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The Art of conversation in SL reduced to 'WANT SEX'
Francesca Alva
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11-30-2009 08:57
Sudcution is not what it used to be. :p
Treasure Ballinger
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11-30-2009 09:00
From: Melita Magic
I should try something like that. The 'proposition' I got repeatedly while touring a freebie mall recently is not even repeatable here.

The guy was a total noob, tiny head huge shoulders white system pants. The freenis...oh my. Worst ever. He could only seem to say a few words.

He did finally say "sorry" after a few veiled insults.


:p Poor freenis, to be called 'worst ever'........
Melita Magic
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11-30-2009 09:01
From: Treasure Ballinger
:p Poor freenis, to be called 'worst ever'........


LOL it *really* was. Kind of like a melted, bad candle.

Only the location gave any clue what it was meant to be. :/
Laurin Sorbet
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11-30-2009 09:08
From: Scylla Rhiadra
Do you realize how AWFUL it is to hear your own mother tell you -- PUBLICLY!! -- that you were "unwanted"? And that she doesn't even REMEMBER that magical moment of conception when you were brought into existence??? :(

/me runs off sobbing . . . (with a quick backward glance to take note of the effect)


There there now dear, I have a touch of the amnesia, after all those Green Machine and tree climbing accidents. I meant the size of my waist and complete lack of stretch marks made a milk bottle seem at least as plausible as two full term pregnancies. Jig was a scrawny little preemie, but you were a whopper according to the records.

I'm sure it was more than magical, it was probably electric. I just can't help but wonder if that was in a Tesla way rather than a romantic sense :o
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11-30-2009 09:12
From: Scylla Rhiadra
Rumour has it that EVEN feminists enjoy the occasional bout of sex.
I knew that!

Pep (But not with "males", surely?)
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Brann Georgia
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11-30-2009 09:44
Would this (or various version of this scenario) be illegal:

Blingy Noob : Want sex?
Me: let's see your money
Blingy Noob : How much
Me: 500 Lindens
Blingy Noob pays money
Me: Oh, thank you! Merry Christmas to you, too. Bye

:D
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Melita Magic
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11-30-2009 09:46
From: Brann Georgia
Would this (or various version of this scenario) be illegal:

Blingy Noob : Want sex?
Me: let's see your money
Blingy Noob : How much
Me: 500 Lindens
Blingy Noob pays money
Me: Oh, thank you! Merry Christmas to you, too. Bye

:D


Technically would not be stealing, since they never specified "with them."
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11-30-2009 09:58
From: Scylla Rhiadra
Do you realize how AWFUL it is to hear your own mother tell you -- PUBLICLY!! -- that you were "unwanted"? And that she doesn't even REMEMBER that magical moment of conception when you were brought into existence??? :(

/me runs off sobbing . . . (with a quick backward glance to take note of the effect)


Now, now dear! I'm sure you mum didn't mean it like that. It's just that she is such an old traditionalist, she closed her eyes through the entire business and thought of Caledon - so of course she can't remember much.

She's a bit off-ish at the moment, cos she should be half way to Switzerland. I think she is going to see someone called Walter since she keeps singing something like:

Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar,
I don't cost much in food.
Walter, Walter, Deira says you oughta,
Take me whilst I'm in the mood.
You know how very much I love chickens,
We could have us a nice little brood.
Walter, Walter, lead me to the altar,
And I'll show you where I'm tattooed.

Maybe she'll bring you back a nice, new step daddy - so cheer up now!
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Deira Llanfair
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11-30-2009 10:00
From: Scylla Rhiadra
My favourite is still "I want the sexy" . . .


Mine was: "I'm a pimp. You could make money sucking cocks."
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11-30-2009 10:20
it's really hard to feel sorry for men getting hit on all the time..it's almost like a sweet irony hehehehe :D
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11-30-2009 10:24
From: Lance Corrimal
wish the hornies would ask that of me... on my own land where i could set damage enabled... and shoot them... while capturing a video... for my wife's entertainment...


LOL - Want to join us???
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11-30-2009 10:26
From: Francesca Alva
Sudcution is not what it used to be. :p
LMAO - so true
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11-30-2009 10:28
From: Brann Georgia
Would this (or various version of this scenario) be illegal:

Blingy Noob : Want sex?
Me: let's see your money
Blingy Noob : How much
Me: 500 Lindens
Blingy Noob pays money
Me: Oh, thank you! Merry Christmas to you, too. Bye

:D

Sounds good to me. While there MIGHT be an implied 'sex for money' thing here, it is not actually stated and LL does not really get involved in resident disputes.

I will have to remember this for future encounters. Maybe I'll go to one of the massive orgy areas and see how much I can make.

:D
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Desmond Shang
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11-30-2009 10:53
No sex please, we are from Caledon...
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11-30-2009 12:48
From: Bradd Laval
But lately in the course of the last few weeks there seems to have become a deluge of rather desperate people seeking 3D thrills, and they seem to be females (female AVs).


Say, are you that sudcution guy's alt? :p
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Bradd Laval
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11-30-2009 12:53
I guess the art of conversation is dead as its more than likely leads to 'WANT SEX' and no its not a typo for those who insisted it could be altho I deduce a hint of unremorseful sarcasm there. I feel soo hurt *cough*, she wanted to violate my T.O.S.
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Kira Zobel
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11-30-2009 13:01
Quoting a favorite video of mine...

"I WANT TO DO TEH SEX!!!"
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11-30-2009 13:20
This might well deserve the RA, "Thread Title of the Year" award.

Seriously, you didn't even have to to write anything in the post. That title says it all.
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11-30-2009 13:23
From: Love Hastings
This might well deserve the RA, "Thread Title of the Year" award.

Seriously, you didn't even have to to write anything in the post. That title says it all.


Some pics would be nice, though.
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Bradd Laval
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11-30-2009 15:50
Pics are a good idea especially capturing the 'WANT SEX' moment..lol. Maybe a lil undercover journalism is at hand like an expose of el Desperados. but then again I dont think any exposure is hard for them to resist.
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Scylla Rhiadra
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11-30-2009 15:57
From: Desmond Shang
No sex please, we are from Caledon...

Tell THAT to Laurin . . .

Oh wait. Too late . . . :rolleyes:

(You KNOW that the ones who seem all repressed and uptight are always the randiest, right?) :D
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11-30-2009 15:58
From: Scylla Rhiadra
Tell THAT to Laurin . . .

Oh wait. Too late . . . :rolleyes:

(You KNOW that the ones who seem all repressed and uptight are always the randiest, right?) :D


Rrrrrrriiiiiipppppp!!!
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11-30-2009 16:05
From: Scylla Rhiadra
(You KNOW that the ones who seem all repressed and uptight are always the randiest, right?) :D


I would deny that most thoroughly, of course!
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11-30-2009 16:10
gee "want sex " would be almost a a full sentence to some I often get "sexa?"
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Bradd Laval
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11-30-2009 16:13
Regarding the event in the original post, have any men contacted soph ruby (i hope i got the name right). You know you got the right girl when she babbles 'WANT SEX' - go on make her day.

Soph Ruby : Hi

Bradd Laval : Hi

Soph Ruby : WANT SEX

Bradd Laval : Do you mind I'm busy erecting my Xmas Tree...
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