Exactly how do you become pregnant on SL?

i got married and he wants to have a baby but i dont know how it works on sl

There are sets of shapes, which you progress thru, one per month - 9 shapes in the set. Then you buy a fake prim baby.

Please don't spam people with announcements of your "pregnancy", baby showers, or birth announcements. There's enough spam in SL and in the SL forums as it is.

And once you buy a Prim Baby, you'll probably be disappointed when it doesnt show up, shows up missing parts, or any other complaint we've seen about 'em.

I think it involves sitting on a toilet seat in a public bathroom?

Go anywhere near Taco.

Wear a Fox avatar and go to the furnation bath house.

When two avatars love each other very much, one purchases the other at a Gorean slave auction. They then dress as furries and buy a selection of poseballs. They turn on all of their bling and proceed to have loving and repetitive poseball sex until one or both of them has to log out in order to eat dinner with their RL significant other (who hasn't the foggiest idea what their boy/girlfriend is up to in SL).

Later, there is some misguided roleplaying involving an avatar with a beer belly. Then a prim assemblage that looks a bit like a baby-shaped mound of mashed potatoes comes out of a vendor. More horrible, misguided roleplaying ensues. Alternatively, a third, tiny avatar is "adopted" in order to create controversy on the forums.

Eventually the entire family sits in camping chairs, as around them unverifieds spray everything with their xcite attachments and push guns. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the miracle of childbirth.

i couldda summed it up better with 4 words "Opps, im f***ing preggers!"

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much...

And I thought you just had to buy a HUD.

besides its just a clump of prims so noone cares

I don't know why, but this hit me just right. I couldn't stop giggling.

Yes, but after how many self-replications of that clump of prims is it considered griefer life?

Exactly WHY do people become pregnant in SL?

When a pixel-man and a pixel-woman virtually-love each other very much, the man gives the woman fifty dollars and....

oh wait. that's the South Park explanation....

The pixel man and the pixel woman go to a place with the illusion of privacy, and get virtually naked. The pixel man then makes his xcite penis as big as it will get, to provide maximum pregnatorial effect. They then use various pose balls to get the massive penis inserted into various orifii of the pixel woman, until he explodes in a shower of pixellated semen, thus impregnating her and every other female in a 10-sim radius.

Then the Pregno-fairy visits in the night, and installs your pregasaurus attachments. 6 weeks later, your baby arrives in the mail. Sometimes it arrives sans head, apparently, depending on which baby agency you use.

After your baby is born, you will be visited by three entities.

The Ghost of Furries Past will try to convince you to raise your child as a tiger, or a lion, or a liger, or a tigon, or a weasel or some other fuzzy creature.

The Ghost of Ageplayers Present will offer you money for your baby, but you're better off not knowing what he wants it for.

The Ghost of Unverified Newbies Future will just beg you for money, and then harass you and your baby for the next 6 hours under 30+ different accounts/names until you're so pissed off you want to uninstall SL.

I was once impregnated by a big green flying physical cube made by Philip Linden, look for it and you may find your answer. I think the green cube might possibly only impregnate guys, so you should prepare your husband for that.

First the peepee and the hoohaa get grindin'

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make sure to name your kid 'ghettofabulous'

Well little one, have a seat. I'll explain to you the birds and bees.

The prim penis, goes into the pixel vagina....and the Daddy and Mommy avatar "make love".

Then millions of tiny sperm race to fertilize the egg, and a prim baby is born!

I thought it was millions of tiny opportinusts rush to fill a void in the market ;0

I thought it was millions of tiny opportinusts rush to fill a void in the market and prim are boxed and sold ;0

Who knows? Why do people do ANYTHING in SL?
Come to that - why do people do SL?

NO! PRIM BABIES ARE REAL BABA

my thoughts exactly eggy...why?

*Pulls out his pipe as he sits in his rocking chair*

Well first it starts with love my dear, some will tell you its the kind of love that comes between a man and a woman, a woman and a woman, a furry and a woman.... honestly it doesn't much matter. But pregnancy should always start with love. Or lust. At the very least he should kiss you before he sticks it in as anything less is rude.

*rocks slowly back and forth as he begins to fill his pipe*

Now after you have "heh heh" done the deed of hiding the weasel in its hole you need to actually be pregnant. Women in all times have done all sorts of silly things to do this. Counting calendar days, hopping on one leg, standing on their hands.... all you need to do is go to the store and buy the body shape and attachments.

*finishes filling his pipe and clamps it down between his lips....*

By the way... make sure you get the attachment that makes noise in general chat. I mean after all, your having a baby and everyone wants to know when its having a craving right? Who wouldn't be overjoyed at your constantly rubbing your belly and schlepping down booze to feed your baby's habit while at a dance club.

I'm pretty sure this is not how it was done in my day....

*blows in the pipe and watches the bubbles come out of it*