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The Qu'ran is Fiction

Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 08:28
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05-18-2006 08:29
Where's yer video?
Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 08:31
From: Ordinal Malaprop
Where's yer video?


sadly, I have no video. Are you unable to discuss or contemplate my statement if I don't provide a video?
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05-18-2006 08:33
Any mythology books is fiction. No matter how many followers.
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05-18-2006 08:33
From: Champie Jack
sadly, I have no video. Are you unable to discuss or contemplate my statement if I don't provide a video?

Yes.

Sorry, I need to see a distinguished star of stage and screen speaking on any topic before I am able to even understand what it is.
Briana Dawson
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05-18-2006 08:41
Can someone please post a comic strip with the Prophet Mohammed in it? :eek:

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Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 09:07
From: Briana Dawson
Can someone please post a comic strip with the Prophet Mohammed in it? :eek:

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05-18-2006 09:27
The Bible Is Teh Only Truth! Praise Jebus!
Billy Grace
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05-18-2006 09:32
This is perhaps the worst attempt to stir up religious drama ever.

Carry on.
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Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 09:40
It is an equal opportunity thread.
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05-18-2006 09:43
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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05-18-2006 09:51
From: Ordinal Malaprop
Where's yer video?

More importantly, where is his W. S. Burroughs quote for the title?

Here's a good one:
From: William S. Burroughs
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them.I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.


EDIT:
Oof, I'm confabulate posts. That's what I get for trying to catch up a day's worth of sandbox postings over lunch hour.
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Zephria Zapata
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05-18-2006 09:52
lol


A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female"

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White"

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up



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Two al Qaeda Spies Meet in America.

They meet in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into
the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him
quickly and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."


Thought id share these
Ghoti Nyak
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05-18-2006 10:10
Anyone selling a Prophet Mohammed avatar?

-Ghoti
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Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 10:21
From: Ghoti Nyak
Anyone selling a Prophet Mohammed avatar?

-Ghoti


I have a whole "PROPHETS OF THE WORLD" collection
Alisto Darkes
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05-18-2006 14:41
I would like to participate in this thread, but I always get into trouble for likening believing in a god to believing in santa, so I won't ;).
Lucifer Baphomet
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05-18-2006 15:40
We're fucked now Champie.... because you posted those cartoons LL will be targeted by Al Quaeda
:p
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Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 16:18
From: Lucifer Baphomet
We're fucked now Champie.... because you posted those cartoons LL will be targeted by Al Quaeda
:p


I hope Phillip gives up all my personal info before he ends up as a grostesque display of a ceremonial Islamic beheading.

It wouldn't be right for him to suffer for my blasphemy.

The question is: Would Phillip's or my beheading be GODD or BAD press for Second Life?
Michael Seraph
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05-18-2006 20:07
Have you ever read the Quran, Champie?
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05-18-2006 20:15
From: Champie Jack
I hope Phillip gives up all my personal info before he ends up as a grostesque display of a ceremonial Islamic beheading.

It wouldn't be right for him to suffer for my blasphemy.

The question is: Would Phillip's or my beheading be GODD or BAD press for Second Life?

I think it would be good press.

Even more important, the government would be compelled to pass a law addressing the circumstance of your beheading simply entitled "Champie's Law".

It is quite the opportunity.
Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 21:21
From: Michael Seraph
Have you ever read the Quran, Champie?


No Michael, I have not.

Does it bother you that I am cavalierly making remarks about a religion that hundreds of millions of people believe in?
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05-18-2006 21:26
From: Champie Jack
No Michael, I have not.

Does it bother you that I am cavalierly making remarks about a religion that hundreds of millions of people believe in?


It bothers me.
Champie Jack
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05-18-2006 21:29
From: vivi Odets
It bothers me.


Bingo! I was wondering when someone would finally speak up. I wonder if we should stop now because you are bothered, or should we continue to berate, debase, and insult Islam like we do regularly with Christianity here in the SL forums?

What do you think vivi?
SuezanneC Baskerville
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05-18-2006 21:58
Don't stop on my behalf.

But please don't anyone drag poor Santa into this discussion anymore. Santa is nice, he brings presents and doesn't send people to Hell when they die.
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Michael Seraph
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05-18-2006 22:13
From: Champie Jack
No Michael, I have not.

Does it bother you that I am cavalierly making remarks about a religion that hundreds of millions of people believe in?



I find it odd that you haven't read the Quran. That's all. I don't really recommend it though, it's arranged oddly. When they decided to put together the verses they arranged them by size. From shortest to longest. It makes it really difficult to sit down and read.

Although I have to wonder if you'd be so brave as to cavalierly make remarks about Christianity or Judaism. Might actually personally offend somebody you know.
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