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Hot Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight Story of the Day!

Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 11:15
http://www.tampabays10.com/sports/sports_article.aspx?storyid=20844

This story is so hot on so many levels

I waited through my entire puberty for this story
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-07-2005 11:16
WTF is it with men and lesbians? :)
Seriously.
Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 11:18
From: Eggy Lippmann
WTF is it with men and lesbians? :)
Seriously.


envy
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-07-2005 11:20
So... you're saying that you want to have a hot girlfriend but no pecker to stick in her? :P
Kendra Bancroft
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11-07-2005 11:22
From: Eggy Lippmann
So... you're saying that you want to have a hot girlfriend but no pecker to stick in her? :P



Nahhhh. He's saying he wants to drive a Subaru and wear birkenstocks.
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Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 11:23
From: Kendra Bancroft
Nahhhh. He's saying he wants to drive a Subaru and wear birkenstocks.


lmao
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-07-2005 11:26
HOT BIRKENSTOCK ACTION! :p
Rose Karuna
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11-07-2005 11:35
Does it surprise anyone that this happened in Tampa? :D

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Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 11:36
From: Rose Karuna
Does it surprise anyone that this happened in Tampa? :D

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good memory =)
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Dark Korvin
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11-07-2005 11:42
From: Eggy Lippmann
WTF is it with men and lesbians? :)
Seriously.


I think it is only an interesting to men when actual sex is involved. It is shocking enough to get the yes from one girl after 20 no's. To see two girls both saying yes at the same time to each other, we get all excited then confused when they look all disgusted as you put your arms around both them.
Eggy Lippmann
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11-07-2005 11:57
Dude... 20:1 ratio? There must be something very wrong with you :)
Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 12:03
From: Eggy Lippmann
Dude... 20:1 ratio? There must be something very wrong with you :)


considering he didn't know any of them when he asked them out of the blue, 20:1 ain't that bad
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Pendari Lorentz
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11-07-2005 12:46
From: Eggy Lippmann
WTF is it with men and lesbians? :)
Seriously.


Gah! Lesbians rock! What's not to like??

And I gotta make sure my hubby sees this story. haha :D
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ReallyRick Metropolitan
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11-07-2005 13:46
I heard this on Howard Stern this morning and he is going to try and get them on his show. :D Hilarious!
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Ben Bacon
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11-07-2005 14:18
From: Eggy Lippmann
WTF is it with men and lesbians? :)
Seriously.
Ah, Eggy - the eternal question - first raised by Terra in strip 409 of the unbelievable awesome "1 over 0" - and answered in the next strip :)
Dianne Mechanique
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11-07-2005 14:22
From: Mulch Ennui
http://www.tampabays10.com/sports/sports_article.aspx?storyid=20844

This story is so hot on so many levels

I waited through my entire puberty for this story
Hot?
not.

IMO the male attraction to lesbians revolves around the fact that a great deal of the men in the world would rather be female than male if they had the choice. This is because being female is inherently better.

I offer the entire of SecondLife to backup this theory. :)
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Mulch Ennui
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11-07-2005 14:26
From: Dianne Mechanique
Hot?
not.

IMO the male attraction to lesbians revolves around the fact that a great deal of the men in the world would rather be female than male if they had the choice. This is because being female is inherently better.

I offer the entire of SecondLife to backup this theory. :)


Vag Envy?

I think not

I prefer to pee standing up

i think the Terra comic strip sums it up best so far
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Dark Korvin
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11-07-2005 15:32
From: Eggy Lippmann
Dude... 20:1 ratio? There must be something very wrong with you :)


You sound like your the 1 out of the 21. :)
Ananda Sandgrain
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11-07-2005 15:58
From: Dianne Mechanique

IMO the male attraction to lesbians revolves around the fact that a great deal of the men in the world would rather be female than male if they had the choice. This is because being female is inherently better.

:)


I was always convinced of this. It took me a long time to realize that this wasn't true of most men.
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Jake Reitveld
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11-07-2005 17:20
Lesbianism is attractive cause women are just better looking than men.
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Sinclair Valen
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11-07-2005 20:23
From: Ben Bacon
Ah, Eggy - the eternal question - first raised by Terra in strip 409 of the unbelievable awesome "1 over 0" - and answered in the next strip :)


Ben, I salute you for pointing this out. 1/0 is just too funny for words.

Seriously - after learning about this comic, I completely forgot about the "hot lesbian cheerleader action" which started this thread. Ain't that a kick in the head - or somewhere...

Of course, this means that there's obviously something wrong with me on some level... either for noticing and taking interest in the lesbian cheerleader angle, or for completely forgetting about it once I saw the way-cool stick figure cartoons...

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Dianne Mechanique
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11-08-2005 09:05
From: Ananda Sandgrain
I was always convinced of this. It took me a long time to realize that this wasn't true of most men.
I think it's true. Here for practically the first time in history we have a situation where a citizen of this place can choose their gender, and... overwhelmingly, men (seem to) want to to be women in SL.

My experiences in SL so far have taught me that at least some of these "faux women" are not (in RL), transgendered or gay, (in fact thats where the giant flood of "Fauxbianism" seems to come in). I have had several girls "come out" to me (as RL biological males) that are simply straight men who come here to "relax" as a girl, or some such language like that.

I dont really understand this phenomenon myself, I'm just saying this is a possible new thing here. Maybe I am being naive and these fellows just want to jump my virtual bones sort of speak, but maybe they are telling the truth. Maybe a lot of men would rather be women, but just haven't ever been able to do anything about it until now.

I realise it's just a theory and that I am shooting in the dark to the extent that I am trying to imagine the motivations of a man who is trying to pretend to be a girl (sorry guys, but a lot of the time you can easily tell), for whatever reasons he might have.

I just keep getting the feeling that to describe the situation as it usually is, as "men dressing like girls cause they want hot lesbian sex" kind of oversimplifies the situation. I would probably have said that before I came here, but now I am not so sure.

We need some SL sociologists to do some research on this. :)
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Dark Korvin
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11-08-2005 09:11
From: Dianne Mechanique
I think it's true. Here for practically the first time in history we have a situation where a citizen of this place can choose their gender, and... overwhelmingly, men (seem to) want to to be women in SL.

My experiences in SL so far have taught me that at least some of these "faux women" are not (in RL), transgendered or gay, (in fact thats where the giant flood of "Fauxbianism" seems to come in). I have had several girls "come out" to me (as RL biological males) that are simply straight men who come here to "relax" as a girl, or some such language like that.

I dont really understand this phenomenon myself, I'm just saying this is a possible new thing here. Maybe I am being naive and these fellows just want to jump my virtual bones sort of speak, but maybe they are telling the truth. Maybe a lot of men would rather be women, but just haven't ever been able to do anything about it until now.

I realise it's just a theory and that I am shooting in the dark to the extent that I am trying to imagine the motivations of a man who is trying to pretend to be a girl (sorry guys, but a lot of the time you can easily tell), for whatever reasons he might have.

I just keep getting the feeling that to describe the situation as it usually is, as "men dressing like girls cause they want hot lesbian sex" kind of oversimplifies the situation. I would probably have said that before I came here, but now I am not so sure.

We need some SL sociologists to do some research on this. :)


Sounds like a talk show subject: "She is really a he, and he has been hiding his real life gender from his online lesbian girlfriend. Well today we have a special suprise for him. His girlfriend is really a he too!" *queue the boxing ring being rolled in*
Zuzu Fassbinder
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11-08-2005 09:41
After I "came out" that I was a RL male in my profile I started getting hit on by female avvies all the time and I had to add a notice that I wasn't intersted in women.
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Dianne Mechanique
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11-08-2005 09:48
From: Dark Korvin
Sounds like a talk show subject: "She is really a he, and he has been hiding his real life gender from his online lesbian girlfriend. Well today we have a special suprise for him. His girlfriend is really a he too!" *queue the boxing ring being rolled in*
Yeah.
Should be a Jerry Springer or something, complete with tears and recriminations.

Not fun in RL though. :(
It should have a warning label that says "real lesbians *were* harmed during the making of this show." (cause they are)
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