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Ghoti Nyak

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02-03-2006 12:18

Check out the new mascots on Homeland Security's kid's site:HERE

-Ghoti

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

02-03-2006 12:23

My WTF meter is off the charts. Ranger Rick is crying right now.

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Mulch Ennui

15 Minutes are Over

Join date: 22 May 2005

Posts: 2,607

My WTF Meter just broke as well

02-03-2006 12:35

dood...

???

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Felix Uritsky

Prime Minister of Lupinia

Join date: 15 Dec 2004

Posts: 267

02-03-2006 13:09

LOL, cute. I give it about a week before it ends up in furry porn

Desmond Shang

Guvnah of Caledon

Join date: 14 Mar 2005

Posts: 5,250

02-03-2006 13:41

That's pretty incongruous.

What's with the hunting clothes that daddy furry is wearing?

Tail-rings on the kid!?

Pet food?

Looks like that owl would be a snack.

I like it, by the way... it's a good drawing.

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Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

02-03-2006 13:55

From: Chance Abattoir

My WTF meter is off the charts. Ranger Rick is crying right now.

Wow! Someone else other than me knows who Ranger Rick is!!

I have like 4 years of his magazines courtesy of grandma years N years ago.

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Burke Prefect

Cafe Owner, Superhero

Join date: 29 Oct 2004

Posts: 2,785

02-03-2006 14:02

Good art. But WTF.

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Joy Honey

Not just another dumass

Join date: 17 Jun 2005

Posts: 3,751

02-03-2006 14:26

Hey, what about Woodsy Owl and Smokey the Bear? I guess ol' Woodsy, Smokey and Rick are off in what's left of the Redwoods drowning their sorrows in some godforsaken hole in the wall

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Desmond Shang

Guvnah of Caledon

Join date: 14 Mar 2005

Posts: 5,250

02-03-2006 14:36

From: Joy Honey

Hey, what about Woodsy Owl and Smokey the Bear? I guess ol' Woodsy, Smokey and Rick are off in what's left of the Redwoods drowning their sorrows in some godforsaken hole in the wall

That's Old School furry.

You know, Boy Scout type stuff.

With kind of a 1950's-ish, fundamentalist, male-bonding kinda gestalt going on.

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Bazz Saarinen

Broken Producer

Join date: 24 Jan 2006

Posts: 12

02-03-2006 14:49

Old school furry... Can anyone remind me what the name of the Atom Bomb Readiness turtle was? From that one video?

Surely someone knows.

From: someone

LOL, cute. I give it about a week before it ends up in furry porn

Nah, some artists draw really fast.

I give it three days.

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Bertha Horton

Fat w/ Ice Cream

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 835

02-03-2006 14:50

From: Tod69 Talamasca

Wow! Someone else other than me knows who Ranger Rick is!!

I have like 4 years of his magazines courtesy of grandma years N years ago.

Wow, 2 someones other than I know who Ranger Rick is!

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paulie Femto

Into the dark

Join date: 13 Sep 2003

Posts: 1,098

Bert the Turtle

02-03-2006 15:12

Bert knows how to "duck and cover."

http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951

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Michi Lumin

Sharp and Pointy

Join date: 14 Oct 2003

Posts: 1,793

02-03-2006 15:16

Someone should tell Rush Limbaugh , then, that furries -are- patriots.

I'm going to go take my protein pills and put my helmet on.

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Bazz Saarinen

Broken Producer

Join date: 24 Jan 2006

Posts: 12

02-03-2006 15:19

THANK YOU!

Kinda scary, but that's been bothering me for about a week now.

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Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

02-03-2006 15:23

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paulie Femto

Into the dark

Join date: 13 Sep 2003

Posts: 1,098

aww, Rush

02-03-2006 15:28

Just pop a few more OxyContin. You'll feel all better.

http://opioids.com/oxycodone/rushlimbaugh.html

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

02-03-2006 20:44

So it's a kid's website, what's the problem? How else do you get them interested in something? Pretty nice looking artwork too. Yall are just freaked because it has "Homeland Security" on it.

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

02-03-2006 21:01

From: Garoad Kuroda

How else do you get them interested in something?

Gee... I dunno... perhaps start by not having it look STUPID.

From: Garoad Kuroda

Yall are just freaked because it has "Homeland Security" on it.

Actually, I'm freaked out by how far apart their eyes are. There's some kinda freaky Egyptian stuff going on there.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

02-03-2006 21:11

The eyes seem fine to me, that's what big cats look like!

So it looks stupid....lol.. well thanks for your opinion I guess. I don't know if kids of the right age would agree or not!

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

02-03-2006 21:28

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

02-03-2006 21:33

Cool:

Tax dollars at work for crappy art (WARNING: Here comes the monster chin!):

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

02-03-2006 21:39

"Don't steal my hat, you big pu$$y."

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Chance Abattoir

Future Rockin' Resmod

Join date: 3 Apr 2004

Posts: 3,898

02-03-2006 21:44

Omg... I can't wait until they show the terrorists plotting.

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Ursula Madison

Chewbacca is my co-pilot

Join date: 31 Jul 2004

Posts: 713

02-04-2006 01:04

From: Chance Abattoir

Omg... I can't wait until they show the terrorists plotting.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

02-04-2006 07:21

lol...I still don't see ANY similarity with anything Egyptian there! Except that there are three characters in the picture!

The eyes are bigger than in real life (normal for cartoons), but the spacing between them is perfect! So, take that...

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Department of (Furry) Homeland Security
Ghoti Nyak καλλιστι Join date: 7 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,078	02-03-2006 12:18 Check out the new mascots on Homeland Security's kid's site:HERE -Ghoti _____________________ "Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	02-03-2006 12:23 My WTF meter is off the charts. Ranger Rick is crying right now. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Mulch Ennui 15 Minutes are Over Join date: 22 May 2005 Posts: 2,607	My WTF Meter just broke as well 02-03-2006 12:35 dood... ??? _____________________ I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. http://forums.secondcitizen.com/
Felix Uritsky Prime Minister of Lupinia Join date: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 267	02-03-2006 13:09 LOL, cute. I give it about a week before it ends up in furry porn
Desmond Shang Guvnah of Caledon Join date: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 5,250	02-03-2006 13:41 That's pretty incongruous. What's with the hunting clothes that daddy furry is wearing? Tail-rings on the kid!? Pet food? Looks like that owl would be a snack. I like it, by the way... it's a good drawing. _____________________ Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	02-03-2006 13:55 From: Chance Abattoir My WTF meter is off the charts. Ranger Rick is crying right now. Wow! Someone else other than me knows who Ranger Rick is!! I have like 4 years of his magazines courtesy of grandma years N years ago. _____________________ really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Burke Prefect Cafe Owner, Superhero Join date: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 2,785	02-03-2006 14:02 Good art. But WTF. _____________________ My Blog \| My Board \| My Cafe\| My Slex
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	02-03-2006 14:26 Hey, what about Woodsy Owl and Smokey the Bear? I guess ol' Woodsy, Smokey and Rick are off in what's left of the Redwoods drowning their sorrows in some godforsaken hole in the wall _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Desmond Shang Guvnah of Caledon Join date: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 5,250	02-03-2006 14:36 From: Joy Honey Hey, what about Woodsy Owl and Smokey the Bear? I guess ol' Woodsy, Smokey and Rick are off in what's left of the Redwoods drowning their sorrows in some godforsaken hole in the wall That's Old School furry. You know, Boy Scout type stuff. With kind of a 1950's-ish, fundamentalist, male-bonding kinda gestalt going on. _____________________ Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Bazz Saarinen Broken Producer Join date: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 12	02-03-2006 14:49 Old school furry... Can anyone remind me what the name of the Atom Bomb Readiness turtle was? From that one video? Surely someone knows. From: someone LOL, cute. I give it about a week before it ends up in furry porn Nah, some artists draw really fast. I give it three days. _____________________ Brain drain initialized, no survivors will be taken. Thank you for your time.
Bertha Horton Fat w/ Ice Cream Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 835	02-03-2006 14:50 From: Tod69 Talamasca Wow! Someone else other than me knows who Ranger Rick is!! I have like 4 years of his magazines courtesy of grandma years N years ago. Wow, 2 someones other than I know who Ranger Rick is! _____________________ Trapped in a world she never made!
paulie Femto Into the dark Join date: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 1,098	Bert the Turtle 02-03-2006 15:12 Bert knows how to "duck and cover." http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951 _____________________ REUTERS on SL: "Thirty-five thousand people wearing their psyches on the outside and all the attendant unfettered freakishness that brings."
Michi Lumin Sharp and Pointy Join date: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 1,793	02-03-2006 15:16 Someone should tell Rush Limbaugh , then, that furries -are- patriots. I'm going to go take my protein pills and put my helmet on. _____________________
Bazz Saarinen Broken Producer Join date: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 12	02-03-2006 15:19 THANK YOU! Kinda scary, but that's been bothering me for about a week now. _____________________ Brain drain initialized, no survivors will be taken. Thank you for your time.
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	02-03-2006 15:23 _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
paulie Femto Into the dark Join date: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 1,098	aww, Rush 02-03-2006 15:28 Just pop a few more OxyContin. You'll feel all better. http://opioids.com/oxycodone/rushlimbaugh.html _____________________ REUTERS on SL: "Thirty-five thousand people wearing their psyches on the outside and all the attendant unfettered freakishness that brings."
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	02-03-2006 20:44 So it's a kid's website, what's the problem? How else do you get them interested in something? Pretty nice looking artwork too. Yall are just freaked because it has "Homeland Security" on it. _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	02-03-2006 21:01 From: Garoad Kuroda How else do you get them interested in something? Gee... I dunno... perhaps start by not having it look STUPID. From: Garoad Kuroda Yall are just freaked because it has "Homeland Security" on it. Actually, I'm freaked out by how far apart their eyes are. There's some kinda freaky Egyptian stuff going on there. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	02-03-2006 21:11 The eyes seem fine to me, that's what big cats look like! So it looks stupid....lol.. well thanks for your opinion I guess. I don't know if kids of the right age would agree or not! _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	02-03-2006 21:28 _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	02-03-2006 21:33 Cool: Tax dollars at work for crappy art (WARNING: Here comes the monster chin!): _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	02-03-2006 21:39 "Don't steal my hat, you big pu$$y." _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	02-03-2006 21:44 Omg... I can't wait until they show the terrorists plotting. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Ursula Madison Chewbacca is my co-pilot Join date: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 713	02-04-2006 01:04 From: Chance Abattoir Omg... I can't wait until they show the terrorists plotting. _____________________ "Huh... did everything just taste purple for a second?" -- Philip J. Fry
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	02-04-2006 07:21 lol...I still don't see ANY similarity with anything Egyptian there! Except that there are three characters in the picture! The eyes are bigger than in real life (normal for cartoons), but the spacing between them is perfect! So, take that... _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

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