For Adam Levine,
I know you wrote that song about me. Call me. Yes you have my number I wrote it on Brenda's panties and threw it on the stage when you at the House of Blues!
Love,
Jez
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 896
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01-17-2008 12:38
For Adam Levine,
I know you wrote that song about me. Call me. Yes you have my number I wrote it on Brenda's panties and threw it on the stage when you at the House of Blues! Love, Jez |
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Viktoria Dovgal
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Join date: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 3,593
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01-17-2008 12:41
Sanford Wallace, come back, all is forgiven! [email]holydoughnuts@gmail.com[/email]
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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01-17-2008 12:45
Attn: North County Volunteer Fire Department. My home appears to be on fire. If you would be so kind as to contact me so I could give you the details perhaps you could do your usual stand up job of standing around watching a house burn to the ground and then rescuing the concrete foundation. I know, I know, there are no fire hydrants and the water truck leaks. Perhaps you can use my neighbor's rose garden as a firebreak. Maybe bring some shovels...and some marshmallows. Maybe those cheddar brots. I love those.
While we're at it, Attn North County Volunteer Sheriff's Department: Just kidding, I know you guys aren't volunteers. About the thief whole stole my bicycle. Could you please arrest him? I know it's that damned neighbor kid. Him and his smug parents with their stupid flamable rose garden. They need a good old-fashioned pistol-whipping. _____________________
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Travis Lambert
White dog, red collar
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,819
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01-17-2008 12:50
For Peyton -
I heard you're in Second Life. Look me up - it can be our little secret ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g46bZpGjzHw&NR=1 _____________________
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Har Fairweather
Registered User
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 2,320
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01-17-2008 12:52
Beyonce! Call at once!
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Brann Georgia
Spits infinitives
Join date: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 1,441
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01-17-2008 12:54
Alice Cooper??????
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Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
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01-17-2008 12:58
Attn: North County Volunteer Fire Department. My home appears to be on fire. If you would be so kind as to contact me so I could give you the details perhaps you could do your usual stand up job of standing around watching a house burn to the ground and then rescuing the concrete foundation. I know, I know, there are no fire hydrants and the water truck leaks. Perhaps you can use my neighbor's rose garden as a firebreak. Maybe bring some shovels...and some marshmallows. Maybe those cheddar brots. I love those. While we're at it, Attn North County Volunteer Sheriff's Department: Just kidding, I know you guys aren't volunteers. About the thief whole stole my bicycle. Could you please arrest him? I know it's that damned neighbor kid. Him and his smug parents with their stupid flamable rose garden. They need a good old-fashioned pistol-whipping. ROFLMFAO Omg lol. thats genius! Just be careful, you may just get a response...never know who's on SL. _____________________
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Raudf Fox
(ra-ow-th)
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
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01-17-2008 13:04
Good gravy, running a google brings up the fact that this bright boy posted in three other places.
Ah, hell, who cares? Yo, anyone who wants insults, call me! _____________________
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Lexi Moulliez
Registered User
Join date: 27 Oct 2007
Posts: 48
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01-17-2008 13:11
Johnny Depp, if you get home before I do, please take out the trash and start dinner...and no Hamburger Helper either!
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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01-17-2008 13:19
Hey M. Night Shyamalan,
I want the two hours back you stole from me when I was sitting through "Signs". _____________________
Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
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Irene LeShelle
Disruptive Resident
Join date: 7 Jan 2007
Posts: 115
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01-17-2008 13:22
To the person who made a dent in my bumper at the Walmart parking lot last Friday :
I know who you are. Please step forward and identify yourself ![]() |
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Dinalya Dawes
=^.^=
Join date: 23 Sep 2007
Posts: 424
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01-17-2008 13:33
To the person who made a dent in my bumper at the Walmart parking lot last Friday : I know who you are. Please step forward and identify yourself ![]() Oh crap *runs* _____________________
http://slgrandillusion.blogspot.com
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dinalyadawes/ |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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01-17-2008 13:37
Attn: Bob's Auto Body Repair.
Do you guys still give away Starbucks Gift Cards to people who refer business to you? If so, please contact Irene LeShelle... _____________________
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Slack Zapedzki
secondBiTS.com
Join date: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 360
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01-17-2008 13:47
ROTFLMAO. I love this place.
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Theo Kline
(???)
Join date: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 224
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01-17-2008 14:00
I like your idea Islaban, Brad Pitt, I MUST hear from you! [email]bradleybracken@gmail.com[/email] Bradley, I hope it works out. If so, can you see to it that he sends Angelina my way? (the rugrats can stay with you two ) |
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Novis Dyrssen
Girl Geek
Join date: 6 May 2007
Posts: 1,452
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01-17-2008 14:01
I want the two hours back you stole from me when I was sitting through "Signs". "Signs" was a Masterpiece compared to "Lady in the Water". Yes, tears of shame run down my face for having expected a decent ending out of it... _____________________
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Hey-yeah, welcome to the Real World Nobody told you it was gonna be hard |
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Ricardo Harris
Registered User
Join date: 1 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,944
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01-17-2008 14:11
Isn't that a bit contradictory? Wouldn't a IM been better and more direct? Very strange. |
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Dinalya Dawes
=^.^=
Join date: 23 Sep 2007
Posts: 424
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01-17-2008 14:14
"Signs" was a Masterpiece compared to "Lady in the Water". Yes, tears of shame run down my face for having expected a decent ending out of it... Oh gawsh aint that the truth! I was sorely disappointed in that one! Meh! _____________________
http://slgrandillusion.blogspot.com
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dinalyadawes/ |
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
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01-17-2008 14:18
Waterhead, Jan 15
You: tall, dark hair, shirtless, tattoos and leather pants. Big blingy neck ornament hanging across your rippling chest muscles and a title "Master of the Far Realms." Our eyes locked and then someone's particle poofer went off before I could write down your name. When the pink hearts and bows cleared you were gone. Me: short, bodacious blonde with tits and ass sliders at 10; wearing gold lame' catsuit. Identify yourself by describing the shoe that was up my butt. [email]slave4u@gmail.com[/email] _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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01-17-2008 14:24
Waterhead, Jan 15 You: tall, dark hair, shirtless, tattoos and leather pants. Big blingy neck ornament hanging across your rippling chest muscles and a title "Master of the Far Realms." Our eyes locked and then someone's particle poofer went off before I could write down your name. When the pink hearts and bows cleared you were gone. Me: short, bodacious blonde with tits and ass sliders at 10; wearing gold lame' catsuit. Identify yourself by describing the shoe that was up my butt. [email]slave4u@gmail.com[/email] That was Carteltrustaccount Mumfuzz. Now that the place which must not be named is built, he's gotten a makeover and gone out on the prowl. I'll tell him you're looking for him. Leave the sliders at ten and wear something sexy. _____________________
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
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01-17-2008 14:42
Bradley, I hope it works out. If so, can you see to it that he sends Angelina my way? (the rugrats can stay with you two )You can have her! And if putting up with a few brats means getting Brad, then I think I'm up for the job. _____________________
My interest in SL has simply died. Thanks for all the laughs
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
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01-17-2008 14:50
then I think I'm UP for the job. :rimshot: Thanks, folks. He'll be here all week. _____________________
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Graphicguru Gustav
Accepts head scritchings!
Join date: 5 Oct 2007
Posts: 775
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Laetitia Casta (sorry Claire, I just had to...)
01-17-2008 15:00
For: me... (who else did you think this was for??)
re: Laetitia Casta. I understand that you are VERY active in the second life community. I do know your name... hell, I even typed it! (see above). Please contact me. [email]graphicguru@sbcglobal.net[/email] Oh please, oh please, oh please! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=holy_crap_you_are_hot!!! (well one can only hope) _____________________
I am officialy lurking the forums, trying real hard to not be noticed...
Junk & stuff I do... http://tinyurl.com/3549gg |
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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01-17-2008 15:10
Attn: North County Volunteer Fire Department. My home appears to be on fire. If you would be so kind as to contact me so I could give you the details perhaps you could do your usual stand up job of standing around watching a house burn to the ground and then rescuing the concrete foundation. I know, I know, there are no fire hydrants and the water truck leaks. Perhaps you can use my neighbor's rose garden as a firebreak. Maybe bring some shovels...and some marshmallows. Maybe those cheddar brots. I love those. While we're at it, Attn North County Volunteer Sheriff's Department: Just kidding, I know you guys aren't volunteers. About the thief whole stole my bicycle. Could you please arrest him? I know it's that damned neighbor kid. Him and his smug parents with their stupid flamable rose garden. They need a good old-fashioned pistol-whipping. Dear Mr Recreant, Yes we are aware that your house with all it's posessions is burning to the ground. We are sitting across the street, drinking beer and watching as we laugh. Why? You forgot the Spring Fund drive when one of our officers was standing in the middle of the street downtown taking donations. You constantly harssed him in you BiPlane all day long, chasing away donors, makig it impossible to purchase the new equipment we sorely needed. Then came the day we knocked on your door, looking to sell you a ticket to our Annual Halloween Barn Dance/Spaghetti Dinner. The decorum of my office as Fire Chief prevents me from repeating what you did in response, save that it made the local Jehhovah's Witnesses say "Dude, that's fucked up". While it is with deep regret that we are unable to assist you in this highly entertaining tragedy, please take comfort in knowing we shall ensure that the fire does not spread to your neighbor's property, who by the way had a marvelous time at the Halloween Barn Dance/Spaghetti Dinner. Best Regards for a Happy and Healthy New Year Cheif Smokey Goldberg North County Volunteer Fire Dept/Owner, Goldberg's Bulding Supply-Automated Car Wash PS: A representative from the North County Volunteer Sherriff's Dept will be stopping by to discuss those unpaid parking tickets. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Rhaorth Antonelli
Registered User
Join date: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 7,425
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01-17-2008 15:13
Alice Cooper?????? . oh god please don't tell me you do not know who alice cooper is? please please please for the love of god (am I really that old?) _____________________
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