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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-05-2006 14:52
I have a pet dragon. I am forced.. yes FORCED I tell you.. to feed it sheep becuase I cannot find a reliable source of virgins in this world. WTF???
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Sabrina Blabbermouth
has diarrhea of the mouth
Join date: 1 Apr 2006
Posts: 47
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05-05-2006 14:53
Do you mean RL Virgins, SL Virgins, or Imaginary virgins?
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Jonas Pierterson
Dark Harlequin
Join date: 27 Dec 2005
Posts: 3,660
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05-05-2006 14:55
You know how hard it is to find a virgin in SL?
Geesh. When I find a good source for my ritualistic torture and sacrifice to Lagnorr, Ill let you know Vivianne. |
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,003
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05-05-2006 14:56
I went 11 years without at one time...which someone told me qualifies.... but alas I am over even that renewed state of virginity. So, I guess no dragons in my future.
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Sabrina Blabbermouth
has diarrhea of the mouth
Join date: 1 Apr 2006
Posts: 47
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05-05-2006 14:58
I will not be sacrificed to your Dragon. No way. And no amount of bribery will change that.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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05-05-2006 14:59
If you're after RL virgins in SL, just go to any club in a "mature" sim...
If you're after SL virgins, well, you need to get to an orientation island, to the spot just before they choose gender  _____________________
http://siobhantaylor.wordpress.com/
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Starax Statosky
Unregistered User
Join date: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,099
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05-05-2006 15:01
I have a pet dragon. I am forced.. yes FORCED I tell you.. to feed it sheep becuase I cannot find a reliable source of virgins in this world. WTF??? I'm just curious here, but where would I find some of these virgin sheep you speak of? |
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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05-05-2006 15:02
I'm just curious here, but where would I find some of these virgin sheep you speak of? _____________________
http://siobhantaylor.wordpress.com/
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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05-05-2006 15:13
If you're after RL virgins in SL, just go to any club in a "mature" sim... You are referring to the 30-year old guys in the 18-year old female avatar bodies, I assume? Bye, mom. I'm going down to the basement to play that new Second Life game thing. See you in the morning. No, I don't have to work tomorrow til 6. Yes, I have clean underwear. YES, I'm SURE. MOTHER!!!!! P2 _____________________
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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05-05-2006 15:19
I went 11 years without at one time...which someone told me qualifies.... but alas I am over even that renewed state of virginity. So, I guess no dragons in my future. uhm...sorry to tell you this, but that doesn't qualify you as a virgin again. That makes you DEAD! |
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,003
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05-05-2006 15:25
Well... I might not of been dead.. but I would concede nearly dead.. and very numb to the world... and very busy raising small children by myself.
Now I am awake in the world again... and also awake in SL. I hope to never let my world get so small again. |
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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05-05-2006 15:28
You are referring to the 30-year old guys in the 18-year old female avatar bodies, I assume? P2 _____________________
http://siobhantaylor.wordpress.com/
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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05-05-2006 15:32
Well... I might not of been dead.. but I would concede nearly dead.. and very numb to the world... and very busy raising small children by myself. Now I am awake in the world again... and also awake in SL. I hope to never let my world get so small again. Take heart, Whimsycallie! SL can, believe it or not, guide your FL. Strange, but it does happen (and it cuts down on babysitting).  You deserve total props for raising your children on your own!! A woman of courage!! _____________________
"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo
“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "  next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now" " Desmond Shang |
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,003
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05-05-2006 15:35
Thank you for the well wishes... but my life has already turned around (thank goodness) and my two boys are now older teens.... and almost out of the house.
Change can be a good thing. Oh.. and as for raising my kids... well it was more neccesity then courage. You do what you got to do. |
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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05-05-2006 16:11
Desmond Shang is an unmarried virgin in Second Life.
The person behind the avatar, however, is an often exhausted parent of three. So I've been around the block enough. If your dragon is a youngish, perky female dragon, she might be in for one heck of a surprise when she swoops down to get me... _____________________
 Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon! |
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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05-05-2006 16:21
Funny you should mention virgins, I was just talking to Hiro Pendragon about them... why in the heck would anyone WANT to kill themselves to get 72 virgins?
Is their pecker pencil-sized or something? Gah. Virgins are too tight, and above all they are too SQUEAMISH. As if doing anything remotely kinky would cause permanent damage I'll take an experienced woman over a virgin any day _____________________
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Jeffrey Gomez
Cubed™
Join date: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,522
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05-05-2006 16:33
"Imagine bin Laden, he blows himself up and goes to the gates of heaven, and there's George Washington saying, 'How dare you defile that which makes our country great.' Him and 70 other members of the Continental Congress come down and start WAILING on his ass. Then bin Laden goes:
'Wait, where are zee virgins?!' '71 Virginians you asshole!'" -- Robin Williams, Live on Broadway Sorry. I had to. _____________________
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Persephone Phoenix
loving laptopvideo2go.com
Join date: 5 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,012
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05-05-2006 16:44
Well, I'm not a virgin, but I could play one in SL. Honest! I'd even get the hymen recreation surgery if you want, Vivianne. Did I ever tell you I'm exceptionally fond of dragons? Vivianne? Come back here... Vivianne?
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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05-05-2006 17:27
Nothing worse than a girl who claims to be a virgin then shows you a few new tricks.
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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05-05-2006 17:31
*Hopeless friends quote*
"You know what we should do?! We should do a soap-opera theme!" "We could all go out and lose our virginities again, coz I kinda feel like mine is growing back.." _____________________
I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me.
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stpaulsub Clio
Fear the Bubblegum Gurl!
Join date: 2 Sep 2004
Posts: 607
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05-05-2006 18:01
I'm just curious here, but where would I find some of these virgin sheep you speak of? Well..nowhere near Perilous Pleasures or Sir David's house for sure! _____________________
David Valentino: I think I just like to play with the balls |
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jrrdraco Oe
Insanity Fair
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 372
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05-05-2006 18:07
Haha Ill keep an eye in this post, seems interesting *snickers*
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Allana Dion
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,230
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05-05-2006 18:38
I am a virgin.. sweet, innocent, pure....
You hush vivi Well..nowhere near Perilous Pleasures or Sir David's house for sure! *chuckles* _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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05-05-2006 18:45
Funny you should mention virgins, I was just talking to Hiro Pendragon about them... why in the heck would anyone WANT to kill themselves to get 72 virgins? Is their pecker pencil-sized or something? Gah. Virgins are too tight, and above all they are too SQUEAMISH. As if doing anything remotely kinky would cause permanent damage I'll take an experienced woman over a virgin any day Craig Ferguson on CBS's Late Late Show had a good one the other night, before they sentenced Moussaoui: "So if they sentence him to death, the good news is he'll finally get to be a martyr, and he'll get his 72 virgins. The bad news is, they'll all look like this."  P2 _____________________
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Vivianne Draper
Registered User
Join date: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,157
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05-05-2006 20:48
I'm just curious here, but where would I find some of these virgin sheep you speak of? i got them at your store! Shit don't tell me they weren't virgins! No wonder the dragon is so pissed off. And let me tell you -- you haven't been through hell till you've had to clean up after a dragon who didn't like his dinner. Poor Smokey. Is there no young virgin that will volunteer to feed this poor suffering dragon? |
