I want to ask the Neocons a serious question. Please do not change or make up your own scenario as an answer. Given the choice between two options as laid out, which would you choose? Keep in mind that your answer will irrefutably prove whether or not you are a Good Guy or a Bad Guy because all choices in life can be boiled down to two options.
1. We destroy all Arab nations and steal their oil and linens. We then put all domestic non-Christians under public ridicule on government sponsored "reeducation" t.v. shows modeled after Running Man. The host will be Arnold. Everyone's telephones are tapped and their email is monitored to protect the Good guys from the Bad guys. Anyone who doesn't have anything to hide has nothing to fear.
2. We destroy all Arab nations and steal their sand (no sand means no land!). We then put all domestic non-Christians under public ridicule on government sponsored "reeducation" t.v. shows modeled after Running Man. Everyone's telephones are tapped and their email is monitored to protect the Good guys from the Bad guys. We put a ban on eggs because they are poison to gnomes
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 12:20
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 12:33
The fact that none of you are answering is telling. I suspect you hate America.
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Lorelei Patel
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12-19-2005 12:45
Damn. Does this have to be an either-or proposition? I mean, both are looking really good.
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Hox Hauptmann
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12-19-2005 12:56
Well seeing as how my brothr is a gnome, I vote for option 2. Although, I'd have to change my citizenship before I vote.
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Gabe Lippmann
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12-19-2005 13:51
I have to go with #2 as I love gnomes and didn't realize the awful scourge that eggs represent to their well being. Also, it is absolutely wrong to steal linens.
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 14:02
I have to go with #2 as I love gnomes and didn't realize the awful scourge that eggs represent to their well being. Also, it is absolutely wrong to steal linens. You make Fairuza Balk sad.  _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
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12-19-2005 14:22
You make Fairuza Balk sad. Well, if she keeps up with that attitude much longer, I'll give her something to be sad about  _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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12-19-2005 14:34
That's a really tough choice. Would the linens match my wallpaper, or would I have to redocorate?
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 15:18
That's a really tough choice. Would the linens match my wallpaper, or would I have to redocorate? I don't know. What kind of wallpaper print do you have? If it is floral, I don't think you'll find too many turbans that match. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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12-19-2005 15:37
I choose number one. I'm going to buy a new SUV and I need me some oil (pronounced as "earl"
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 15:41
I choose number one. I'm going to buy a new SUV and I need me some oil (pronounced as "earl" .~Ulrika~ That's oldschool. You gotta check out the new alternative SUV's that run off of the raw anguish of endangered baby seals. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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12-19-2005 15:47
That's oldschool. You gotta check out the new alternative SUV's that run off of the raw anguish of endangered baby seals. ~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 15:55
Baby seals are a source of fuel, eh? Looks like we'll be invading the polar ice cap soon to, um, stop terrorism. ~Ulrika~ Only their anguish. Anguish can be exported from foreign regions quite easily. _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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12-19-2005 16:58
Baby seals are a source of fuel, eh? Looks like we'll be invading the polar ice cap soon to, um, stop terrorism. ~Ulrika~ I say we open up the arctic national refuge so we can use our own baby seal anguish and not depend on foreign imports. _____________________
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Ordinal Malaprop
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12-19-2005 17:00
Factory farming of baby seals would produce far more anguish per $ invested. With automated clubs, and cuteness sensors to pick out the most worthy targets. (Okay, so they're all cute, that just makes it easier.)
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 17:01
The time has come to reveal my intent in posting these intellectually compelling and multifaceted questions. If you answered either one, or if you didn't answer at all, then you hate America (except for the people who answered the way I wanted them to, they hate America a little bit less and aren't as stupid as the rest of you). Aren't I a smartie?
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Ordinal Malaprop
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12-19-2005 17:02
I DO HATE AMERICA!
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 17:03
(Seriously, though, baseball is rubbish.) That's why it stopped being an Olympic sport. _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
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12-19-2005 17:08
I say we open up the arctic national refuge so we can use our own baby seal anguish and not depend on foreign imports. I say we open up Alaska for massive oil exploration so that we can better fuel the war machine in the Middle East so that we can get ahold of all that oil. _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
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12-19-2005 17:09
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Ordinal Malaprop
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12-19-2005 17:10
That's why it stopped being an Olympic sport. And a good thing too. One of the most boring pastimes ever. I must admit that there are lots of really boring Olympic sports which remain technically sports, though. I can't defend them. edit: eh, the other thread was Jeskaed |
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Chance Abattoir
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12-19-2005 17:14
And a good thing too. One of the most boring pastimes ever. I must admit that there are lots of really boring Olympic sports which remain technically sports, though. I can't defend them. edit: eh, the other thread was Jeskaed Wtf is up with "Curling?" How is that a sport? re: edit: Praise the Linden. _____________________
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Elspeth Withnail
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12-19-2005 17:16
Duh, number 1, of course.
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Gabe Lippmann
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12-19-2005 17:16
One of the most boring pastimes ever. I was going to call you a Traitor, but you've already noted that. I lieu of that, I have AR'd your post since Baseball only lurks here, being too timid to be exposed to this type of sportist hatred by posting in defense of itself. _____________________
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Ordinal Malaprop
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12-19-2005 17:20
Wtf is up with "Curling?" How is that a sport? re: edit: Praise the Linden. Curling is terrific. Turn the sound up and you hear what they're actually saying. It's the best exhibition of swearing one could possibly imagine. "Go on you little **** get in the **** **** you **** ****... **** come on you ****... ah ****!" Olympic quality. |