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Lordfly Digeridoo
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Join date: 21 Jul 2003
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02-09-2006 23:20
I heard SL has sex. Isn't that the real issue here? WHAT MUST BE DONE TO FIX THIS PROBLEM?!
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Kathmandu Gilman
Fearful Symmetry Baby!
Join date: 21 May 2004
Posts: 1,418
02-09-2006 23:31
No, actually SL has pixels, jerky animations and text. Do nothing and the problem solves itself after a few times. Soon they will be getting up and making a sandwich as the animations run cutting and pasting "Ooh..oooh.. harder.." into the chat box every now and then.
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Chance Abattoir
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Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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02-09-2006 23:31
From: Lordfly Digeridoo
I heard SL has sex. Isn't that the real issue here? WHAT MUST BE DONE TO FIX THIS PROBLEM?!


This thread is not useful to the marketing scheme of SL and has therefore outlived its usefulness and is being moved to the void.

Please post PHP ascii art of gonads to make up for this misuse of forum space. Thanks.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
02-09-2006 23:35
Oh

My

GOD


You mean... no you can't mean.... people have devised a way to do pixel-slapping?!? In SL, no less? Whatever shall we do? I bet those Suicide Girls brought it with them from their smutty porn site....


Geeeeeeez go make a sammich or somethin' :D
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
02-09-2006 23:39
We need Havoc 2 with ragdoll titties, and a radio button for 'sleeping bag' or 'helmet'

llShootWad(key Avatar, key Target) would be helpfull too

And for the other 10% of SL

llHeadASplode(key avatar) and llOMFGZORZWTF!!11!eleven(key avatar) would help too.
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.

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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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02-09-2006 23:42
From: Siggy Romulus
We need Havoc 2 with ragdoll titties, and a radio button for 'sleeping bag' or 'helmet'
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:eek:
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Kathmandu Gilman
Fearful Symmetry Baby!
Join date: 21 May 2004
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02-09-2006 23:49
From: Siggy Romulus
We need Havoc 2 with ragdoll titties, and a radio button for 'sleeping bag' or 'helmet'


I fully endorse this product/service.
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Lordfly Digeridoo
Prim Orchestrator
Join date: 21 Jul 2003
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02-09-2006 23:49
From: Siggy Romulus
We need Havoc 2 with ragdoll titties, and a radio button for 'sleeping bag' or 'helmet'


It's not often I'm stumped by sexual conversation, but... wtf? :P
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
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02-09-2006 23:57
omg Lordfly said sex wtf
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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02-10-2006 00:17
Do a search for titties on the proposals :P You'll find it there!
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.

From: Jesse Linden
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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02-10-2006 04:41
From: Siggy Romulus
We need Havoc 2 with ragdoll titties, and a radio button for 'sleeping bag' or 'helmet'

llShootWad(key Avatar, key Target) would be helpfull too

And for the other 10% of SL

llHeadASplode(key avatar) and llOMFGZORZWTF!!11!eleven(key avatar) would help too.


Like OMG!!! I love it!!! And this will breed a market of Bukake Skins:D

Still, pretend sexing (SLex?) and typing one-handed kinda bores me. It's funny to do once in a while just to watch stuff if/when it's unsynchronized. But typing one-handed is a pain-in-the-ass!!! Too many people typing FICK ME FICK ME!!
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Siggy Romulus
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02-10-2006 04:45
Sokay - just tell em your German.
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The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.

From: Jesse Linden
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Blueman Steele
Registered User
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,038
02-10-2006 05:09
¡Hacemelo en español!
Ranma Tardis
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Join date: 8 Nov 2005
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02-10-2006 05:18
Ah what is the point of this thread? That there is sexual activity between residents or because of limitations a lax of meaningful sexual activity?
Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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02-10-2006 05:21
On a very poignant and beautiful note, I am joyed to hear when SL gives sexual freedom and hope to those who are disabled offline and are unable to express themselves as physically as they wish.
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MadamG Zagato
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02-10-2006 05:41
Good point Torley. Never thought of it that way.
Ingrid Ingersoll
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02-10-2006 06:36
From: Lordfly Digeridoo
I heard SL has sex. Isn't that the real issue here? WHAT MUST BE DONE TO FIX THIS PROBLEM?!


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Lecktor Hannibal
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02-10-2006 07:19
Man where is ZJ when ya need one? ;)
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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02-10-2006 07:21
From: Lecktor Hannibal
Man where is ZJ when ya need one? ;)


I was thinking the exact same thing Leck!
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Ordinal Malaprop
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02-10-2006 07:34
Sorry - Second Life has sex? What does it have sex with? World Of Warcraft? Ew!
Lovepeace Languish
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Join date: 13 Sep 2005
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02-10-2006 07:41
Yes, SL does have sex. Much of it is visual and looks very real, but the true art of Sex in sl is to combine both the visual illusions with your own real feelings and emotions, to make the experience feel real with your partner(s). The only things that are real in SL are the emotions of the people you are with, and those real emotions are what actually bring SL to life.

Lovepeace Languish
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
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02-10-2006 08:45
There is not only sex in SL, but there is sex with SHEEP in SL! :eek:

But you didn't hear it from me...
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
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02-10-2006 08:47
From: Torley Linden
On a very poignant and beautiful note, I am joyed to hear when SL gives sexual freedom and hope to those who are disabled offline and are unable to express themselves as physically as they wish.


I swaer it! you always see the positive here torley! I dont think I have ever read a negitive note from you...

*waits for joey zades responce*
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
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02-10-2006 11:44
From: David Valentino
There is not only sex in SL, but there is sex with SHEEP in SL! :eek:

But you didn't hear it from me...


Baa.

:D

P2
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
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02-10-2006 11:51
From: David Valentino
There is not only sex in SL, but there is sex with SHEEP in SL! :eek:

But you didn't hear it from me...


I was just kidding around. Besides, I thought it was a sheep furry. And you should have seen the way it was dressed in that saucy wool outfit.
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