Official Trout Rating

Dang. Try to play a little joke on a friend...

As I recall, the conversation went something like, "Tell Carli you got an 11 - her head will explode." I'm a little disappointed. I think Carli figured it out and turned the tables by not freaking out. Jenara didn't even submit pictures. She just asked about the rating and we hatched a plan to goof on Carli a little. Last night at the place mentioned above was weird. Spaceships, dancing bird skeletons, the Koolaid man...weird. It was a hell of a good time, though.

Officially, I think Carli still has the highest rating - or at least the first highest rating. I really should keep better records. I'm thinking about upping her to an 11 just to lighten her stress load a little.

As for the people who seem really upset by the ratings, I'm sorry - I mentioned where it came from in another thread. There is no offense intended, and I have never rated anyone who didn't ask me to. I haven't bugged anyone to send me pictures. I haven't harassed or been rude to anyone. I've never had anyone act insulted by their rating or go away feeling that I mistreated them (except Carli who thinks hers is too low). I'm sorry you don't like it. It started out as a gag from some thread that really was derogatory towards women and ended up being something that I consider to be a celebration of the beauty and sensuality of the women who participate. Plus, it's fun. I'm not stopping.

EDIT - Morgaine - beautiful picture and I would be happy to rate you based on that. Naked is NOT required. Nudity is never required and the majority of ratings I have done were not nude.

Lindal - as a former competitive shooter (1911, custom grips, throated, polished, beavertail safety, combat hammer, complete rework on the trigger) I am officially in love with you. When all else fails, TAP RACK BANG! Dang ol' 1911's-always stovepiping...

Totally. I only got a 7.3 for this:



Although, Trout claims my rating is hampered by his perception of my 'sweetness.'

No, not naked, but certainly as suggestive as you can get Mine happened to be totally naked, but I was not showing the best "bits" lol. No wait, maybe I was? Depends on what one considers the best bits

Yeah I think he tries not offending women by putting them past an 8 unless he's sure they want to be labeled a slut

See, I knew she was full of shit

Carli is safe! The world can go about spinning on its axis.

Sounds like he has already rated you, you just don't know it yet

No need to apologize Sweetie, we all know that you are just kidding. If they don't just hand them a glass of wine and let them pour it on their pc because they need a little break. Now get your cute little ass back to work, I need more money..

If the ppl cant handle the joke they can just spam another thread.

I had a ball at that party. It wasn't just you dancing topless, it was all the people there, just whooping it up and having a great time. It's still one of the best parties I've been to in SL.

Trout Recreant
Location: On fire - Please douse

/me throws her morning coffee on him to put him out. Woops, that was 151 proof, stands back and watches the fire blaze.

HEY! Ow! Not in the hair!! Luckily, I have a copy in inventory, but geez! What am I going to do for eyebrows now?

Oh no you don't. I'd rather earn my 11. If you have to think about it, we are not there yet. Oh well, you are all .. entangled.



I knew something was up when I read this comment. What true slut would boast something like this?

/me backs away from the can of worms she has just opened.

I am sorry if some of you have taken offence to this thread, this was not my intention. It is supposed to be a joke - obviously not everyone has a sense of humour.

So, as follows (apologies for working backwards up the thread)

Trout - I apologise for any shit I may have inadvertently caused you!

Elora - Thank you for your kind comments about raising the bar, etc, but I think it is a bit unfair to say I am full of shit, particularly as you don't know me at all, and you were not there at the time.

Lindal - Thanks also for your kind comments.

ConductorX - I don't have an SL boyfriend, and have no intention of getting one, although if there was an offer in there I am very flattered. Mind you, I think you'd find I am older than you think!! Mind you, have you got any money? If I am going to have the word "slut" tattooed on my forehead then it might as well be "gold-digging slut"

I am sure you all want to know what the rating was based upon, so have posted a photo here. Please bear in mind I was live at the time which might make a difference, but I think I probably got extra points for creativity and having hand-drawn boobies. This photo is completely safe to open at work.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenarathursday/

/me leaves now, hopefully with reputation intact and a big note stuck to her forehead to remind her never to post on the forums again!

Was Trout topless at the party? And on a side note... who gets to rate Trout...? Hmm -"Judge not lest ye be judged..."

HAHAA........I love the Pic Jenara!!

Well Well its official ladies I am certified and rated;

Let's take a look at these pictures. First of all, you are a stunningly beautiful, elegant woman. I love the dress. The plunging neckline shows just enough to whet a man's interest, while still tastfully covering you enough to tantalize. I am giving you a 5.2 based on these two photos. You are the sort of woman we dream about spinning across the dance floor, yet you do not have that air of supriority or aloofness that would keep us from trying to get you alone later for a closer encounter. Just the right mix of class and fun. Men LOVE women like you. Congratulations, you are not a slut, but you are definitely the kind of woman we would like to get to know better!

ty ty ty.

You will look a little funny for awhile which is probably quite natural. They will eventually grow back out looking rather weird in about 6 to 9 months. Lovely Christmas gift for you. I know this for a fact, my daughter blew up the BBQ one day and singed her eyebrows. OMG what a boom that made, needless to say she doesnt start the thing with the lid down any more. /me mumbles and shakes her head

Jenara! Good to see you again, but don't leave. Keep posting. I doubt anyone is really offended here at all, and I told you to tell Carli that you had an 11, so if anyone was offended by this thread, it's all on me. Please don't feel bad - this thread is mostly just people goofing on each other, which is part of the fun of the forums. The stick figure avatar was hilariously awesome. You didn't cause me any grief at all!

Elora was not serious when she said you were full of shit - I know her well enough to be certain of that.

If anything, your reputation was enhanced by this thread. You showed that you have a sense of humor, that you can take a joke and that you don't take Sl so seriously that you can't enjoy yourself. Relax and keep posting here in the forums. You're among friends.

I'll pay you later Hon, OK???

small, unmarked Lindens, please. Leave the briefcase by the bench in the park and come alone.

I don't see anyone offended in this thread, Jenara, we're all just goofing around. Keep posting!
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WOW what a hottie!!! Intelligent too. Yes I either have cash or know where to get it.

This is a fun thread, keep on posting.

Don't worry about my feelings I have been shot down more times than Snoopy.

"CX"

Welcome to the Club Morgaine!