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The Most Boring Thread Ever

DolphPun Somme
The Pun is its own reword
Join date: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 309
08-27-2006 12:59
OK. In this thread anything goes.

EXCEPT Religion, Politics,abortion,SecondLife,Computers, Cute/Funny Internet sites,Music,Food, Parodies, and any topic which might actually get a response.

I.E. No flame-war stuff.

AKA, why this thread will slide into nothingness quicky. Its Boring.

(no pig jokes either)
Ewan Took
Mad Hairy Scotsman
Join date: 5 Dec 2004
Posts: 579
08-27-2006 13:02
My favourite cake. A princess torte from Ikea.

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Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
08-27-2006 13:03
So I've got this chicken joke.

A chicken walks into a bar. He says "Give me a shot". The bartender pours the drink out, slowly, slowly, slowly...

Hmm, I'm still working on this one. Call it a work in progress.
Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
08-27-2006 13:07
If a cowboy loses his job, does that make him deranged?
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Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
08-27-2006 13:08
If a chicken does the funky chicken dance, does that make him cool?
Cannae Brentano
NeoTermite
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 368
08-27-2006 13:09
I have a blue sweater vest.
Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
08-27-2006 13:10
It's a bird. No, a plane... No, it's a bee.
Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
08-27-2006 13:30
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
08-27-2006 13:37
Are you kidding? People on the internet will talk about pointless trivialities forever. For instance, since I see that we have a number of UK posters on this thread - crisps. There are a million issues to do with crisps. Let's see... cheese and onion, that should be in a green bag, shouldn't it? And salt and vinegar in a blue one. Walkers are bastards, I'm not giving up on that. And - Wheat Crunchies vs NikNaks in the "not a potato-based snack but still sold in a bag with excessive flavouring" stakes. I can't decide between tomato sauce Wheat Crunchies (sold at my local corner shop) and nice 'n' spicy NikNaks (sold in the supermarket where I buy my lunch at work). I'd say that overall the Wheat Crunchies were better though. And how does this relate to Monster Munch (pickled onion obviously)?
Alex Fitzsimmons
Resu Deretsiger
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,605
08-27-2006 13:42
Okay, so one time, I was out taking a walk, and I tripped, but then I caught my balance again and was okay.

Discuss.
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Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
08-27-2006 14:08
The other day I was walking down the street, and then I kinda went to the side... Some damage. Bit of a scuffle. I think it was a pear. No, it was a butterfly. But then I had bad meat, and prayed to Ralph in the garden.
Lord Sullivan
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Join date: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 2,870
08-27-2006 17:41
From: Ordinal Malaprop
Are you kidding? People on the internet will talk about pointless trivialities forever. For instance, since I see that we have a number of UK posters on this thread - crisps. There are a million issues to do with crisps. Let's see... cheese and onion, that should be in a green bag, shouldn't it? And salt and vinegar in a blue one. Walkers are bastards, I'm not giving up on that. And - Wheat Crunchies vs NikNaks in the "not a potato-based snack but still sold in a bag with excessive flavouring" stakes. I can't decide between tomato sauce Wheat Crunchies (sold at my local corner shop) and nice 'n' spicy NikNaks (sold in the supermarket where I buy my lunch at work). I'd say that overall the Wheat Crunchies were better though. And how does this relate to Monster Munch (pickled onion obviously)?


I totally agree with you :)
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Cannae Brentano
NeoTermite
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 368
08-27-2006 17:51
From: Lord Sullivan
I totally agree with you :)



I disagree.
LegionNinja Taka
SecondLife Explorer
Join date: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 45
the most boroing thread ever
08-27-2006 18:06
Boring?

O RLY?
http://yearoftheowl.ytmnd.com
Jsecure Hanks
Capitalist
Join date: 9 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,451
08-27-2006 18:14
www.subservientchicken.com
Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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Posts: 3,751
08-27-2006 19:01
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vivi Odets
Flibbertigibbet
Join date: 4 Sep 2005
Posts: 698
08-27-2006 19:28
I keep biting the inside of my lower lip.

It hurts.
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Cliffy Palmerstone
Manc in Geordieland
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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08-27-2006 19:36
There is a road on a hill in Scotland where, owing to an optical illusion, cars appear to roll uphill

link here: Electric Brae
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Teeple Linden
Some Linden or other
Join date: 14 Dec 2005
Posts: 144
08-27-2006 23:17
A towel just slid off my shower curtain rod. It'd been hanging there nearly 13 hours.

Also, I have no more Dr. Pepper. I'm nursing the last can, but the contents are moving steadily toward room temperature. I still haven't decided whether I should chug it or continue to sip.
Flavian Molinari
Broadly Offensive Content
Join date: 1 Aug 2004
Posts: 662
08-27-2006 23:22
I would probably chug it.
Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
08-27-2006 23:43
I clipped my toenails.
Lord Sullivan
DTC at all times :)
Join date: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 2,870
08-28-2006 02:23
From: Cannae Brentano
I disagree.


hmmm i hope that u r not trying to troll this beautiful boring thread roflmao

Peace
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
08-28-2006 06:26
1. Margaritaville

Nibblin' on sponge cake,
Watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think, hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault.
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
08-29-2006 09:43
My car needs a good wash.
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Billybob Goodliffe
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08-29-2006 09:54
From: Vares Solvang
My car needs a good wash.

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