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The Most Boring Thread Ever

Jemini Jansen
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Join date: 12 Jul 2006
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08-30-2006 19:26
So bored grabs a cheese pizza followed by a can a carling and Downs the whole lot


BUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faarin Blankes
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08-30-2006 20:01
There was this guy who just bought a really fast sports car. He went round to see his girlfriend to see what she thought of it.

When he got there she came running out of her front door, straight up to the car.

"What do you think?", he said

"I think it's amazing!", she replied. "Tell you what, if you take it to 150, I'll have sex with you."

Now, this young lady was a strict christian girl, and they'd been going out for a few years, so our sex-starved hero jumped at the chance. She got in and they drove casually to the nearest highway.

As soon as they got onto the empty 4 lane road, he hit the gas...

... 100... 110... 120... 130... 140... 150... BAM! she starts stripping right there in the car.

He'd never seen her naked, of course, so he had a good look... and accidentally drove off the road, hit the embankment, bounced into the air, flipped, and landed on the roof.

After a few minutes, the girlfriend managed to struggle herself free from the wreckage, and she could hear her boyfriend moaning.

"Are you ok?", she shouted

"Yeah, I'm fine... I'm stuck though."

"I'll get some help at the garage we just went past. I'm naked though and I can't get my clothes!"

He managed to free an arm and reach down to take off his shoe, and he threw it over to her. "Here, use arm to cover your boobs, and use that shoe for the rest."

A bit later, she got to the garage, completely naked apart from the shoe. She burst through the door shouting, "Please help! My boyfriend is stuck!"

The mechanic looked at her, looked at the shoe, and said, "Nothing I can do darlin', he's too far in"
Sally Rosebud
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08-30-2006 21:28
Hey, that's entertaining, not boring.
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Whyzard Lightworker
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08-31-2006 21:49
eating tater-tots while watching Iron Chef
Sally Rosebud
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09-01-2006 21:08
thinking of going to bed
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Faarin Blankes
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09-02-2006 09:13
From: Sally Rosebud
Hey, that's entertaining, not boring.




Sorry... I was fairly bored when I wrote it, and it took ages, does that count? :D
Vares Solvang
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09-02-2006 09:24
I just eat some hashbrowns. I dropped a forkfull on the floor so one of my dogs got a bite too. He liked them and wanted more, but I didn't give him any. He's gotten too fat and is on a diet. Now he is laying there licking the floor. Why do they do that? It's gross.
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Vares Solvang
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09-02-2006 10:03
My window is open and I can hear a train going by across the river. Interesting enough, it sounds like a steam engine. I wonder why there is a steam engine going by?
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Devlin Gallant
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09-02-2006 10:09
From: Vares Solvang
I just eat some hashbrowns. I dropped a forkfull on the floor so one of my dogs got a bite too. He liked them and wanted more, but I didn't give him any. He's gotten too fat and is on a diet. Now he is laying there licking the floor. Why do they do that? It's gross.


Don't complain. They have been known to lick worse things.
:eek:
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Vares Solvang
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09-02-2006 10:12
From: Devlin Gallant
Don't complain. They have been known to lick worse things.
:eek:



Yeah well, he does that too. :rolleyes:
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Joy Honey
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Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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09-02-2006 10:41
I am going to the grocery store.
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Vares Solvang
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09-02-2006 11:19
From: Joy Honey
I am going to the grocery store.



That reminds me, I need milk.
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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09-02-2006 12:32
From: Vares Solvang
That reminds me, I need milk.


Could you pick some up for me, too, while you're there?
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Vares Solvang
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09-02-2006 12:44
From: Alex Fitzsimmons
Could you pick some up for me, too, while you're there?


Is 1% ok?
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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09-02-2006 12:46
From: Vares Solvang
Is 1% ok?


Oh, ick. No. I want real milk, not flavored water. I'm physically active, so I can handle it. Whole milk, please. :p
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Osprey Therian
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09-02-2006 12:50
I never noticed before reading this thread that brownies, hashbrowns, and hashbrownies are all related.
Sally Rosebud
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09-02-2006 14:47
Wow, I've been reading all day! :eek:
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Lord Sullivan
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09-02-2006 15:09
ive just had a nice cup of Tea and a bar of chocolate, it was just a small bar i should of brought 2 of them or a bigger bar :)
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Sally Rosebud
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09-02-2006 15:19
I had some food today. It was ok.
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Osprey Therian
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09-02-2006 17:30
Is it that time already?
Vares Solvang
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09-02-2006 18:11
No, not yet. Soon though.

Can't you hear the drums? They are getting closer! Ever closer.
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Joy Honey
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09-02-2006 18:14
I did my grocery shopping. I made dinner. I ate dinner, as did almost everyone else in the family. The 5 yo is resistant to steak and wants to eat chips. I think he'll be going to bed hungry.
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Sally Rosebud
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09-02-2006 19:01
I had some salmon. It was good.
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vivi Odets
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09-02-2006 20:07
I'm waiting for a pizza to be delivered.
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Sally Rosebud
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09-02-2006 20:29
Is it taking long?
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