Official Trout Rating
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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03-21-2008 08:27
From: Elora Lunasea Way to much going on there. It loses it's impact and importance if too many titles are given out. Us women only get one shot at it, same with the guys. Trout mentions all of those attributes in ratings, combines them somehow, waves his hands in the air, says some mumbo-jumbo to nobody in particular, types it up and it is set in stone.
Actually - that's a pretty accurate description of how I do it. Sometimes I lick a finger and hold it up to see if there's a draft in the room, or I lean WAY back in my chair and hold a thumb up in front of the monitor while I squint really hard. But it all comes down to mentioning important attributes, waving hands in the air and mumbo jumbo.
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
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03-21-2008 08:29
From: Trout Recreant Actually - that's a pretty accurate description of how I do it. Sometimes I lick a finger and hold it up to see if there's a draft in the room, or I lean WAY back in my chair and hold a thumb up in front of the monitor while I squint really hard. But it all comes down to mentioning important attributes, waving hands in the air and mumbo jumbo. You mean you don't reference your back issues of Playboy or smoke pot too? |
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Stephen Wisent
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03-21-2008 08:29
From: Trout Recreant or I lean WAY back in my chair and hold a thumb up in front of the monitor while I squint really hard. Are you sure "a thumb" isn't a euphemism for something else there Trout..?.. |
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Rioko Bamaisin
Unstable Princess
Join date: 16 Aug 2007
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03-21-2008 08:30
From: Isabeau Imako Maybe they should send in pictures of themselves doing the dishes and tidying up - wearing nothing but a feather duster. I would so glady rate those ones!! Men who clean,sigh.....
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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03-21-2008 08:31
Ok - catch up time: From: Rhaorth Antonelli hugs to you too
looks like we are part of this whether we like it or not LOL Most definitely !!!  From: Soji Slade ... And, of course, there is the BoyToy method which seemed to include LittleMe and Brann .... Boy Toy was never really a rating system - just a simple designation because we Forum Hangout ladies always need more men for dancing and conversation and ......... whatever. -------------------- I am also still unrated, though I have considered changing that. If and when I submit my photos, it will need to be at a time when Trout is not buried in rating requests. Though I think the perfect rating is somewhere between mid-8 and mid-9, I do believe I can get my pics to occupy his eyes and thoughts for quite a while. 
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Cristalle Karami
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03-21-2008 08:42
From: Magdalena Siemens Got an 8.8 rating, just wonder how slutty one must be for a ten. The pics I did send are far away from PG.
Maggie What was the full rating? The narrative is a clue to how Trout thinks. Dirty and scary gets you into the 9s, so you're almost there. Skin, and lots of it will get you into the 7s and 8s. You don't have to be naked - indeed, I think Trout likes using his imagination. You have to stoke the imagination into thinking, damn that's dirty hot!
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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03-21-2008 08:42
From: Dekka Raymaker You mean you don't reference your back issues of Playboy or smoke pot too? Nope and definitely nope. Sometimes if I don't like the picture, I'll look at the screen through one eye, and hold up my thumb and forefinger, repeatedly bringing them together while I mutter, "I'm squishing your head, I'm squishing your head" under my breath.
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
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03-21-2008 08:44
From: Trout Recreant Actually - that's a pretty accurate description of how I do it. Sometimes I lick a finger and hold it up to see if there's a draft in the room, or I lean WAY back in my chair and hold a thumb up in front of the monitor while I squint really hard. But it all comes down to mentioning important attributes, waving hands in the air and mumbo jumbo. /me is a clairvoyant slut! Elora Lunasea - the powerful and stunning Nymph of the Moon and Waters, who knows what Trout desires and has a ridiculously petty knowledge of what you are doing at any given moment. It's a terrible burdan to carry. /me suddenly has an idea for my next photo, should I decide to try and bump up my rating....
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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03-21-2008 08:47
From: Trout Recreant Nope and definitely nope.
Sometimes if I don't like the picture, I'll look at the screen through one eye, and hold up my thumb and forefinger, repeatedly bringing them together while I mutter, "I'm squishing your head, I'm squishing your head" under my breath. /me tumbles off the couch, laptop topples to floor, laughing uncontrollably. Love those guys 
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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03-21-2008 08:48
Wow. An actual blog. Good God. I feel a little like Doctor Frankenstein with this whole rating thing.
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From: Jerboa Haystack
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
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03-21-2008 08:50
From: Elora Lunasea /me is a clairvoyant slut!
Elora Lunasea - the powerful and stunning Nymph of the Moon and Waters, who knows what Trout desires and has a ridiculously petty knowledge of what you are doing at any given moment. It's a terrible burdan to carry.
/me suddenly has an idea for my next photo, should I decide to try and bump up my rating.... You think it's hard on you? Try wandering around with the knowledge that you know what I'm doing at any given moment! I feel like I should send you a daily apology letter for all the offensive or embarrassing things I've done in the last 24 hours.
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
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03-21-2008 08:50
From: Cristalle Karami What was the full rating? The narrative is a clue to how Trout thinks. Dirty and scary gets you into the 9s, so you're almost there. Skin, and lots of it will get you into the 7s and 8s. You don't have to be naked - indeed, I think Trout likes using his imagination. You have to stoke the imagination into thinking, damn that's dirty hot! Yes, and oddly the picture he gave me that 9.8 wasn't actually naked, though he mentioned naked in the Trout rating. I'm beginning to think I sent a different picture than I thought, or something, then I see the "tied down" and well . . that is the picture I sent. He imagined me naked. hehe
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Brenda Connolly
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03-21-2008 08:52
From: Trout Recreant Wow. An actual blog. Good God. I feel a little like Doctor Frankenstein with this whole rating thing. better than Doctor Kervorkian.......
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
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03-21-2008 08:52
From: Trout Recreant Wow. An actual blog. Good God. I feel a little like Doctor Frankenstein with this whole rating thing. "From time to time, Applicants will have the opportunity to increase their rating by participating in special challenges and submitting photographs of said challenges. Details will be provided as and when."
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Rioko Bamaisin
Unstable Princess
Join date: 16 Aug 2007
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03-21-2008 08:57
Hmm so my lousy 5.6 rating means I am not sexy?  /me runs away sobbing
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
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03-21-2008 09:02
From: Rioko Bamaisin Hmm so my lousy 5.6 rating means I am not sexy? /me runs away sobbing Wrong, wrong, wrong. It means the pictures weren't remarkably SLUTTY. They were very sexy. I don't have a sexiness rating system.
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From: Jerboa Haystack
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Rioko Bamaisin
Unstable Princess
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03-21-2008 09:07
From: Trout Recreant Wrong, wrong, wrong. It means the pictures weren't remarkably SLUTTY. They were very sexy. I don't have a sexiness rating system. Hmm.... Okay on Monday I will have to work on getting remarkably slutty ones
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
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03-21-2008 09:09
From: Lexxi Gynoid Yes, and oddly the picture he gave me that 9.8 wasn't actually naked, though he mentioned naked in the Trout rating. I'm beginning to think I sent a different picture than I thought, or something, then I see the "tied down" and well . . that is the picture I sent. He imagined me naked. hehe I don't know why that's a surprise to you. Hell, I'm imagining you naked right now.
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
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03-21-2008 09:14
for some reason I would find it very difficult to imagine someone called Gynoid naked, unless it was on a operating table
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Damien1 Thorne
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03-21-2008 09:17
From: Rioko Bamaisin Hmm.... Okay on Monday I will have to work on getting remarkably slutty ones I volunteer to prescreen your photos. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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03-21-2008 09:28
From: Damien1 Thorne I volunteer to prescreen your photos. lol - hey bub! Rating women is my gig - Go invent some way to get otherwise sane women to send you naked photos of themselves on your own!  Gotta protect my territory here. Which reminds me of a funny story - I was with a woman in SL, no, we weren't doing "that", we were just walking around talking - but we were clearly together, when some guy with a really weird looking avatar (human, but really odd shape) came up and started hitting on her. I got a little involved, but wasn't being really aggressive and he said something to the effect of, "I don't think I will have sex with you. Trout is too territorial." Territorial? WTFLOLZ! It's not like I was conquering her and driving out her native peoples in the name of the Queen or anything. I just wanted him to back off a little. I said something like, "I'm not territorial, I'm colonial. I don't terrorize, I colonize." (thinks to himself - "you're about 1 second away from colonizing outerspace, pal..." That just confused him and we left him there.
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Brenda Connolly
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03-21-2008 09:32
From: Trout Recreant lol - hey bub! Rating women is my gig - Go invent some way to get otherwise sane women to send you naked photos of themselves on your own! Gotta protect my territory here. Which reminds me of a funny story - I was with a woman in SL, no, we weren't doing "that", we were just walking around talking - but we were clearly together, when some guy with a really weird looking avatar (human, but really odd shape) came up and started hitting on her. I got a little involved, but wasn't being really aggressive and he said something to the effect of, "I don't think I will have sex with you. Trout is too territorial." Territorial? WTFLOLZ! It's not like I was conquering her and driving out her native peoples in the name of the Queen or anything. I just wanted him to back off a little. I said something like, "I'm not territorial, I'm colonial. I don't terrorize, I colonize." (thinks to himself - "you're about 1 second away from colonizing outerspace, pal..." That just confused him and we left him there. Where he probably wound up having sex with himself.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
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03-21-2008 09:34
From: Trout Recreant ... I don't terrorize, I colonize." .... So THAT explains the bowl of minnows on my nightstand.
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
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03-21-2008 10:15
From: Trout Recreant I said something like, "I'm not territorial, I'm colonial. I don't terrorize, I colonize." (thinks to himself - "you're about 1 second away from colonizing outerspace, pal..." That just confused him and we left him there. Ahhh...the "Blinding Them With Science" Approach!" Well done...although I do hear Mars is particularly nice this time of year.
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Soji Slade
Um . . . Hello?
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03-21-2008 10:18
From: Dekka Raymaker for some reason I would find it very difficult to imagine someone called Gynoid naked, unless it was on a operating table Just think of a Gynoid as a fembot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GynoidSo . . where can I get a gynoid, eh?
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