Anya Belyakova
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Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
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01-17-2008 22:46
dear Anne Heche.... sorry to hear about the divorce, you're welcome to stop by my place for coffe and xanax. I know, that's bad huh?
Dear Amanda Palmer, please stop by again, I'm sure I can teach you to read sheet music (you play wonderfully)
Dear Toi Amos, You made a good red head, if you ever want to go back to it, I'll clear an afternoon for you
Dear Sandra Bullock, I know you want to play serious roles, but please pick better scripts, Hope does NOT float
Dear Brittney Spears, please die, kthx.
Dear people that ragged on "Lady in the water", read the damn opening credits, it was a BEDTIME STORY, ya know, FOR KIDS... (and a vast improvment over water soluble aliens in Signs, I mean really, they can breath our air, withstand humidity, but tap water is worse than sulpheric acid?)
Dear SL Forums, Alas I knew thee.
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,707
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01-17-2008 23:37
From: Raymond Figtree Guess this is as good a place as any: Harvey Toodleman I hear you do really good work as a C.P.A. Contact me about doing my taxes. I have all my forms and I'm ready to go. [email]Figgywithit@gmail.com[/email]. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yFZMxF86n4Ok Going with this, YOU in the Yellow Semi, you cut me off, going the wrong way, I want my sideview mirror back......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBDgUdbLU9k
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Bismuth Undercroft
No Payment Info On File
Join date: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 30
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01-17-2008 23:43
Jodie Foster, call me, I think you lost my number, I would deliver it personally, but there seems to be some sort of restraing order thingey here.
Contact me inworld, or at [email]bismuth.undercroft@countyjail.com[/email]
Other B.
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,707
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01-17-2008 23:49
From: Colette Meiji For: The Aliens re: the Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence I understand that you are active in the Solar System Proximity. I do not know your name, or your mode of transportation. Please contact me. [email]etphonehome@gmail.com[/email] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcOaGawIW0Uhhm also to exterterestials sorry about that Viking probe, we didn't know it would land their afterwards, so please stop probing us back..........................
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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01-17-2008 23:52
Urgent personal message:
Dear Strife, if you are out there, please come home. All is forgiven.
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Tiana Whitfield
Forever And A Day
Join date: 1 Apr 2007
Posts: 702
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01-18-2008 00:02
From: Raymond Figtree Urgent personal message:
Dear Strife, if you are out there, please come home. All is forgiven. QFT My first ever time saying that! Yay! 
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
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01-18-2008 00:26
From: Raymond Figtree Urgent personal message:
Dear Strife, if you are out there, please come home. All is forgiven. Nooooo, you're recovery is going so well, don't blow it now! even if I wish someone with similar powers would come clean this place up, I can't place my personal discomfort above someone's recovery  PS nothing to forgive
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
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01-18-2008 01:53
Very Urgent Message
to: FD Spark
Your Siggie is amazing. yet again.
Brilliant work...
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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01-18-2008 02:01
From: Raymond Figtree Hey M. Night Shyamalan,
I want the two hours back you stole from me when I was sitting through "Signs". while ya at it, gimme back the 6.45 hours i wasted watchin "the Village" & " Lady in the Water" side note: Karl Urban? im sorry about last night....tonight YOU can play Ceasar and ill be the egyptian slave girl......call me!
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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01-18-2008 02:06
From: Brenda Connolly Dear Mr Recreant, Yes we are aware that your house with all it's posessions is burning to the ground. We are sitting across the street, drinking beer and watching as we laugh. Why? You forgot the Spring Fund drive when one of our officers was standing in the middle of the street downtown taking donations. You constantly harssed him in you BiPlane all day long, chasing away donors, makig it impossible to purchase the new equipment we sorely needed. Then came the day we knocked on your door, looking to sell you a ticket to our Annual Halloween Barn Dance/Spaghetti Dinner. The decorum of my office as Fire Chief prevents me from repeating what you did in response, save that it made the local Jehhovah's Witnesses say "Dude, that's fucked up". While it is with deep regret that we are unable to assist you in this highly entertaining tragedy, please take comfort in knowing we shall ensure that the fire does not spread to your neighbor's property, who by the way had a marvelous time at the Halloween Barn Dance/Spaghetti Dinner. Best Regards for a Happy and Healthy New Year
Cheif Smokey Goldberg North County Volunteer Fire Dept/Owner, Goldberg's Bulding Supply-Automated Car Wash
PS: A representative from the North County Volunteer Sherriff's Dept will be stopping by to discuss those unpaid parking tickets. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQauQ6f72Zk
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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01-18-2008 02:12
From: Claire Silverspar Very Urgent Message
to: FD Spark
Your Siggie is amazing. yet again.
Brilliant work... Claire, this one sounds real. I don't think you've quite got the gist of the game. Try harder! Oh, and rats, I'm on a different machine here so can't see FD's sig grrr! Nice to 'meet' you at last the other night tho 
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
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01-18-2008 02:18
From: bilbo99 Emu Claire, this one sounds real. I don't think you've quite got the gist of the game. Try harder! Oh, and rats, I'm on a different machine here so can't see FD's sig grrr! Nice to 'meet' you at last the other night tho  Dear bilbo Please read my other one. I doubt Mr Tatum will be visiting me anytime soon.  Kindly Yours Claire xx Oh and PS. If Jared or Jenson are reading this. please contact me  Something scary keeps appearing in the forums. Maybe a troll is supernatural enough for you? It seems to cause massive flames. So if you could contact me asap please?  kthnx
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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01-18-2008 02:24
From: Novis Dyrssen "Signs" was a Masterpiece compared to "Lady in the Water". Yes, tears of shame run down my face for having expected a decent ending out of it... Guess you never wasted the 2.5+ hrs on "Battlefield Earth"?  If there was ever a movie to turn me off of Scientology- that is it!! John Travolta!!! You owe me either $15 or my 2.5+ hrs of my life back!!! Is it possible to have just a specific memory removed from yer brain???
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
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01-18-2008 02:44
From: Tod69 Talamasca John Travolta!!! You owe me either $15 or my 2.5+ hrs of my life back!!! Only either? Can I buy 2.5 hours for $15? Bragain! 
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
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01-18-2008 03:10
From: Tod69 Talamasca Guess you never wasted the 2.5+ hrs on "Battlefield Earth"?  If there was ever a movie to turn me off of Scientology- that is it!! John Travolta!!! You owe me either $15 or my 2.5+ hrs of my life back!!! Is it possible to have just a specific memory removed from yer brain??? Count yourself lucky you never read the book series which was 10 volumes and much better than the movie except Volume 10 which went off the rails in a big way and sucked :/
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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01-18-2008 03:11
From: Claire Silverspar Dear bilbo Please read my other one. I doubt Mr Tatum will be visiting me anytime soon.  Kindly Yours Claire xx Dear Ms Silverspar, I assume Mr Tatum is Channing? Trawled back and forth so much decided to *reluctantly* read thread. From: Claire Silverspar Only either? Can I buy 2.5 hours for $15? Bragain!  Ask him if he'll take L$ Michelle Pfieffer, sorry about last night. It doesn't usually happen I swear!! Call me [email]bilbo.baggins@rivendell.com[/email]
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Claire Silverspar
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01-18-2008 03:18
From: bilbo99 Emu Dear Ms Silverspar,
I assume Mr Tatum is Channing? Trawled back and forth so much decided to *reluctantly* read thread. Ask him if he'll take L$
Michelle Pfieffer, sorry about last night. It doesn't usually happen I swear!! Call me [email]bilbo.baggins@rivendell.com [/url] Yes *sigh* ...Channing  *looks off into the distance and smiles dreamily* Ooo good idea. Tod! tod! do you take L$?
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Ceejay Whitfield
*~Living the second ~*
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
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RE: Please choose ME
01-18-2008 03:47
Private message for Aragorn !!! RE: Please choose ME Dear Aragorn, yes, I read the hundreds of messages you sent me and OK, I forgive you now - please don´t send any more now - btw your spelling is awful - and soooo last century... Send Arwen home and let´s modify Middle Earth a bit - time for a change !!! And NO - I don´t want the hobbits to play our children - forget it !!!!!!!!!!!!! If that´s OK for you - send me a dragon and I´ll fly to you my love  Love, Ceejay
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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01-18-2008 03:56
From: Ceejay Whitfield Send Arwen home and let´s modify Middle Earth a bit - time for a change !!!
And NO - I don´t want the hobbits to play our children - forget it !!!!!!!!!!!!!  ... just .. 
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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01-18-2008 04:01
From: Ceejay Whitfield Private message for Aragorn !!! RE: Please choose ME Dear Aragorn, yes, I read the hundreds of messages you sent me and OK, I forgive you now - please don´t send any more now - btw your spelling is awful - and soooo last century... Send Arwen home and let´s modify Middle Earth a bit - time for a change !!! And NO - I don´t want the hobbits to play our children - forget it !!!!!!!!!!!!! If that´s OK for you - send me a dragon and I´ll fly to you my love  Love, Ceejay ok im officially creeped out now.......O.o
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
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01-18-2008 04:43
Dear Alistar Fall,
I went out with Anya Belyakova once too, and yes I did know she was an actress, I just want to let you know that I think I know why R spent so much time with her, dare I say 'prim penis', well just thought you'd better know.
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
Posts: 15,028
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01-18-2008 05:57
From: Bradley Bracken I like your idea Islaban, Brad Pitt, I MUST hear from you! [email]bradleybracken@gmail.com[/email] there's going to be a cat fight, girls. LOLOLOL
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Graphicguru Gustav
Accepts head scritchings!
Join date: 5 Oct 2007
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01-18-2008 06:53
From: Tod69 Talamasca Guess you never wasted the 2.5+ hrs on "Battlefield Earth"?  If there was ever a movie to turn me off of Scientology- that is it!! John Travolta!!! You owe me either $15 or my 2.5+ hrs of my life back!!! Is it possible to have just a specific memory removed from yer brain??? I think I could say the same about Napolean Dynomite and Office Space...thats what? Almost 3 1/2 hours gone forever!
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Lowen Raymaker
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 185
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01-18-2008 07:00
From: Graphicguru Gustav I think I could say the same about Napolean Dynomite and Office Space...thats what? Almost 3 1/2 hours gone forever! Having a sense of humor can be time consuming I guess. Between great movies like those and being a full time slacker I don't know how I manage to get dressed most days. Oh wait..BRB..
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
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01-18-2008 08:29
wow! i really need to watch more films! i haven't seen any of these.
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