First the peepee and the hoohaa get grindin'
Actually, that should be the todger and the loolie...
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Quimby Rothschild
Dreamer of dreams
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 37
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07-14-2006 07:11
Actually, that should be the todger and the loolie... |
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Ceiling Fan
Registered User
Join date: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 39
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07-14-2006 07:17
whoha and the whoowhoodilly?
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Lupus Delacroix
Wyrm Raider
Join date: 3 May 2006
Posts: 695
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07-14-2006 07:23
whoha and the whoowhoodilly? tab a into slot a my man. Tab a into slot a. If you put it into slot b you'll never get her pregger >.< |
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Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
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07-14-2006 07:24
When two avatars love each other very much, one purchases the other at a Gorean slave auction. (snip) Eventually the entire family sits in camping chairs, as around them unverifieds spray everything with their xcite attachments and push guns. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the miracle of childbirth. Pol Tabla FTW, ladies and gentlement! _____________________
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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
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07-14-2006 07:27
Exactly WHY do people become pregnant in SL? Eggy, you aren't going to tell everyone about the love child we had back when Ilived in Hawthorne?  I know it was a brown egg, but I swear it was yours!!!Briana Dawson _____________________
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Armandi Goodliffe
Fantasy Mechanic
Join date: 2 Jan 2006
Posts: 144
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07-14-2006 08:40
I don't know why, but this hit me just right. I couldn't stop giggling.  Me too. However, he forgot the one point. The mash potatoes, be it attached to the belly or arm, must spam Channel 0 with various messages about body functions. Strangely this will be seen as socially acceptable to the owner of the attachment, while everyone discovers some people really do deserve to be orbited. SL pregnancy is and leads to griefing. |
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Fa nyak
>(O.o)<
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 342
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07-14-2006 08:47
unverified accounts will make more unwanted teen sl pregnancies :/
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Damanios Thetan
looking in
Join date: 6 Mar 2004
Posts: 992
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07-14-2006 08:51
I've gotten into the habit of rezzing a prim, name it the same as the baby, adding the default script to the contents and just putting some 'less' appropriate sentences into the touch event.
Aside from freaking out the mother, it works perfectly to convey my opinions about those spamming attachments. _____________________
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April Firefly
Idiosyncratic Poster
Join date: 3 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,253
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07-14-2006 09:25
Thak you Pol, I'm cracking up at this as my boss walks in. He wants to know what I was giggling at. Of course that only made me giggle harder. How to explain this to him, LOL!!
When two avatars love each other very much, one purchases the other at a Gorean slave auction. They then dress as furries and buy a selection of poseballs. They turn on all of their bling and proceed to have loving and repetitive poseball sex until one or both of them has to log out in order to eat dinner with their RL significant other (who hasn't the foggiest idea what their boy/girlfriend is up to in SL). Later, there is some misguided roleplaying involving an avatar with a beer belly. Then a prim assemblage that looks a bit like a baby-shaped mound of mashed potatoes comes out of a vendor. More horrible, misguided roleplaying ensues. Alternatively, a third, tiny avatar is "adopted" in order to create controversy on the forums. Eventually the entire family sits in camping chairs, as around them unverifieds spray everything with their xcite attachments and push guns. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the miracle of childbirth. _____________________
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Jeremiah North
Pair of Ducks Solver
Join date: 5 May 2006
Posts: 198
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07-14-2006 10:11
I'm interested in having another avatar spring forth fully formed from my forehead, but I'd had no luck finding a store selling this option. I have moral objections to the "dressing-up-as-a-swan-and-attacking" methods I've read about...
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Armandi Goodliffe
Fantasy Mechanic
Join date: 2 Jan 2006
Posts: 144
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07-14-2006 10:15
I've gotten into the habit of rezzing a prim, name it the same as the baby, adding the default script to the contents and just putting some 'less' appropriate sentences into the touch event. You are a bad bad person /me rezzes a prim and starts setting it up. |
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Doubledown Tandino
ADULT on the Mainland!
Join date: 9 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,020
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07-14-2006 10:51
Actually, that should be the todger and the loolie... He puts his habbyflabbypabby in her gazebo _____________________
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,052
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07-14-2006 14:48
When two avatars love each other very much, one purchases the other at a Gorean slave auction. They then dress as furries and buy a selection of poseballs. They turn on all of their bling and proceed to have loving and repetitive poseball sex until one or both of them has to log out in order to eat dinner with their RL significant other (who hasn't the foggiest idea what their boy/girlfriend is up to in SL). Later, there is some misguided roleplaying involving an avatar with a beer belly. Then a prim assemblage that looks a bit like a baby-shaped mound of mashed potatoes comes out of a vendor. More horrible, misguided roleplaying ensues. Alternatively, a third, tiny avatar is "adopted" in order to create controversy on the forums. Eventually the entire family sits in camping chairs, as around them unverifieds spray everything with their xcite attachments and push guns. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the miracle of childbirth. *Copies and pastes this to show her son* He's ten now, and really does need to have 'THAT' talk. Something tells me he'll need a therapist in the very near future. _____________________
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If someone shows you who they are.....believe them! Don't be afraid to go out on a limb, because that's where the fruit is! |
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katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
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07-14-2006 14:49
i got married and he wants to have a baby but i dont know how it works on sl _____________________
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Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
Posts: 1,951
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07-14-2006 15:41
i got married and he wants to have a baby but i dont know how it works on sl While much of this advice is sound, I don't think it will give you the true SL parenting experience. It's really quite easy. Create an alt and give it to your 5-year old nephew. Then have him fallow you around everywhere asking questions and busting in on you every time you and the hubby are busy being in love. _____________________
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Song Lalonde
Registered User
Join date: 9 Jul 2006
Posts: 6
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07-14-2006 15:50
Who knows? Why do people do ANYTHING in SL? Come to that - why do people do SL? I think this is the real question that we should all be asking ourselves... Some of the things we act out in here may seem sillier than others but why is one person's fantasy better than another's? |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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07-16-2006 03:46
Bah! Nobody mentioned the primstork that brings the baby, and hides in the cabbage patch!
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Lynn Kukulcan
Registered User
Join date: 7 May 2006
Posts: 149
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07-16-2006 05:15
Bah! Nobody mentioned the primstork that brings the baby, and hides in the cabbage patch! I heard there was a corn field, but now there's a cabbage patch!?!?!? |
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Yiffy Yaffle
Purple SpiritWolf Mystic
Join date: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,802
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07-16-2006 06:38
I ain't nevah seen a prim elephant fly!
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