I'll bring the signs. You bring the coffee!!!
And the lube's just gonna come down like manna from heaven? Sheesh girl you're lucky I have a Costco nearby.
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Cory Edo
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Join date: 26 Mar 2005
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11-06-2005 15:10
And the lube's just gonna come down like manna from heaven? Sheesh girl you're lucky I have a Costco nearby. _____________________
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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11-06-2005 15:11
It's all about the lint.
Siggy was apparently able to scrawl out a note, make a paper airplane out of it, and sail it off the ship with deadly accuracy onto my doorstep. Pretty believable by Machiavellian standards I MUST SAY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To my friends and loved ones, I remember being picked up by some odd creatures in the middle of the night. I hoped at the time that it would turn out to be a dream, but it is now clear that my experience was very real. When they got me on the ship, they seemed to try to put me at ease. They offered me some Coca-Cola, which I opted to reject because of the role I seemed to be playing - they had kidnapped me, had they not? Eventually, I was asked to take off my clothes. I became understandably nervous and uncomfortable - more so than I was before. I was afraid and tried to imagine what kind of weird sexual experiments they were about to perform on me. Thus it was with some relief that they did not perform any sexual experiments on me. In fact, they seemed, in a weird way, to respect my privacy by averting their eyes away from my private parts. What they wanted to see was my clothing. Eventually, it became clear by the way the alien that remained in the room with me was inspecting my pants pocket, that he was searching for, and scraping out pieces of lint. I knew what he was doing, but I asked him anyway, "What is it you are doing, anyway?" He told me that the only thing they wanted were pieces of lint. I became slightly agitated. I blurted out quite angrily, "If all you wanted was my pocket lint, why couldn't you have just asked me to scrape all the lint out of my pockets and give it to you?!" The alien stood there for a minute in contemplation. Then he told me, "That is a good idea. You know, you are the 458th human we have abducted, and you're the first one who came up with that idea? I will be sure to tell my supervisor about that idea." After a moment of awkward silence, I asked the alien why it was they wanted people's pocket lint. The alien quickly answered, "You can tell more about a civilization by seeking out and analyzing the little, seemingly insignificant artifacts than anything else. This lint tells us everything from the manner in which you manufacture your clothing to the intricacies of the way you sit down. It is the most valuable thing from your entire planet, and it informs us of much more than you probably want us to know about you." I pondered that for a second. I then asked the alien if I could have any of his lint, if he had any. He obliged, gladly. I returned to earth. That night, I looked at the lint with a microscope. I noticed nothing about it that was special. I decided that the alien was BSing me, and that they really just wanted an excuse to study our species in the nude. I was disgusted. Help me! Siggy _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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WynterWolfe Sieyes
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Join date: 22 Oct 2005
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11-06-2005 15:11
And the lube's just gonna come down like manna from heaven? Sheesh girl you're lucky I have a Costco nearby. The rumors of me being a female are grossly exaggerated. _____________________
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Cory Edo
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11-06-2005 15:14
The rumors of me being a female are grossly exaggerated. So are mine. My bad!  _____________________
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WynterWolfe Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 22 Oct 2005
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11-06-2005 15:17
So are mine. My bad! no harm, no foul. a lot of people think that same thing. apparently there was a female with this name here at some point._____________________
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Katt Kongo
M2 Publisher
Join date: 9 Jun 2005
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It happened here too!!
11-06-2005 15:20
If this is what your humor is all about then I feel very sorry for all of you and I hope that you never have to experience the heartbreak of alien abduction yourself. I know, I know!!! A member of my family was abducted and probed, and now she is PREGNANT! We are just heartbroken. And she is in so much pain that all she can do is rest her poor probed anus on some cool, soothing metal. The poor dear seems really shell shocked too. _____________________
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
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11-06-2005 15:31
After reading the other posts below this, I now 'GET' this hehe
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,059
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11-06-2005 15:39
you know, what happened to Siggy was a private matter, this should not be discussed in public besides, we all watched one asshole get reamed in public today /me shoots coffee out her nose!! _____________________
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Caleb Moreau
Original Kewlip!
Join date: 14 Jan 2005
Posts: 278
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11-06-2005 15:52
I know, I know!!! A member of my family was abducted and probed, and now she is PREGNANT! We are just heartbroken. And she is in so much pain that all she can do is rest her poor probed anus on some cool, soothing metal. The poor dear seems really shell shocked too. What IS that the cat's in? Looks almost like a big version of the Civil War Mini Ball bullets.. |
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Nephilaine Protagonist
PixelSlinger
Join date: 22 Jul 2003
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11-06-2005 16:12
*mourns for siggy's arse, and katt's pussy.*
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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11-06-2005 16:20
It's all about the lint. Siggy was apparently able to scrawl out a note, make a paper airplane out of it, and sail it off the ship with deadly accuracy onto my doorstep. Pretty believable by Machiavellian standards I MUST SAY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To my friends and loved ones, I remember being picked up by some odd creatures in the middle of the night. I hoped at the time that it would turn out to be a dream, but it is now clear that my experience was very real. When they got me on the ship, they seemed to try to put me at ease. They offered me some Coca-Cola, which I opted to reject because of the role I seemed to be playing - they had kidnapped me, had they not? Eventually, I was asked to take off my clothes. I became understandably nervous and uncomfortable - more so than I was before. I was afraid and tried to imagine what kind of weird sexual experiments they were about to perform on me. Thus it was with some relief that they did not perform any sexual experiments on me. In fact, they seemed, in a weird way, to respect my privacy by averting their eyes away from my private parts. What they wanted to see was my clothing. Eventually, it became clear by the way the alien that remained in the room with me was inspecting my pants pocket, that he was searching for, and scraping out pieces of lint. I knew what he was doing, but I asked him anyway, "What is it you are doing, anyway?" He told me that the only thing they wanted were pieces of lint. I became slightly agitated. I blurted out quite angrily, "If all you wanted was my pocket lint, why couldn't you have just asked me to scrape all the lint out of my pockets and give it to you?!" The alien stood there for a minute in contemplation. Then he told me, "That is a good idea. You know, you are the 458th human we have abducted, and you're the first one who came up with that idea? I will be sure to tell my supervisor about that idea." After a moment of awkward silence, I asked the alien why it was they wanted people's pocket lint. The alien quickly answered, "You can tell more about a civilization by seeking out and analyzing the little, seemingly insignificant artifacts than anything else. This lint tells us everything from the manner in which you manufacture your clothing to the intricacies of the way you sit down. It is the most valuable thing from your entire planet, and it informs us of much more than you probably want us to know about you." I pondered that for a second. I then asked the alien if I could have any of his lint, if he had any. He obliged, gladly. I returned to earth. That night, I looked at the lint with a microscope. I noticed nothing about it that was special. I decided that the alien was BSing me, and that they really just wanted an excuse to study our species in the nude. I was disgusted. Help me! Siggy I *totally* would have gone for this had you mentioned bellybutton lint. (If you need me, I will be in the backyard waving the filter from the dryer in an attempt to attract alien life-forms. Nolan, I will direct them to your Ford Econoline. Denkyouberrymush. )_____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
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Tang Lightcloud
Sweet & Juicy
Join date: 22 May 2004
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Ill take care of YOU!!!
11-06-2005 16:21
Siggy come by Sakai and Ill take care of that bum for you. Ill set you up on my anal bleaching table and apply "Tangs Tingle" a natural receipe of mulberry, bearberry, licorice extract, kojic acid, mulberry, retinol, vitamin C and vitamin E.
You will feel much refreshed, relaxed, and Ill have you completely forgetting about your alien affair. |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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11-06-2005 16:29
Siggy come by Sakai and Ill take care of that bum for you. Ill set you up on my anal bleaching table and apply "Tangs Tingle" a natural receipe of mulberry, bearberry, licorice extract, kojic acid, mulberry, retinol, vitamin C and vitamin E. You will feel much refreshed, relaxed, and Ill have you completely forgetting about your alien affair. Do you do coffee enemas too? Preferably Kopi Luwak - I want to be consistent here. That's consistent, not continent. _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Jeska Linden
Administrator
Join date: 26 Jul 2004
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11-06-2005 16:35
I think it's safe to say that this thread is off topic and as such has been moved to the Off-Topic Forum.
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Memory Harker
Girl Anachronism
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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Yay for th' weasel shit coffee!
11-06-2005 18:20
Nolan, have you ever had Kopi Luwak? My ex and I once threw a party of which the main attraction was a midnight drinking of Kopi Luwak. (It's like $250 a pound, so the drinking was kind of a special occasion in itself.) Dozens and dozens of our friends and acquaintances showed up for a swig. And god damn if it wasn't glorious! The company we bought it from --- Raven's Brew, I think they're called? It was, like, four years ago. --- cautioned, in their own PR, something to the effect of: "If you're looking for the very best coffee, we recommend that you buy one of our other, significantly less expensive types; Kopi Luwak is a pretty good brew, but purchased mostly for its novelty." But, nuh uh! No frickin' way! Everyone liked it a lot. And I and my ex and several other people --- heavy java drinkers, all --- said it was The Best Cup of Coffee They'd Ever Had. Wow. Wow. (Celebrity Trivia: The last person to order Kopi Luwak from Raven's Brew before we did? As the salesperson almost giddily informed us when we made the purchase? John Cleese!) |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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11-06-2005 18:36
Nolan, have you ever had Kopi Luwak? My ex and I once threw a party of which the main attraction was a midnight drinking of Kopi Luwak. (It's like $250 a pound, so the drinking was kind of a special occasion in itself.) Dozens and dozens of our friends and acquaintances showed up for a swig. And god damn if it wasn't glorious! The company we bought it from --- Raven's Brew, I think they're called? It was, like, four years ago. --- cautioned, in their own PR, something to the effect of: "If you're looking for the very best coffee, we recommend that you buy one of our other, significantly less expensive types; Kopi Luwak is a pretty good brew, but purchased mostly for its novelty." But, nuh uh! No frickin' way! Everyone liked it a lot. And I and my ex and several other people --- heavy java drinkers, all --- said it was The Best Cup of Coffee They'd Ever Had. Wow. Wow. (Celebrity Trivia: The last person to order Kopi Luwak from Raven's Brew before we did? As the salesperson almost giddily informed us when we made the purchase? John Cleese!) Yes, I have had it. I was inspired to go out and buy some after seeing a monkey pee in his own mouth at the zoo. Seriously though, I did try it at a very posh Millenium New Year's party, and it WAS good I must say! After surf and turf and then some fine scotch, it hit the spot! Everyone else who tried it raved about it as well. P.S. Cleese rawks, but I prefer Kim Bread. And of course:  _____________________
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
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11-06-2005 18:45
After reading the other posts below this, I now 'GET' this hehe GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!! _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
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11-07-2005 07:27
*mourns for siggy's arse, and katt's pussy.* Katt's pussy is just fine, tyvm. P2 _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
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11-07-2005 07:30
You had all that fun and you didn't invite me. Shame on you.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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11-07-2005 17:00
They put a nasty big cyl in my torus  where torus meets tore arse Shouldn't that be 'sore' ass? _____________________
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
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11-07-2005 17:21
Siggy... ummm... you know that torus.. ummm... we found it.
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
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11-07-2005 18:35
Siggy was far too nice to lose his anal virginity... He was a virgin??!! _____________________
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Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
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11-07-2005 18:37
But then Siggy was found alright, so That's All Folks!
http://www.johndriscoll.co.uk/stuff/looney-tunes.mp3 ( Sorry I'm just thrilled to bits I found the actual Looney Tunes tune! ) |
