The mystic force behind Second Life (TM)

During the time SL has existed, some of us have refered all the Lindens inworld as the gods of Second Life. But what if I tell you that everything we believed in is a lie?

Everyone knows the hand symbol, the mystic symbol seemingly representing the mystic powers of SL. Yes, some of us have seen it as the helping hand of all the liasons and employees, thus leading to the theory of having multiple gods.

But what if I tell you that the symbol isn't a hand! For me, it is primarily an eye... with very sexy long eyelashes.
One omnipresent eye watching over us. The liasons can't be omnipresent, they are humans after all, bound to the law of physics.

But what about Governor Linden. Who is that? I've never seen him/her. We have already witnessed weird happenings like welcome areas appearing over night at the southern continent, yet no one has ever seen Gouvernor Linden placing it there.

I have also gathered further evidence from a secret conversation between a FIC and a trustworthy Linden:

"Who is Governor Linden?"
[16:39] ***** Linden: It's Linden magiks

"Is it female magic or male magic?
[16:41] ***** Linden: Hmm... little of both?

The true god of SL is an omnipresent, crossdressing force! It is not Philip Linden, it is not Jeska, Robin or even Torley! It is Govenor Linden!!! The other Lindens have tricked us. They made us believe that they were the gods so we don't get angry if we find too many bugs in SL.

I'm going to build a temple to worship our true god/godess/god-thing!

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This thread was intended to be humorous.

Speaking of....guess who I ran into yesterday?

SHE LIVES!

No photoshop ... this was in Ambleside yesterday.

I was told by the other Linden in the picture (top right) that the Governator is just a maintenance account...

Sorry to ruin your fun

Edit: fixed

Great Gorean Auction! You have been blessed!!! And are you sure it was a "she"? I knew it. The long sexy eyelashes in the symbol represents a female eye! Govenor Lindens' eye!

Hey Drew, what is that in your HUD?

I can't see the picture. Gov Linden has burnt my eyes so I won't see her real face. I will never see her.

The HUD is the HUD Radar v1.0c by Kayla Stonecutter.

I was using it to hunt down Lindens in Ambleside to collect Linden bears. But Apparently most Lindens do not show up on it....but everyone else does. I would recommend this HUD...works well

I'm working on resizing it...any ideas? Imageshack says it is too big. How do I cut down on the file size?

I just saved it again as a .JPG instead of a .BMP

Anyways, here is the picture

AAAh, my eyes, they are burning!

I asked her for her Linden bear...but she just floated there for a minute then poofed lol

Btw. she isn't just a maintanance account, she is everyone and no one at the same time. Mysterious...

I will build a temple for her, maybe she will drop a bear in it.

If you get that bear i'm gonna...erm...ya know...bad things, and...such

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*rrrrr* sounds fun hehe

You know, you can always come to the temple and pray to the bear. haha

I think I would have to go pray after all the bad things I would do if you got the bear

This bear would be pretty valuable. Does anyone have a Gov Linden bear?

Also mabye a Hamlet Linden bear? Those will be valuable since he is no longer a Linden I would think...

Governor Linden didn´t go poof. It is just that you are not prepared to stand such a presence, and you can´t see multiplanes and well, your videocard isn´t holy enought to render such holiness.

And it is not a screenshot it´s a divine vision. Tho I think it is rude to be some god and don´t give out lindenbears

The bear of a fallen angel. ^^

Does anyone know a good location for the temple? I need up to 6k land.

Edit: The surrounding of that land has to be pleasing to her eyes.

You are serious about this?

Mabye I could help out someway? I can not script...mabye if something needs building?

The Mad Designs Corporation is going to help financially.

I would do anything to get a Govenor Linden bear. And besides, it's going to be some good advertising for my company.

Anyway, thx for the offer. But I'm too tired now to make any detailed plans. It is 3.34 am here and I need some rest.

Great Gorean Auction! I want to rest in the bosom of Govenor Linden. LoL

Aight well lemme know if some help is needed

There's an SL temple at Svarga too



and I'm sure Torley won't mind me using this one...

What levers do you have to pull to make the linking book come out?

Where/what is this?

Edit: Nevermind i'm an idiot

Damnit! And i just cleaned my screen today!