Official Trout Rating
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Colette Meiji
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03-20-2008 21:19
From: Jenara Thursday Seeing as I started all this, I might volunteer to do the guys, although there will be some conditions, which I will think up shortly (for reasons of self-preservation and the general entertainment of others!
However, I think we will need to find another term than "slut". For me that doesn't quite work for the guys. Anyone got any ideas?
Will I need to get properly certified first - am not sure the stick lady thing really counts?
Or can I be an un-certified certifier?? I think Slut is a perfect term for the guys - Time to end this double standard stuff. Course the top ranked definition for slut in Urban dictionary is From: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slut
slut
a woman with the morals of a man
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Maggie McArdle
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03-20-2008 21:52
From: Jenara Thursday Seeing as I started all this, I might volunteer to do the guys, although there will be some conditions, which I will think up shortly (for reasons of self-preservation and the general entertainment of others!
However, I think we will need to find another term than "slut". For me that doesn't quite work for the guys. Anyone got any ideas?
Will I need to get properly certified first - am not sure the stick lady thing really counts?
Or can I be an un-certified certifier?? 
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
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03-20-2008 21:56
From: Jenara Thursday Seeing as I started all this, I might volunteer to do the guys, although there will be some conditions, which I will think up shortly (for reasons of self-preservation and the general entertainment of others! YAY Jenara! (Actually, I haven't read back in the thread, so YAY anyone who volunteered!) I actually did some thinking about this back when Trout was trying to draft me, and one reason why I didn't want to do it was because, while I certainly know what a slut should look like, I have no clue what a manslut should look like. How about Gigolo? I know what they should look like. Too bad we already did Boytoy. Pool Boy? Pool Boys should look like the gardener in Desperate Housewives ... SLunks? (SL Hunks) It's a profound issue.  |
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Love Hastings
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03-20-2008 22:44
How about man whore ratings?
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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03-20-2008 23:33
From: Czari Zenovka Reminds me of the old IRC ummm (now what were they called...not gestures...but...gah it's getting late...I REALLY have to get to bed but this thread is just too much fun)
Anyway...anyone from IRC remember: /me slaps (person) around with a trout
Errr...a fish trout, not a Trout trout popups and OMG I remember that trout popup LOL I got slapped with a trout many a times, then I redid the popupand made it a wet noodle LOL there were also macros and auto events and eggdrop bots I ran an eggdrop bot for a little while I used to be an avid irc user, used mIRC for a long long time, and used to help teach ppl how to use it LOL my god that was over 10 years ago LOL I also used a program for a short time called cyber babble, which was also known as flower power for a short time too, not sure what ever happened to that program and used to use I think it was called pow wow from tribal voice for a little while too LOL wow where has the years gone /m slaps Czari with a Trout! edited to add.... mIRC was the first place I ever played acromania...god that game was fun, and soooo addictive... I wonder if I could get a scripter to consider scripting such a game for SL... doubt it would prolly be too laggy and cause to much lag on the sim LOL
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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03-20-2008 23:36
From: Nika Talaj
How about Gigolo? I know what they should look like.
I was thinking the same thing, Gigolo, except now that song is stuck in my head... I'm just a Gigolo
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From: someone Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar. They are taking away the forums... it could be worse, they could be taking away the forums AND Second Life...
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Deira Llanfair
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03-21-2008 01:20
I think it should be a "Berk Rating".
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Max Herzog
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03-21-2008 02:26
From: Deira Llanfair I think it should be a "Berk Rating". Surely you don't mean that in its full rhyming slang glory?  |
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Magdalena Siemens
The wild one
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Gorean Discriminated
03-21-2008 03:30
We dont get rated...  Maggie |
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Jenara Thursday
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03-21-2008 03:32
Best I can come up with is "SlutBoy"???
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Magdalena Siemens
The wild one
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Correction: Its Officiall
03-21-2008 03:39
From: Magdalena Siemens We dont get rated... Maggie Got an 8.8 rating, just wonder how slutty one must be for a ten. The pics I did send are far away from PG. Maggie |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
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03-21-2008 03:51
Hey, Trout, rate this! 
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Marcel Flatley
Sampireun Design
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03-21-2008 03:58
From: Stormy Dyrssen Just as long as they don't make their way into the clubhouse......  Don't worry Stormy, I got paid too well for that to happen Still spending that cash on cheap SL hookers (so it lasts longer). The fact the other side is probably a greasy guy with a beer belly, well I do not let that put me off. It's not my money I am spending anyway. So if you wonder why I don't visit the hangout anymore, do a search in All for cheap hookers and my name pops up as the most valued customer. And to each I say that I perform on courtesy of Stormy, ain't that something. On a serious note, the squirrel is about the only animal I bought outside Animania, the birds I bought there will stay on my parcel. As long as the shop doesn't attrack too many customers I do hope the ponds do One thing is sure, the money tree does! And if the guys get to be rated, I am with Collette on this one. Slut is the best word. Most men are sluts anyway, that is why I love that definition Colette quoted Probably won't have myself rated, this is my Second Life after all. Enough to be a slut in one life Greetings Marcel |
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Marcel Flatley
Sampireun Design
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03-21-2008 04:02
Well Ann,
Though I do like the skinny legs, I don't find the picture very slutty. Though the fish are pretty kinky. Together with the Kentucky bucket (We know what to do with chicken.... makes me wonder...) you must be able to get a score. But only if trouts mind is twisted enough. Well....
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Jenara Thursday
Off Topic Posts - Guilty!
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03-21-2008 06:40
OK. Bring it on boys, I am ready!! http://slutboys.blogspot.com/Jen |
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Stormy Dyrssen
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03-21-2008 07:42
From: Marcel Flatley Don't worry Stormy, I got paid too well for that to happen Still spending that cash on cheap SL hookers (so it lasts longer). The fact the other side is probably a greasy guy with a beer belly, well I do not let that put me off. It's not my money I am spending anyway. So if you wonder why I don't visit the hangout anymore, do a search in All for cheap hookers and my name pops up as the most valued customer. And to each I say that I perform on courtesy of Stormy, ain't that something. On a serious note, the squirrel is about the only animal I bought outside Animania, the birds I bought there will stay on my parcel. As long as the shop doesn't attrack too many customers I do hope the ponds do One thing is sure, the money tree does! And if the guys get to be rated, I am with Collette on this one. Slut is the best word. Most men are sluts anyway, that is why I love that definition Colette quoted Probably won't have myself rated, this is my Second Life after all. Enough to be a slut in one life Greetings Marcel Now Marcel, I thought you were supposed to fill the hangout with some fantastic furniture for that money not squander it away on cheap hookers!! However, courtesy of me means I'm doing something good, so perhaps I shouldn't complain and be happy with the assitance I have been a part of by supplying you with the means to obtain cheap hooker splendor! As for the male slut rating..........that would be quite amusing to see pics of what men think would make them appear slutty!
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Soji Slade
Um . . . Hello?
Join date: 28 Mar 2007
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03-21-2008 07:45
From: Jenara Thursday Seeing as I started all this, I might volunteer to do the guys Thank-you for your offer to do me. I will be by later. Maybe at ten. Oh, and this offer by itself should automatically give you that 11 rating.
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Damien1 Thorne
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03-21-2008 07:47
From: Soji Slade Thank-you for your offer to do me. I will be by later. Maybe at ten. Oh, and this offer by itself should automatically give you that 11 rating. |
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Stormy Dyrssen
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03-21-2008 07:53
From: Love Hastings How about man whore ratings? Yes! I believe I requested that many weeks ago.........I think Man Whore is perfect for rating!! You volunteering Love?
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
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03-21-2008 07:59
From: Rhaorth Antonelli popups and OMG I remember that trout popup
LOL I got slapped with a trout many a times, then I redid the popupand made it a wet noodle LOL....
.....I used to be an avid irc user, used mIRC for a long long time, and used to help teach ppl how to use it LOL
my god that was over 10 years ago LOL...
wow where has the years gone
/m slaps Czari with a Trout!
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mIRC was the first place I ever played acromania...god that game was fun, and soooo addictive... OWEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!!! Ahhhh...IRC....those were the "good ole days." Actually, I only came to SL from IRC last May and many of my former IRC home still refuse to come to SL (they came and got frustrated with the lag, learning curve, etc. - I don't think any had ever used a 3D computer environment or played any MMORPGs). Once in awhile I go over to visit friends and am amazed when I get the "Where have you BEEN???" comments and tell them about SL and they've never heard of it. I try to explain it and then get, "Oh yeah, like Active Worlds. Did that for awhile, didn't like it." The IRC community is still alive and well. EDITED TO ADD: Once on IRC a newly collared and new to IRC Gorean slave accidentally hit the popup and slapped her Master with a trout. The poor girl was mortified and the rest of the channel rolled on the floor...funniest thing we had seen in years - especially as that popup had basically become blaise by that time.
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Isabeau Imako
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03-21-2008 08:00
Maybe they should send in pictures of themselves doing the dishes and tidying up - wearing nothing but a feather duster.
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Soji Slade
Um . . . Hello?
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03-21-2008 08:02
From: Stormy Dyrssen Yes! I believe I requested that many weeks ago.........I think Man Whore is perfect for rating!! You volunteering Love? It would probably be better to have multiple rating systems to truly gage a person's qualities. Jenara can have the SlutBoys ratings system. Love & Stormy can utilize the Man Whore system. And, of course, there is the BoyToy method which seemed to include LittleMe and Brann (who has at least once distanced herself from it, but she is the one, if I recall correctly that started that thread asking for boytoys to come to the hangout). There is the matching service, but that particular one broke down after Chris was rated. Trout has his Trout Certified service. Solanghe has the Classy rating system. Any other rating services being offered out there? - Isabeau's "Properly positioned duster" Cleaning rating system.
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Elora Lunasea
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03-21-2008 08:19
From: Soji Slade It would probably be better to have multiple rating systems to truly gage a person's qualities. Jenara can have the SlutBoys ratings system. Love & Stormy can utilize the Man Whore system. And, of course, there is the BoyToy method which seemed to include LittleMe and Brann (who has at least once distanced herself from it, but she is the one, if I recall correctly that started that thread asking for boytoys to come to the hangout). There is the matching service, but that particular one broke down after Chris was rated.
Trout has his Trout Certified service. Solanghe has the Classy rating system.
Any other rating services being offered out there?
- Isabeau's "Properly positioned duster" Cleaning rating system. Way to much going on there. It loses it's impact and importance if too many titles are given out. Us women only get one shot at it, same with the guys. Trout mentions all of those attributes in ratings, combines them somehow, waves his hands in the air, says some mumbo-jumbo to nobody in particular, types it up and it is set in stone. I'm sure that whoever winds up rating the men, will take "matching" into consideration too. Of course, Chris should be the standard, as we are all aware. However, perhaps this should be discussed with Chris before any pictures are given out of him, to the new "Rater" for comparison, by any of us holding them? After all, the man is a serious relationship and he and his partner might not want his "goods" being used in that manner As for for the "Properly Positioned Duster"? Sandy Carver already has that as a lock down anyway, if he ever comes back here full time. Everyone that reads these boards knows the man is obsessed with a clean home Edit: Of course, if Solanghe would like to start rating women for women, that is a whole other matter and I support that completely!
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Soji Slade
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03-21-2008 08:25
From: Elora Lunasea Way to much going on there. It loses it's impact and importance if too many titles are given out. Us women only get one shot at it, same with the guys. Trout mentions all of those attributes in ratings, combines them somehow, waves his hands in the air, says some mumbo-jumbo to nobody in particular, types it up and it is set in stone. I'm sure that whoever winds up rating the men, will take "matching" into consideration too. Of course, Chris should be the standard, as we are all aware. However, perhaps this should be discussed with Chris before any pictures are given out of him, to the new "Rater" for comparison, by any of us holding them? After all, the man is a serious relationship and he and his partner might not want his "goods" being used in that manner As for for the "Properly Positioned Duster"? Sandy Carver already has that as a lock down anyway, if he ever comes back here full time. Everyone that reads these boards knows the man is obsessed with a clean home I have no desire to be a "slutboy", or a "boy toy". Heck, I've only been in a bed with a woman once in SL, and I've been reliably informed that both parties retained their SL virginity. And if that "only get one shot at it" really matters, then there already is the boy toy one.
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2k Suisei
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03-21-2008 08:26
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