Nine Words Women Use

> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
> they are right and you need to shut up.
>
> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
> an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
> something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
> nothing usually end in fine.
>
> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
> statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
> are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
> nothing.)
>
> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
> women can make to a man... That's okay means she wants to think long and
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
> Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
> unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
> thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
> 'whatever').
>
> ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Forget YOU!
>
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
> meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
> times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Jeebus...Are you hiding in my closet???!!!!!!!

Ummmmmm maybe.. lol

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: could also mean, look you already f**** this up 5 times just leave it alone ffs and let me do it GOD

omg hahahahaha who let out the secrete code??!!!

Sowwy Ceka

I user 1-6 quite often it seems.

1. Sorry

2. But

3. I

4. Have

5. A

6. Really

7. Bad

8. Headache

9. Tonight

Which in some cases could be stated as "Don't worry about it, I got it"

LMAO!!! oh my are you sayin what I think you're sayin?

(6) That's Okay

Well, fine. I have a kneejerk dislike for these "teh secrets 2 wimen" internet jokes, but I have to admit, it does cover the sorts of things one says when secretly wondering if a simple kick to the shin* might do the trick more efficiently.


*shin. I mean shin. I know what you're thinking, but be nice.

/me giggles like a school boy.

Yes, I think she is.

well maybe it has been a secrete for too long because waiting for them to figure it out may never happen lol

yea the main one

headache

-grin-

yea sometimes it's just easier lol

hehe. So true girl so true!

"What would you like to do about dinner tonight?": "I am not cooking you dinner. Which restaurant would you like to drive to when I send you to get take-out?"

I should post *every* joke that gets forwarded to me via e-mail. How novel!

I didn't / don't post "every" joke that comes to me.

Bad day?

Seems so to me.. I posted it cause we were having fun with it at work.. Some just seem to be pissy..

Wow a perfectly happy thread but yet.......

*Loud Sigh*