The Art of conversation in SL reduced to 'WANT SEX'
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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11-30-2009 16:38
From: Bradd Laval Regarding the event in the original post, have any men contacted soph ruby (i hope i got the name right). You know you got the right girl when she babbles 'WANT SEX' - go on make her day.
Soph Ruby : Hi
Bradd Laval : Hi
Soph Ruby : WANT SEX
Bradd Laval : Do you mind I'm busy erecting my Xmas Tree... You know, it might not have been a good idea to respond with the word 'erecting' anywhere in the sentence. 
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Melita Magic
On my own terms.
Join date: 5 Jun 2008
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11-30-2009 16:45
What if the actual name was something else and now poor innocent "Soph Ruby" the virtual vestal virgin is deluged with "I want the sexxxx" IMs?
poor innocent...
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Tarina Sewell
Just Browsing Thank you
Join date: 20 Jul 2007
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11-30-2009 17:02
From: Bradd Laval I used to laugh when a lot of my female friends and acquaintances used to tell me how they got approached by Male AV's and where told 'you want sex', I used to tell them a lot of RL males with sticky keyboards admire them...LOL. But lately in the course of the last few weeks there seems to have become a deluge of rather desperate people seeking 3D thrills, and they seem to be females (female AVs). I have been propositioned for unearthly acts which If i speak of, i may get arrested, and NO I did not participate - thank you very much.
Only the other day as i was rezzing up a xmas tree, I was approached by an AV called soph ruby or similar name thereof and all she said was after the word 'Hi' was 'WANT SEX'. I was rather befuddled to say the least and she kept on saying come on and insisting, she even told me not to worry it will only be a quick one. I fell of my chair in RL to be honest and I told her to scuttle away and read my profile before she wants her lecherous desires fulfilled. I'm no Prude by any standard but a bit of decorum would have been nice or atleast she could have bought me a drink.
In the end I had to tell her I have no wish to participate in this discussion as I am a Creator and not a mass Debator. Where are you people hanging out that all these guys askin for sex.. DAMN give me a LM.. no one ever asks me! I really need to get out of my skybox more.
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Melita Magic
On my own terms.
Join date: 5 Jun 2008
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11-30-2009 17:04
From: Tarina Sewell Where are you people hanging out that all these guys askin for sex.. DAMN give me a LM.. no one ever asks me! I really need to get out of my skybox more. Mostly happens in freebie malls or sandboxes. Woohoo.
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Novis Dyrssen
Girl Geek
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11-30-2009 17:19
From: Bradd Laval Bradd Laval : Do you mind I'm busy erecting my Xmas Tree... See? There's your reason for her question. She figured the size of the christmas tree directly relates to... 
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
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11-30-2009 17:38
converstaion: them: want sex? me: pics pls them: (obviously fake porn star pic) me: how fast can you learn english and come to america? them: you pay? me: no, I get it for free, why would I pay? them: ok bie
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-30-2009 20:20
From: Desmond Shang I would deny that most thoroughly, of course! MMMPPHHHMMPHMM MPHH!!!! /me tries to free her hands from the duct tape . . . without success . . . 
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
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11-30-2009 22:04
From: Scylla Rhiadra MMMPPHHHMMPHMM MPHH!!!! /me tries to free her hands from the duct tape . . . without success . . .  Oh nonsense, that's not duct tape, it's merely the incredible binding power of proper social civility. Darjeeling or Earl Grey? Remember to smile and wave from the carriage, too ~ it's the least you can do...
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Francesca Alva
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12-01-2009 03:15
From: Desmond Shang No sex please, we are from Caledon... Is that a SNOWY Caledon? Please, please, please, please. ETA: There has just been a call in ISC chat for volunteers to test a fantasy steampunk bed, so I suspect they are keeping something from you, Mister Shang, Sor. 
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Bradd Laval
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12-01-2009 07:28
From: LittleMe Jewell You know, it might not have been a good idea to respond with the word 'erecting' anywhere in the sentence.  My answer was innocent...
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Bradd Laval
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12-01-2009 07:30
From: Novis Dyrssen See? There's your reason for her question. She figured the size of the christmas tree directly relates to...  .........What exactly?
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Bradd Laval
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12-01-2009 07:32
From: Tarina Sewell Where are you people hanging out that all these guys askin for sex.. DAMN give me a LM.. no one ever asks me! I really need to get out of my skybox more. This actually happened at my lil corner of SL .... Moolbora.
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Treasure Ballinger
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12-01-2009 07:34
From: Francesca Alva Is that a SNOWY Caledon? Please, please, please, please.
Has Desmond not yet waved the weather wand and placed snow on Caledon? I love my tropical island estate, with it's lush green grass, palm and other indiginous trees, riots of tropical floral beauty. Being from southern Cali myself, it's closer to what I know. I'm a native, and have never lived in truly cold weather. But my residents start nagging for snow sometime around November each year. They know it will take me a month to get into the spirit of it, and even then, I only do it for them. So, last weekend, I finally put snow on the ground, and hauled out the holiday decorations. Even changed the trees to winter ones. I have to admit, the sim looks wonderful, albeit COLD. I promised to let the snow stay for a month, but may go over a little. Customers come first.......  It did give me an excuse to buy boots, though and a couple sweaters.
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Treasure Ballinger
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12-01-2009 07:36
From: Bradd Laval .........What exactly? Size and color of the freenis? (I have seen lime green and pepto bismol pink)
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sable Valentine
AU United
Join date: 30 Apr 2006
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12-01-2009 08:06
From: Melita Magic LOL it *really* was. Kind of like a melted, bad candle.
Only the location gave any clue what it was meant to be. :/ Ewwww melted!!!!
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
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12-01-2009 08:10
From: Treasure Ballinger Has Desmond not yet waved the weather wand and placed snow on Caledon? I love my tropical island estate, with it's lush green grass, palm and other indiginous trees, riots of tropical floral beauty. Being from southern Cali myself, it's closer to what I know. I'm a native, and have never lived in truly cold weather. But my residents start nagging for snow sometime around November each year. They know it will take me a month to get into the spirit of it, and even then, I only do it for them. So, last weekend, I finally put snow on the ground, and hauled out the holiday decorations. Even changed the trees to winter ones. I have to admit, the sim looks wonderful, albeit COLD. I promised to let the snow stay for a month, but may go over a little. Customers come first.......  It did give me an excuse to buy boots, though and a couple sweaters. There is a whopping storm coming toward Caledon; the forecast is 24 to 48 hours...
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Francesca Alva
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12-01-2009 08:17
WOOHOO! I mean ... How perfectly splendid! 
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LittleMe Jewell
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12-01-2009 08:30
From: Bradd Laval My answer was innocent... Uh huh......... I've heard that before. 
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LittleMe Jewell
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12-01-2009 08:31
From: Treasure Ballinger Size and color of the freenis? (I have seen lime green and pepto bismol pink) OMG 
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
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Treasure Ballinger
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12-01-2009 08:33
From: LittleMe Jewell OMG  Usually attached to a noobs hand or their forehead, in a box with a brilliant happy picture. sometimes even has a smiley face..... 
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Bradd Laval
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12-01-2009 10:23
From: Treasure Ballinger Size and color of the freenis? (I have seen lime green and pepto bismol pink) lime Green ??? sounds like infection...lol
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Elric Anatine
Full Lunar Alchemist
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12-02-2009 06:53
I haven't noticed an increase in amorous attempts lately, but then I don't get out much in SL.
Although I've been propositioned several times over the years and the most entertaining took place while I was left myself in world, at the bottom of my sim's ocean (building), while I foraged for food in the kitchen.
When I returned, there was a scantily clad, yet well presented female avatar (no newbie skin or hair), bumping into me. I glanced down at the chat history to find a chorus of "Kiss Elric".
After I asked "May I help you?", the attempts continued for another 15 seconds or so until she TPd away.
Has anyone else left their avatar in world while they've left for a moment in RL, and returned to find themselves in a compromising/amusing situation?
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
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12-02-2009 07:29
From: Laurin Sorbet Oh tosh. If it weren't for those 2 daughters I'd be a virgin. /me blithely ignores Laurin's subsequent elucidations of this quote and adds it to her scholarly tome, "Forum inbreeding: genetic tragedy or contact sport"? 
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
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12-02-2009 07:46
From: Scylla Rhiadra Tell THAT to Laurin . . . Oh wait. Too late . . . (You KNOW that the ones who seem all repressed and uptight are always the randiest, right?)  I'm the Naked Neko (though it has been a while since I let my kitty ears and tail be seen). I think I had sex this year. Can't recall, though. I just don't like restrictive clothing. *shakes in horror, whimpering*
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
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12-02-2009 07:50
From: Nika Talaj /me blithely ignores Laurin's subsequent elucidations of this quote and adds it to her scholarly tome, "Forum inbreeding: genetic tragedy or contact sport"?  Ah. I did not pick up on the incest tinge that could have been picked up from that quote before now.
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