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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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12-19-2005 17:25
From: Ordinal Malaprop Curling is terrific. Turn the sound up and you hear what they're actually saying. It's the best exhibition of swearing one could possibly imagine. "Go on you little **** get in the **** **** you **** ****... **** come on you ****... ah ****!" Olympic quality. I can outcurse a navy. Can I be a sport?
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
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12-19-2005 17:26
From: Ordinal Malaprop Curling is terrific. Turn the sound up and you hear what they're actually saying. It's the best exhibition of swearing one could possibly imagine. "Go on you little **** get in the **** **** you **** ****... **** come on you ****... ah ****!" Olympic quality. They stole that from Happy Gilmore!
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
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12-19-2005 17:32
From: Chance Abattoir I can outcurse a navy. Can I be a sport? If you can throw a rock along some ice, why not? |
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 17:38
From: Ordinal Malaprop If you can throw a rock along some ice, why not? Alright, I've got one. How about Analice S*it-off. The goal is to sit on opposing toilets without taking a poop. You get style points by outcursing the opponent. Every 60 seconds, a well-gloved teammate shoves another ice cube up your exit end. As soon as someone poops, the game is over. The pooper also gets docked a major poop penalty.
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
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12-19-2005 17:44
<what kind of rubbish was I talking last night?>
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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12-19-2005 17:45
From: Chance Abattoir Alright, I've got one. How about Analice S*it-off. The goal is to sit on opposing toilets without taking a poop. You get style points by outcursing the opponent. Every 60 seconds, a well-gloved teammate shoves another ice cube up your exit end. As soon as someone poops, the game is over. The pooper also gets docked a major poop penalty.  
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 17:47
A couple of weeks ago I went back to Texas and played "Fill a huge bowl full of ice, top it off with water, and then everyone hold your hand in as long as possible."
I made the error of going in open-palmed.
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