Tell me about your sex life

Southern Baptists for sure don't do that. ( I was raised Southern Baptist, so I can and will make Baptist jokes.)

Damn I should have put up a sign: Do not f*ch with the squirrel, just didn't know anyone would take it so literally... Just imagine the poor creature... well better not

ok, Yoseph, I am very descriptive during, uhh, SL sex. not relying on the avis for all the action. Your description was pretty deep, if not brief, but I can understand why. I think at one point, that session was straight out of one of my SL sessions lol. Hence the pleg. comment.



Marcel - I think the squirrel liked peeking out from my .... lap, when he wasnt dragging me around by things not meant for transport.

That is sweet, I wonder who originally wrote it? It got 42 hits in a yahoo search.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?n=10&ei=UTF-8&va_vt=any&vo_vt=any&ve_vt=any&vp_vt=any&vd=all&vf=all&vm=p&fr=fp-top&p=%22To+be+born+in+your+eyes%2C+live+on+your+cheek+and+die+on+your+lips.%22

I stand corrected.

That's so cliche...why not lean corrected? Or sit corrected? Hell, it's SL, you could even hover corrected.

Or even strafe Gor corrected...

*nods*

Hell, most of the really nice cool things guys say have been said before by someone - that doesn't make it any less beautiful or sweet. It simply means that he gets points for actually remembering the flowery stuff that can make a woman swoon. If you are going to give a woman a line, make it something beautiful like that one rather than the normal over-used pickup lines that guys usually try to get by with.

/me makes a note to get together with spadesrun to discuss circuits sometime.

I really wish I knew.
Most of the metaphors I come up with myself are not so lovely.

Your teeth are like stars; they come out at night.

But all in all, I'm still learning. I come from a tiny little redneck town in Texas where the romantic line uttered in passion was "roll over."

I could always fall back on good old Song of Solomon ... kiss me with the kisses of your mouth: for thy love is better than wine ...
But then it rambles on about sheep, doves and deer ... although that may be useful for the neighbors. " thy hair is as a flock of goats," ... hmmm, must have ment something more 3000 years ago ...

[edit] OMG, was I drunk when i wrote this? Typos are one thing and I never could spell but geez ... that was bad

Well, to be fair, I was standing on my hands. I don't mean upside down, either, I had my hands under my feet. It hurt. A lot. Sometimes corrective action needs to be taken, ergo, I was standing corrected.

Serves me right for making fun of Southern Baptists. My mom was one until she married my dad and converted to Catholicism. Imagine what my Souther Baptist/Catholic mother thinks of my slut rating system and the fact that I got ordained as a minister while drinking and gambling on the internet.

The poor woman. One of these days my brother or I will actually give her a coronary.

FWIW, if you are running really bad at poker, getting yourself ordained as a minister online does not get God on your side. I was very disappointed to learn this.

LMAO - thank you for not tossing one of those lines at me.

I could never use a simple line for the one whos name is whispered to me by the night as I lay sleeping. I have seen roses blush with shame when you walk near; none of them can ever hope to match you beauty. Life is such a brighter place since I met you. Mere words will never do you justice.

noooooooooooo Claire you couldn't be a stalker

I never thought it was a medical problem I just was curious what it would look like on a male avatar shape.
Want to see yourself try putting one on your male friends or male shape try out freebie pussy tattoo. Ask me if you need one I think I still have some free pussy in my inventory.
I accidentally tried one on looking to see if it was pussy cat.
If nothing else its something funny to do at least once when you're bored.

But if you are and need someone besides Lana to stalk................

BEST. QUOTE. EVAR.

...see thats how good i am! you dont even realise i am stalking you already!

btw - dont wear that ugly red shirt - the green suits you much better!....I have lain it out for you... you can thank me now

Wait . . . that green shirt wasn't for me? Oops . . sorry.

glad you liked feel free to enjoy the free pussy quote in whatever way works for you

Run James! The next thing you know, she'll have you strapped to a bed while she swings a sledge hammer at your feet like Cathy Bates!

Wow, Southern Baptist / Catholic combo, it's amazing you survived. The fact the you appear to have turned out somewhat normal is even amazing.


PRAISE ELVIS AND PASS THE GRAVY!!!!!!!

no soji - the pile of knitting paterns were for you. did you not see them? i thought you could learn something other than socks...though they are lovely socks

Trout! shame on you! trying to scare him off! you are going to make me have to step up my plan now...
/me is very disappointed with you! Bad Mr Recreant! Go to my...er i mean your room!

Thank-you, I will use the patterns wisely, or insanely. One or the other.