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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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11-06-2005 11:52
This morning I got a phone call from NASA; they informed me that Siggy had been Abudcted and anal probe outside a convienence store by aliens. They said they found my number on the wall of a bathroom stall and they wanted me. When i got there they immediatly asked me if i knew of any enemas that Siggy might have had. They said that Siggy had over 1500 bus tokens and his custom faced orange swingline stapler on him and neither was touched. I told them that Siggy was an asshat and everyone that knew him loved him. including me . The reason i am posting this is because i felt that everyone has the right to know about this tragedy. Siggy was far too nice to lose his anal virginity to anal probing in such a heartless and violent way.
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Merwan Marker
Booring...
Join date: 28 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,706
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11-06-2005 11:52
Ferran you soooo rock!!
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Moopf Murray
Moopfmerising
Join date: 7 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,448
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11-06-2005 11:53
*clap clap* bravo. I'm sure Siggy will be up and walking again soon.
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Sensual Casanova
Spoiled Brat
Join date: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 4,807
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11-06-2005 11:54
lmao
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WynterWolfe Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 47
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11-06-2005 11:54
*clap clap* bravo. I'm sure Siggy will be up and walking again soon. albeit, humorously. _____________________
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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11-06-2005 11:55
They put a nasty big cyl in my torus
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,059
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11-06-2005 11:57
I feel for the aliens.. gods only know what Siggy will do to them.
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Sierra Divine
CEO of URBAN FLAVA
Join date: 4 Dec 2004
Posts: 187
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11-06-2005 11:57
ROFLMAO !!! now this story is indeed ASStonishing LMAOOOO
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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11-06-2005 12:00
I know this news may come as a shock to some of you. perhaps shooting milk out your nose or maybe even spraying beverage all over your monitor...
Our hopes and prayers are with you Siggy. _____________________
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
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11-06-2005 12:00
Siggy was far too nice to lose his anal virginity to anal probing in such a heartless and violent way. No worries, I was gentle. _____________________
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Enabran Templar
Capitalist Pig
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,506
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11-06-2005 12:01
Do aliens know what vasoline is?
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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11-06-2005 12:02
Do aliens know what vasoline is? If I can answer this question does that say anything bad about me? =o _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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11-06-2005 12:04
They put a nasty big cyl in my torus where torus meets tore arse _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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11-06-2005 12:08
Siggy was far too nice to lose his anal virginity to anal probing in such a heartless and violent way. Pffffffffffffft. Siggy lost his anal virginity eons ago. P2 _____________________
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 821
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11-06-2005 12:12
They put a nasty big cyl in my torus where torus meets tore arse At least it wasn't a prism _____________________
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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
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11-06-2005 14:55
*clap clap* bravo. I'm sure Siggy will be up and walking again soon. he is walking around right now, it is the sitting part I think he will be having difficulty with _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
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I'm very upset!
11-06-2005 14:57
I can't believe you people are so heartless to be posting about alien abduction in such a mocking manner. Each year thousands of people are forcefully anal probed by beings from other planets and they are mocked and derided for their experience. The fact that you are making this into some kind of joke makes me very sad and upset and I'm reporting this entire thread. If this is what your humor is all about then I feel very sorry for all of you and I hope that you never have to experience the heartbreak of alien abduction yourself.
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Osprey Therian
I want capslocklock
Join date: 6 Jul 2004
Posts: 5,049
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11-06-2005 14:58
This is another reason we need rounded edges on prims - let me tell you, I heard that sad tale and I thought, "We're revolting!"
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Saul Lament
Mean & Evil
Join date: 24 May 2004
Posts: 163
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This has got to stop!
11-06-2005 15:02
I am sick and tired of people just randomly pointing fingers at aliens and accusing them of this kind of nonsence!! How dare you! I demand a formal apology! Aliens are people too! |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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11-06-2005 15:02
This morning I got a phone call from NASA; they informed me that Siggy had been Abudcted and anal probe outside a convienence store by aliens. They said they found my number on the wall of a bathroom stall and they wanted me. When i got there they immediatly asked me if i knew of any enemas that Siggy might have had. They said that Siggy had over 1500 bus tokens and his custom faced orange swingline stapler on him and neither was touched. I told them that Siggy was an asshat and everyone that knew him loved him. including me . The reason i am posting this is because i felt that everyone has the right to know about this tragedy. Siggy was far too nice to lose his anal virginity to anal probing in such a heartless and violent way. Yep. If it is all about butts, what goes into butts, and/or what comes out of butts, it is all about Siggy. This is no hoax--the scatalogical do not lie. <hugs Siggy> _____________________
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WynterWolfe Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 47
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11-06-2005 15:05
I can't believe you people are so heartless to be posting about alien abduction in such a mocking manner. Each year thousands of people are forcefully anal probed by beings from other planets and they are mocked and derided for their experience. The fact that you are making this into some kind of joke makes me very sad and upset and I'm reporting this entire thread. If this is what your humor is all about then I feel very sorry for all of you and I hope that you never have to experience the heartbreak of alien abduction yourself. Some people pay good money for such probage. _____________________
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
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11-06-2005 15:07
Some people pay good money for such probage. I'm SO SICK of you people making out anal probing to be a bad and disgraceful thing. It can be a deep and meaningful expression of love between two consenting adults! And all you do is deride it like this precious act of God is something to be made fun of! I'm holding a protest in the Welcome Area so everybody knows how anti-anal sex SL really is. _____________________
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WynterWolfe Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 47
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11-06-2005 15:09
I'm SO SICK of you people making out anal probing to be a bad and disgraceful thing. It can be a deep and meaningful expression of love between two consenting adults! And all you do is deride it like this precious act of God is something to be made fun of! I'm holding a protest in the Welcome Area so everybody knows how anti-anal sex SL really is. I'll bring the signs. You bring the coffee!!! _____________________
Startin' on custom tats, IM me in world, if interested.
"Do you really want to pay some name baron in SL if you really want to use your own Johnson?" SuezanneC Baskerville |
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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
Posts: 2,607
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11-06-2005 15:09
you know, what happened to Siggy was a private matter, this should not be discussed in public
besides, we all watched one asshole get reamed in public today _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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WynterWolfe Sieyes
Registered User
Join date: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 47
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11-06-2005 15:10
you know, what happened to Siggy was a private matter, this should not be discussed in public besides, we all watched one asshole get reamed in public today BOO YAH!!!! _____________________
Startin' on custom tats, IM me in world, if interested.
"Do you really want to pay some name baron in SL if you really want to use your own Johnson?" SuezanneC Baskerville |
