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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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02-26-2008 13:24
Does this win a prize for being the tackiest question of all times?
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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02-26-2008 13:26
/me is a hedgehog avatar. Next question? in other words very carefully?  Roll her in clay and bake her...the prickles will come right off. Also makes a tasty snack for your Neko friends.  _____________________
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Zan Beck
Registered User
Join date: 21 Mar 2007
Posts: 131
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Here's my confession
02-26-2008 13:31
I am no Newbie and so any horse (or dog) out there gets checked for any hiden pose balls before I pet it. But this was a Unicorn and it was lying down!!!! The shock nearly killed me.
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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02-26-2008 13:32
Did you get a baby unicorn out of it at least?
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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02-26-2008 13:33
/me's eyes open wide.. an astonished look forms in his face.
There is sex in SL? .d |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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02-26-2008 13:36
I am no Newbie and so any horse (or dog) out there gets checked for any hiden pose balls before I pet it. But this was a Unicorn and it was lying down!!!! The shock nearly killed me. Suuure, that is what they all say... Honest officer, I checked for balls and the lying sheep was just laying there! .d |
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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02-26-2008 13:38
Suuure, that is what they all say... Honest officer, I checked for balls and the lying sheep sheep was just laying there! .d does hopping on poseballs with the sheepbot count as virtual bestiality or virtual roboticality? |
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Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
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02-26-2008 13:39
Absolutely none, by choice, and proud of it. That's just perverted. |
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Professor Maertens
Registered User
Join date: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 15
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02-26-2008 13:41
I am doing research for my article in SL Home magazine. So I am hoping you all will give me the dirt (so to speak). Tell me all about your sex lives. What you do, where you do it and who are you doing it with  . All i good taste of course. If you have anything that you want to share but would like to be anonymous and not post here please feel free to email me at [email]lillianaroux@yahoo.com[/email].And don't forget to pick up your issue of SL Home magazine. And look out for the next issue that will include my article, "Sex, with Lilliana". Thank you You go first. |
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Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 2,692
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02-26-2008 13:49
While the text is primary, the visual does play an important part - I want to look at a male body. Now I suppose if it is a female behind a male avi and the words are all good, then I might swing that way without even knowing it. This place messes with my mind so much. |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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02-26-2008 13:52
does hopping on poseballs with the sheepbot count as virtual bestiality or virtual roboticality? Thant would just be bestial roboticality...! .d |
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Meade Paravane
Hedgehog
Join date: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 4,845
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02-26-2008 14:00
Roll her in clay and bake her...the prickles will come right off. Also makes a tasty snack for your Neko friends. No!! No, no, no, no, nooooo!!! /me hides. _____________________
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Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 2,692
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02-26-2008 14:02
All i good taste of course |
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
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02-26-2008 14:02
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
Posts: 15,028
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02-26-2008 14:06
And look out for the next issue that will include my article, "Sex, with Lilliana". you wish. you're welcome. _____________________
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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02-26-2008 14:30
We could be getting close to Victor Victoria thing here, but what if I acted like a woman using a male toon but with some nice dialoge .... _____________________
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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02-26-2008 14:37
No!! No, no, no, no, nooooo!!! /me hides. Peace offering?  _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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02-26-2008 15:00
/me is a hedgehog avatar. Next question? So you're saying no ducks, then? My Second Sex Life An Auto-Semibiography By: Trout Recreant I kissed a girl once and she slapped me. I asked one to dance and she slapped me. I told one I thought she looked nice and her friends pointed and laughed. Then she slapped me. I've come to the conclusion that sex in Second Life is likely to result in a sore face and maybe a minor concussion if she makes good contact with your skull. Concussions are bad. Just ask Troy Aikman. He'll tell you, if he's coherent that day. The end. _____________________
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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02-26-2008 15:03
My Second Sex Life An Auto-Semibiography By: Trout Recreant I kissed a girl once and she slapped me. I asked one to dance and she slapped me. I told one I thought she looked nice and her friends pointed and laughed. Then she slapped me. I've come to the conclusion that sex in Second Life is likely to result in a sore face and maybe a minor concussion if she makes good contact with your skull. Concussions are bad. Just ask Troy Aikman. He'll tell you, if he's coherent that day. The end. I TOLD you not to wear that prim monstrosity out in public!  _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Lana Tomba
Cheap,Fast or Good Pick 1
Join date: 5 Aug 2004
Posts: 746
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02-26-2008 15:04
So you're saying no ducks, then? My Second Sex Life An Auto-Semibiography By: Trout Recreant I kissed a girl once and she slapped me. I asked one to dance and she slapped me. I told one I thought she looked nice and her friends pointed and laughed. Then she slapped me. I've come to the conclusion that sex in Second Life is likely to result in a sore face and maybe a minor concussion if she makes good contact with your skull. Concussions are bad. Just ask Troy Aikman. He'll tell you, if he's coherent that day. The end. ....sounds to me like you have a lovely start on a masichists sex life in SL...Go with it!  ~Lana _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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02-26-2008 15:09
I TOLD you not to wear that prim monstrosity out in public! But I was at Ahern. EVERYBODY was doing it! Lana - good idea. Unfortunately, physical assault is not my kink. If it were, I'd be in hog heaven! (Hogs are not my kink either. That's Mari's neighbors). Maybe if I get hit enough, something will click in my brain and I'll start to enjoy it. Either that or I'll die. Kind of like being bitten by radioactive spiders. Either you die like a Chernobyl victim or you turn into Spiderman. It's a 50/50 chance. _____________________
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Stormy Dyrssen
Out of the loop
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 832
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02-26-2008 15:09
I TOLD you not to wear that prim monstrosity out in public! Geee Thanks for that...........embarrassing as it is to admit, the visual from the movie Kids just entered my mind!! LMAO _____________________
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Joseph Abel
Leaves no pawprints...
Join date: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 781
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02-26-2008 15:14
Kind of like being bitten by radioactive spiders. Either you die like a Chernobyl victim or you turn into Spiderman. It's a 50/50 chance. Glad they picked the right one to do a comic book about... The other one would have just been depressing. _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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02-26-2008 15:21
Glad they picked the right one to do a comic book about... The other one would have just been depressing. The folks at Marvel flipped a coin. They had a 50/50 chance. Actually, I've met a lot of people whose lives would benefit if they flipped a coin every single time they made any decision, no matter how major or trivial. They would be right 50% of the time and a lot of people I have seen are only hitting 10%-15% accuracy in their decision making. 50% isn't good, but it's a major improvement. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Toy Halfpint
Eats Paintchips
Join date: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 88
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02-26-2008 15:52
She didn't specify "SL sex life"... To the OP: You might specify... - whether you want submissions by IM, PM, or openly here in the forum. - whether you want SL information, or RL, or both. - whether the avatar names will be withheld in your article And you should be aware that your factual content is going to be highly questionable in any case. Everyone lies to sex researchers, ever since Kinsey invented them. Don't let that stop you, though...since when has any journalist let the facts get in the way of a juicy article? Or is it just a advert for the mag?? _____________________
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