If you see a tornado coming, shut your eyes tightly. It can't see you if you can't see it! It's a well known fact that tornadoes head right for you if they don't like the way you're looking at them. People who live in trailer parks are notorious for giving tornadoes dirty looks. For added protection, stand in the middle of an open field with your fingers in your ears while shouting "lalalalalalalalala" as loud as you can.
Works for Kansas.
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