true for all women. Edit: Dr Phil is a load of horse crap in most cases |