Israel, next up Iran and Syria

Whats next?

And all of our poor guys will be stuck in the middle of it.

Yeah, its a big ugly situation no matter how you slice it.

-Ghoti

Time to start digging those fallout shelters.

The preacher man says its the end of time
and the Mississippi River she's a going dry.
The interest is up and the stock markets down
and you only get mugged if you go downtown.
I live back in the woods you see,
my woman, and the kids and the dogs and me.
I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive
and a country boy can survive. Country folks can survive.

I can plow a field all day long,
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn.
Make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
ain't to many things these boys can't do.
We grow good old tomatoes and homemade wine
and country boy can survive, country folk can survive.

Because you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run,
cause we're them ole boys raised on shotguns.
We say grace and we say mam
and if you ain't into that we don't give a damn.
We came from the West Virginia coal mine's
and the Rocky Mountains and the Western skies
and we can skin a buck, we can run a trout line
and a country boy can survive, country folks can survive.

I had a good friend in New York City
he never called me by my name just hillbilly.
My Grandpa taught me how to live off the land
and his taught him to be a business man
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway Nights
and I would send him some homemade wine
but he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife,
for forty three dollars my friend lost his life.
I'd love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes
and shoot him with my ole forty-five
cause a country boy can survive, country folks can survive.

'Cause you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run,
and we're them ole boys raised on shotgun.
We say grace, we say mam,
if you ain't into that we don't give a damn.
We're from North California and South Alabam'
and little towns all around this land.
We can skin a buck, and run a trout line
and a country boy can survive,
country folks can survive,
country boy can survive,
country folks can survive.

I am so gonna survive anything

Until your appendix gets infected or some equally curable condition comes along and the Doc has moved away. Backwoods hippy-like medicine only does so much.

appendix was already removed, happened when I was 17.

The education system is letting too many people get by without reading comprehension skills.

I was joking with you, good lord you have a sense of humor? Just to clue you in, MY FIRST POST WAS A JOKE. I took a Hank Williams JR. song and copied the lyrics.

Some people just don't see humor. *sighs*

I’m sorry I didn’t realize playing off the country stereotype of being undereducated would offend you so easily. This must be one of those things where only someone of a group can make fun of that group.

*shrugs*

only when it is a false stereotype. I have a masters degree from NC State.

What's your degree in? Farming?

Briana Dawson

""I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive
and a country boy can survive. Country folks can survive.""


that 4 wheel drive won't be much help to you when the gas is gone.

education actually

North Korea.

Not to mention all those innocent people who just happen to live there...

There are alternative fuels available, not every vehicle is a tribute to OPEC.

hehe you know how well moonshine burns?

Let's see, I believe this is the approximate sequence of events regarding the current situation:

-Hamas kidnaps Israeli soldier

-Israel retaliates by destroying infrastructure, taking out power, etc., in response to terrorist threats, demanding the release of the prisoner

-Hezbollah kidnaps 2 Israeli soldiers

-Israel retaliates with raids and attacks on Hezbollah targets within Lebanon

-Hezbollah fights back with rocket attacks, blah blah blah

-Israel continues with a plan to wipe out Hezbollah....... on and on....

Even a 2 year old can figure out who started this whole thing and who's to blame (see first line), yet Israel is the one taking the brunt of the criticism, simply because they have a better ability to hit back and the fact that they've simply had enough of this crap. Any reasonable person would be sick of the attacks on them by now.

These terror groups are like a little kid, poking and teasing an older brother over and over, just trying to agitate a huge response, and then when the older brother hits back hard when they've had enough--in come the parents to punish the hell out of the older brother. And the parents (in this case, most of the world) are almost all stupid enough to fall for it every single time.

And didn't Israel do prisoner exchanges years ago? Big mistake. THIS is why you don't deal with terrorists--they'll keep coming back at you with more and more threats, getting more and more deals out of them each time. Scumbags...

Dearly Darlings,

This whole mess is very sad. www.arutzsheva.com is a website where you can find the daily bombings in Israel.

It's getting to the point where there just may be an "Operation Shiny Parking Lot."

In the world of pure bred dogs you never breed for bad temperament. We neuter them and place them in appropriate pet homes. If they are really dangerous as sad as it may seem we put them down. I could never place a dangerous dog in a family home. I could not sleep at night!!!

If I had a bitch, that when whelping puppies ate puppy toes of said litter. I would spay her and not breed her again. I judge RL...believe it or not this does happen...have you checked your American Cocker toes under all that hair?

As a dog trainer...I do not tolerate inappropriate pack behavior. I am the Alpha in the house and I expect all of my dogs to behave like good companion dogs. Almost all of the dogs in our home are liscenced therapy dogs.

Good breeders also prescribe to a code of eithics.... taking responsibilty for every puppy we bring to the planet. My question is: If you were breeding the people to live in the Middle East ....what would you choose for your breeding program (from the existing human groups present in the locale) and why?

Ever Yours,

Mrs. Showdog Tiger

I know you are old...but damn...that's twisted. I would exclude politicians, terrorists and any one with a Swiss bank account. My husband is Army. I'm afraid that he's going to die in some horrible sand pit because those people can't play nice.

That's why my fuel tank keeps getting siphoned dry!!!!!

From: someone

Israel, next up Iran and Syria

Oh noes, it's t3h END TIMES™ again. Don't get Left Behind™

Actually Garoad, you might want to look to pre-1947 history to see who exactly started the current cycle of violence in the region you're so concerned with.

Showdog, previous attempts at implementing similar eugenics programs on human society did not end well. Try learning from history.

ehh, nuke'em till they glow then shoot them in the dark