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The Art of conversation in SL reduced to 'WANT SEX'

LittleMe Jewell
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11-30-2009 16:38
From: Bradd Laval
Regarding the event in the original post, have any men contacted soph ruby (i hope i got the name right). You know you got the right girl when she babbles 'WANT SEX' - go on make her day.

Soph Ruby : Hi

Bradd Laval : Hi

Soph Ruby : WANT SEX

Bradd Laval : Do you mind I'm busy erecting my Xmas Tree...
You know, it might not have been a good idea to respond with the word 'erecting' anywhere in the sentence.
:D
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Melita Magic
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11-30-2009 16:45
What if the actual name was something else and now poor innocent "Soph Ruby" the virtual vestal virgin is deluged with "I want the sexxxx" IMs?

poor innocent...
Tarina Sewell
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11-30-2009 17:02
From: Bradd Laval
I used to laugh when a lot of my female friends and acquaintances used to tell me how they got approached by Male AV's and where told 'you want sex', I used to tell them a lot of RL males with sticky keyboards admire them...LOL. But lately in the course of the last few weeks there seems to have become a deluge of rather desperate people seeking 3D thrills, and they seem to be females (female AVs). I have been propositioned for unearthly acts which If i speak of, i may get arrested, and NO I did not participate - thank you very much.

Only the other day as i was rezzing up a xmas tree, I was approached by an AV called soph ruby or similar name thereof and all she said was after the word 'Hi' was 'WANT SEX'. I was rather befuddled to say the least and she kept on saying come on and insisting, she even told me not to worry it will only be a quick one. I fell of my chair in RL to be honest and I told her to scuttle away and read my profile before she wants her lecherous desires fulfilled. I'm no Prude by any standard but a bit of decorum would have been nice or atleast she could have bought me a drink.

In the end I had to tell her I have no wish to participate in this discussion as I am a Creator and not a mass Debator.



Where are you people hanging out that all these guys askin for sex.. DAMN give me a LM.. no one ever asks me! I really need to get out of my skybox more.
Melita Magic
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11-30-2009 17:04
From: Tarina Sewell
Where are you people hanging out that all these guys askin for sex.. DAMN give me a LM.. no one ever asks me! I really need to get out of my skybox more.


Mostly happens in freebie malls or sandboxes. Woohoo.
Novis Dyrssen
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11-30-2009 17:19
From: Bradd Laval
Bradd Laval : Do you mind I'm busy erecting my Xmas Tree...


See? There's your reason for her question. She figured the size of the christmas tree directly relates to...

:D
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11-30-2009 17:38
converstaion:
them: want sex?
me: pics pls
them: (obviously fake porn star pic)
me: how fast can you learn english and come to america?
them: you pay?
me: no, I get it for free, why would I pay?
them: ok bie
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Scylla Rhiadra
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11-30-2009 20:20
From: Desmond Shang
I would deny that most thoroughly, of course!

MMMPPHHHMMPHMM MPHH!!!!

/me tries to free her hands from the duct tape . . . without success . . . :(
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Desmond Shang
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11-30-2009 22:04
From: Scylla Rhiadra
MMMPPHHHMMPHMM MPHH!!!!

/me tries to free her hands from the duct tape . . . without success . . . :(


Oh nonsense, that's not duct tape, it's merely the incredible binding power of proper social civility.

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12-01-2009 03:15
From: Desmond Shang
No sex please, we are from Caledon...


Is that a SNOWY Caledon?
Please, please, please, please.

ETA: There has just been a call in ISC chat for volunteers to test a fantasy steampunk bed, so I suspect they are keeping something from you, Mister Shang, Sor. :p
Bradd Laval
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12-01-2009 07:28
From: LittleMe Jewell
You know, it might not have been a good idea to respond with the word 'erecting' anywhere in the sentence.
:D


My answer was innocent...
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12-01-2009 07:30
From: Novis Dyrssen
See? There's your reason for her question. She figured the size of the christmas tree directly relates to...

:D



.........What exactly?
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12-01-2009 07:32
From: Tarina Sewell
Where are you people hanging out that all these guys askin for sex.. DAMN give me a LM.. no one ever asks me! I really need to get out of my skybox more.



This actually happened at my lil corner of SL .... Moolbora.
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12-01-2009 07:34
From: Francesca Alva
Is that a SNOWY Caledon?
Please, please, please, please.



Has Desmond not yet waved the weather wand and placed snow on Caledon? I love my tropical island estate, with it's lush green grass, palm and other indiginous trees, riots of tropical floral beauty. Being from southern Cali myself, it's closer to what I know. I'm a native, and have never lived in truly cold weather. But my residents start nagging for snow sometime around November each year. They know it will take me a month to get into the spirit of it, and even then, I only do it for them. So, last weekend, I finally put snow on the ground, and hauled out the holiday decorations. Even changed the trees to winter ones. I have to admit, the sim looks wonderful, albeit COLD. I promised to let the snow stay for a month, but may go over a little. Customers come first....... :D It did give me an excuse to buy boots, though and a couple sweaters.
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12-01-2009 07:36
From: Bradd Laval
.........What exactly?


Size and color of the freenis? (I have seen lime green and pepto bismol pink)
sable Valentine
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12-01-2009 08:06
From: Melita Magic
LOL it *really* was. Kind of like a melted, bad candle.

Only the location gave any clue what it was meant to be. :/



Ewwww melted!!!!
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12-01-2009 08:10
From: Treasure Ballinger
Has Desmond not yet waved the weather wand and placed snow on Caledon? I love my tropical island estate, with it's lush green grass, palm and other indiginous trees, riots of tropical floral beauty. Being from southern Cali myself, it's closer to what I know. I'm a native, and have never lived in truly cold weather. But my residents start nagging for snow sometime around November each year. They know it will take me a month to get into the spirit of it, and even then, I only do it for them. So, last weekend, I finally put snow on the ground, and hauled out the holiday decorations. Even changed the trees to winter ones. I have to admit, the sim looks wonderful, albeit COLD. I promised to let the snow stay for a month, but may go over a little. Customers come first....... :D It did give me an excuse to buy boots, though and a couple sweaters.



There is a whopping storm coming toward Caledon; the forecast is 24 to 48 hours...
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12-01-2009 08:17
WOOHOO!

I mean ... How perfectly splendid! :)
LittleMe Jewell
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12-01-2009 08:30
From: Bradd Laval
My answer was innocent...
Uh huh......... I've heard that before.

:rolleyes:

:D
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LittleMe Jewell
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12-01-2009 08:31
From: Treasure Ballinger
Size and color of the freenis? (I have seen lime green and pepto bismol pink)
OMG

:eek:
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12-01-2009 08:33
From: LittleMe Jewell
OMG

:eek:


Usually attached to a noobs hand or their forehead, in a box with a brilliant happy picture. sometimes even has a smiley face..... :p
Bradd Laval
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12-01-2009 10:23
From: Treasure Ballinger
Size and color of the freenis? (I have seen lime green and pepto bismol pink)



lime Green ??? sounds like infection...lol
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12-02-2009 06:53
I haven't noticed an increase in amorous attempts lately, but then I don't get out much in SL.

Although I've been propositioned several times over the years and the most entertaining took place while I was left myself in world, at the bottom of my sim's ocean (building), while I foraged for food in the kitchen.

When I returned, there was a scantily clad, yet well presented female avatar (no newbie skin or hair), bumping into me. I glanced down at the chat history to find a chorus of "Kiss Elric".

After I asked "May I help you?", the attempts continued for another 15 seconds or so until she TPd away.

Has anyone else left their avatar in world while they've left for a moment in RL, and returned to find themselves in a compromising/amusing situation?
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Nika Talaj
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12-02-2009 07:29
From: Laurin Sorbet
Oh tosh. If it weren't for those 2 daughters I'd be a virgin.
:eek:

/me blithely ignores Laurin's subsequent elucidations of this quote and adds it to her scholarly tome, "Forum inbreeding: genetic tragedy or contact sport"?

:D
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12-02-2009 07:46
From: Scylla Rhiadra
Tell THAT to Laurin . . .

Oh wait. Too late . . . :rolleyes:

(You KNOW that the ones who seem all repressed and uptight are always the randiest, right?) :D

I'm the Naked Neko (though it has been a while since I let my kitty ears and tail be seen). I think I had sex this year. Can't recall, though.

I just don't like restrictive clothing. *shakes in horror, whimpering*
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12-02-2009 07:50
From: Nika Talaj
:eek:

/me blithely ignores Laurin's subsequent elucidations of this quote and adds it to her scholarly tome, "Forum inbreeding: genetic tragedy or contact sport"?

:D

Ah. I did not pick up on the incest tinge that could have been picked up from that quote before now.
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