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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-05-2006 20:50
I am a virgin.. sweet, innocent, pure.... You hush vivi  *chuckles* You know Lana, when people like us lie about being virgins, its not our nose that grows..... its our waistlines. you really want to be reconsidering that post. I'm just sayin... |
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Marker Dinova
I eat yellow paperclips.
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 608
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05-05-2006 22:20
I hope to never let my world get so small again.  _____________________
The difference between you and me = me - you.
The difference between me and you = you - me. add them up and we have 2The 2difference 2between 2me 2and 2you = 0 2(The difference between me and you) = 0 The difference between me and you = 0/2 The difference between me and you = 0 I never thought we were so similar  |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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05-05-2006 23:17
Desmond Shang is an unmarried virgin in Second Life. The person behind the avatar, however, is an often exhausted parent of three. So I've been around the block enough. If your dragon is a youngish, perky female dragon, she might be in for one heck of a surprise when she swoops down to get me...  Not a dragon. Not very perky. Pounces Desmond. You rock!! _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "  next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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05-05-2006 23:18
"Imagine bin Laden, he blows himself up and goes to the gates of heaven, and there's George Washington saying, 'How dare you defile that which makes our country great.' Him and 70 other members of the Continental Congress come down and start WAILING on his ass. Then bin Laden goes: 'Wait, where are zee virgins?!' '71 Virginians you asshole!'" -- Robin Williams, Live on Broadway Sorry. I had to. And totally hugs this big goof. Glad to see you are still here, very smart man. _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN " next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang |
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Jeffrey Gomez
Cubed™
Join date: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,522
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05-05-2006 23:26
And totally hugs this big goof. Glad to see you are still here, very smart man. That I am. For now. _____________________
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Allana Dion
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,230
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05-06-2006 00:06
You know Lana, when people like us lie about being virgins, its not our nose that grows..... its our waistlines. you really want to be reconsidering that post. I'm just sayin... Lord! *grabs tape measure and quickly retracts previous post* Whew! just in time. _____________________
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Marker Dinova
I eat yellow paperclips.
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 608
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05-06-2006 23:20
Imaginary virgins? _____________________
The difference between you and me = me - you.
The difference between me and you = you - me. add them up and we have 2The 2difference 2between 2me 2and 2you = 0 2(The difference between me and you) = 0 The difference between me and you = 0/2 The difference between me and you = 0 I never thought we were so similar |
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jrrdraco Oe
Insanity Fair
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 372
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05-09-2006 19:29
i got them at your store! Shit don't tell me they weren't virgins! No wonder the dragon is so pissed off. And let me tell you -- you haven't been through hell till you've had to clean up after a dragon who didn't like his dinner. Poor Smokey. Is there no young virgin that will volunteer to feed this poor suffering dragon? Geez Poor Smokey, really its a dog´s name |
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,512
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05-09-2006 20:46
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Susie Boffin
Certified Nutcase
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,151
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05-09-2006 21:14
I am a genuine ex-virgin if that counts for anything.
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"If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life." - Henry David Thoreau
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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-09-2006 22:58
Geez Poor Smokey, really its a dog´s name Don't tell Smokey that. He might get mad. You wouldn't like Smokey when he's mad AND bereft of virgins. |
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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05-09-2006 23:02
I'm just curious here, but where would I find some of these virgin sheep you speak of?  _____________________
"People can cry much easier than they can change."
-James Baldwin |
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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05-09-2006 23:03
I have a pet dragon. I am forced.. yes FORCED I tell you.. to feed it sheep becuase I cannot find a reliable source of virgins in this world. WTF???  (Incase I get flamed, it's just a joke!) _____________________
"People can cry much easier than they can change."
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Corvus Drake
Bedroom Spelunker
Join date: 12 Feb 2006
Posts: 1,456
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05-10-2006 09:35
(Incase I get flamed, it's just a joke!) I've always wondered what good an afterlife with 53 virgins would be 53 days (or in my case, 48 hours) later. _____________________
I started getting banned from Gorean sims, so now I hang out in a tent called "Fort Awesome".
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Ranma Tardis
沖縄弛緩の明確で青い水
Join date: 8 Nov 2005
Posts: 1,415
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05-10-2006 09:52
I can help you with your problem
 Think that dragon served fired with vegetables over rice would be yummy How about Kentucky Fried Dragon? No Dragon equals no problem for you and a new type of boxed lunch for everyone else!  |
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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-10-2006 12:00
You'd cook ole Smokey? Oh the tragedy! Think of the children!
I can help you with your problem Think that dragon served fired with vegetables over rice would be yummy How about Kentucky Fried Dragon? No Dragon equals no problem for you and a new type of boxed lunch for everyone else! http://static.flickr.com/13/14577145_ba4fda3a10_m.jpg |
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Surreal Farber
Cat Herder
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 2,059
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05-10-2006 12:26
I can make you a good deal on a few factory re-conditioned virgins. Just like new!
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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-10-2006 12:27
I don't think factory-reconditioned virgins qualify as actual virgins. I could be wrong. We could feed them to Smokey and see what he says. I'd want to stand sort of far away though. That flame breath has a long reach.
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PetGirl Bergman
Fellow Creature:-)
Join date: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,414
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05-10-2006 13:45
I am in wrong thread.. sorry...
/Tina - Not EXAKTly a v... _____________________
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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
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05-11-2006 14:04
I have a pet dragon. I am forced.. yes FORCED I tell you.. to feed it sheep becuase I cannot find a reliable source of virgins in this world. WTF??? Have you tried breeding vegetarian dragons? Or at least some less picky eaters?  -Kiamat Dusk _____________________
"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape." -Bret Easton Ellis 'American Psycho'
"Anger is a gift." -RATM "Freedom" Eat me, you vile waste of food. http://writing.com/authors/suffer |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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05-11-2006 15:21
You know how hard it is to find a virgin in SL? You know how hard it is to find one in RL? The Dark One's altar has gone unquenched for far too long. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey |
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jrrdraco Oe
Insanity Fair
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 372
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05-11-2006 16:55
I can help you with your problem Think that dragon served fired with vegetables over rice would be yummy How about Kentucky Fried Dragon? No Dragon equals no problem for you and a new type of boxed lunch for everyone else! You´re evil, did you know that? |
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Marker Dinova
I eat yellow paperclips.
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 608
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05-11-2006 21:23
You know how hard it is to find one in RL? The Dark One's altar has gone unquenched for far too long. I particularly prefer refurbished _____________________
The difference between you and me = me - you.
The difference between me and you = you - me. add them up and we have 2The 2difference 2between 2me 2and 2you = 0 2(The difference between me and you) = 0 The difference between me and you = 0/2 The difference between me and you = 0 I never thought we were so similar |
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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-11-2006 21:29
I didn't breed this one. He's in the Wildlife Preserve
Have you tried breeding vegetarian dragons? Or at least some less picky eaters? -Kiamat Dusk |
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Ranma Tardis
沖縄弛緩の明確で青い水
Join date: 8 Nov 2005
Posts: 1,415
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05-12-2006 07:19
You´re evil, did you know that? With a name like 乱魔 (Ranma) How could I be anything else? My name means 乱 (out of control riot) 魔 (oni) If you dont like that how about sweat and sour Gorean? |
