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JackBurton Faulkland
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12-13-2005 10:46
I just recieved my Christmas bonus. A box of cookies...... Thank Chuck Norris that i am leaving this hell hole!
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kornation Bommerang
cant spell, wont spell
Join date: 13 Jan 2005
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12-13-2005 10:52
your lucky, i get a 'xmas party - no-opt out, all must attend' to be held at the nearest dingy 'club house' and the choice of either xmas eve or new years eve off (unless others have chosen first) - only get xmas day itself off and no xtra pay on any of the days
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Taco Rubio
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12-13-2005 10:58
I once worked at a bank, in the IT department. They gave all employees, some 500+ of us, the same xmas present every year.
A 12 pack of tuna. Seriously. _____________________
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
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12-13-2005 11:02
We get no xmas bonus.
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Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
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12-13-2005 11:05
Same as you Ghoti--5 days of paid leave, and our office Christmas party involves serving a holiday dinner to community elders and forcing them to sit through whatever funky kind of entertainment college professors and office professionals can come up with.
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Anya Dmytryk
i <3 woxy!
Join date: 13 Jul 2005
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12-13-2005 11:08
I once worked at a bank, in the IT department. They gave all employees, some 500+ of us, the same xmas present every year. A 12 pack of tuna. Seriously. wtf?!?!?!? that's just odd. O.o i hadn't even thought about christmas bonuses. this will be my first christmas at a fairly new job, so i have no idea what they do. i did find out they give everyone $50 on their birthday, so i'm guessing a bonus is on it's way. yippeee! ![]() _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
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12-13-2005 11:16
WTH is a Christmas bonus? I would take that pack of tuna....oh wait, I just read that the Feds and the Tuna Industry aren't telling us how bad tuna is for us.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/specials/chi-0512130114dec13,1,2739672.story?coll=chi-news-hed At least I get a nice holiday party on the 15th from Noon until 7PM....oh, wait...that's right, I have to work ![]() Bah Humbug! ![]() _____________________
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Logan Bauer
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12-13-2005 11:18
I just recieved my Christmas bonus. A box of cookies...... Thank Chuck Norris that i am leaving this hell hole! Has the spot that will open up when you leave been preemptively filled yet? I get no Christmas bonus at all either where I'm at now. _____________________
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Hiro Pendragon
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12-13-2005 11:20
your lucky, i get a 'xmas party - no-opt out, all must attend' to be held at the nearest dingy 'club house' and the choice of either xmas eve or new years eve off (unless others have chosen first) - only get xmas day itself off and no xtra pay on any of the days glad im off sick - i get the lot off Oooh, tell 'em you're half-jewish, half-muslim, and sue them for religious discrimination. You'll never have to work again! ![]() ![]() _____________________
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Windy Giles
High Gull of the Lag
Join date: 25 Nov 2005
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12-13-2005 11:38
I suspect my Christmas bonus consists of getting to make "Aunt Gertrude" NOT look like a giant 578921038-year-old prune, and taking "Uncle Ernie's" face from one pic, and plopping it on another because he looked drunk (well, ok, so he was). This instead of plopping hundreds of school pictures into class composites.
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Blueman Steele
Registered User
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
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12-13-2005 14:52
I once worked at a bank, in the IT department. They gave all employees, some 500+ of us, the same xmas present every year. A 12 pack of tuna. Seriously. how odd.. my company gave 12 of us same gift of $500 in cash... I got robbed that night though (no he didn't find the cash) |
Blueman Steele
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12-13-2005 14:53
Oooh, tell 'em you're half-jewish, half-muslim, and sue them for religious discrimination. You'll never have to work again! ![]() ![]() One company told us that they "wanted us all to be Christan"... Can I sue? |
ZsuZsanna Raven
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Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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12-13-2005 15:06
I usually get $200 every year, with taxes taken out.... have been at the same job almost 8 years.
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Karsten Rutledge
Linux User
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12-13-2005 15:22
Last year I was relatively new at my job (8-months or so?) and I got like $750 for Christmas. I was like 'Holy crap.' But I quit the following June and moved out of state. This year will be nothing, because I just started doing boring web programming for the university. Oh well.
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Katt Kongo
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12-13-2005 17:24
The last newspaper I worked at gave me a $800 Christmas bonus. I sure wish I could get a bonus this year!
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Chance Abattoir
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12-13-2005 17:36
I once worked at a bank, in the IT department. They gave all employees, some 500+ of us, the same xmas present every year. A 12 pack of tuna. Seriously. 500*12==6000/365.242==16.427 cans of tuna rubbed into the manager's tire treads every morning for a year (I recommend using only 16 per day and waiting until the summer months to use the year's allowance of .427's). _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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12-13-2005 17:40
We get no xmas bonus. ![]() ![]() -Ghoti It would have been funny if the fish story was Ghoti's. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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12-13-2005 17:42
Last year my company gave me a $20 gift card to Walmart, which is pretty much equivalent to giving an atheist the Book of Mormon.
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Elspeth Withnail
Completely Trustworthy
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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12-13-2005 18:35
I got you beat, Chance. I got a fifty dollar gift card for Wallyworld.
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Lizbeth Marlowe
The ORIGINAL "Demo Girl"
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My employers are Jewish
12-13-2005 19:02
I'm not holding my breath for a christmas bonus...but maybe I'll get something for Hanukkah?
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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12-13-2005 19:07
Heh, back in the mid 80's while working part time at a photo lab I got a christmas bonus check for $5. I didn't have a bank account at the time so it cost me $3 to cash it
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Satchmo Prototype
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12-13-2005 19:47
Heh, back in the mid 80's while working part time at a photo lab I got a christmas bonus check for $5. I didn't have a bank account at the time so it cost me $3 to cash it ![]() ROFL... that story made my day. _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
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12-13-2005 20:36
One company told us that they "wanted us all to be Christan"... Can I sue? Probably, yes. P2 _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
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12-13-2005 20:37
The last newspaper I worked at gave me a $800 Christmas bonus. I sure wish I could get a bonus this year! Awwww... I'll see what I can do, K2. ![]() P2 _____________________
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
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12-14-2005 07:41
I get 10 days off, 3 of which I have to use my own saved vacation days. I'm also being forced to go to our holiday party. Well, not 'forced' but it is "strongly recommended" that I attend.
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