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Ray Musketeer
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03-18-2008 23:07
and what about all the sows? (ducks)
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Cyn Vandeverre
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03-19-2008 08:15
From: Har Fairweather I think because the women who read women's magazines are too busy relating to what other women think. The smart ones figure out themselves what men want; gives them a competitive advantage. The smart ones* don't read women's magazines to begin with. *generally. I expect there are a few exceptions.
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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03-19-2008 08:52
From: Cyn Vandeverre The smart ones* don't read women's magazines to begin with.
*generally. I expect there are a few exceptions. I liked them when I was very young but then they began to repeat themselves. All these years later the covers still look the same.
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Damien Walworth
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03-19-2008 08:55
From: Lindal Kidd Yeah. Eddy was right. The REPORTER was wrong.  That's because the reporter is himself an AI entity, with a mental age of three 
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Snark Serpentine
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03-19-2008 09:21
From: Kaimi Kyomoon I liked them when I was very young but then they began to repeat themselves. All these years later the covers still look the same. Nonsense! A while back all the magazines had illustrations on the cover. Then photographs. Now it's photos that have been so heavily processed that the cover models might as well be illustrations again. So, uh. There you are! |
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Trout Recreant
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03-19-2008 09:37
From: Maggie McArdle cause we got you guys pegged: Sex, Sports, Control of the remote, sammiches, and beer....and you want Pamela Anderson. or what you guys feel is a reasonable facsimile, to serve the beerand or sammich...naked, while calling you King.... This ^ is correct. That's it right there. The current cover of Cosmo is wrong. There aren't 50 things. We aren't capable of 50 things. At most, there are 10. I'd be hard pressed to come up with more than 5, and they would all be related to Maggie's post which I quoted above. I might add cars and fishing/hunting, but that's about it. Stop over-complicating things, women. Imagine one of you with brain damage and an obsession with weird smells. Take everything you are thinking about right now and get rid of all of it except one, single thought and concentrate all of your energy on that one thought. Now you're thinking like a man.
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Oryx Tempel
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03-19-2008 10:17
From: Kaimi Kyomoon I liked them when I was very young but then they began to repeat themselves. All these years later the covers still look the same. I've started to read them just for the adverts, sort of like the Super Bowl. |
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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03-19-2008 10:31
From: Snark Serpentine Nonsense! A while back all the magazines had illustrations on the cover. Then photographs. Now it's photos that have been so heavily processed that the cover models might as well be illustrations again. So, uh. There you are! I was young when they still were illustrations. I must have been busy and missed the time when they were unprocessed photos.
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Kaimi's Normal Wear From: 3Ring Binder i think people are afraid of me or something.
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Amaranthim Talon
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03-19-2008 10:52
Hmm... Trout, dear... (at great risk of FURTHER thread derailment here...) are you saying Norman was at least semi right...?
/me ducks for cover and runs...
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Ray Musketeer
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03-19-2008 11:05
women see man lying beneath the tree scratching and then try to come up with things to disrupt our enjoyment which is very simple; eat, drink, be merry. Looks like I might have to stop scratching while I look for another tree lol
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spadesrun Hotshot
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03-19-2008 18:06
From: Har Fairweather Gotta agree on teledildonics - although it could turn the likes of Paris Hilton into a whole minor industry unto herself! (Personally, I'll hold out for Kim Kardashian O.O) And apparently there are a LOT of men who really suck at sex, though for the life of me I can't understand why they wouldn't make it their business to be good at it, or at least good enough...I agree also that it's good to get to know the person you're having sex with.
But as for what women want, that's easy. Now, you can't say what ALL women want, because they're so various, but the vast majority of women want the same things:
- In the long run, they want a permanent commitment from a man who is strong, reliable, and kind
- In the medium run, they want romance
- In the short run, they want extended cunnilingus followed by vigorous intercourse (whether they know it yet or not). Trust me on this. If you don't believe me, just try it, and you will see.
There, that wasn't so hard, and you don't even have to be a moron. OK, I m ready to try..... where shall we meet? (sorry, you left that dor wide open...)
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spadesrun Hotshot
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03-19-2008 18:09
From: Maggie McArdle cause we got you guys pegged: Sex, Sports, Control of the remote, sammiches, and beer....and you want Pamela Anderson. or what you guys feel is a reasonable facsimile, to serve the beerand or sammich...naked, while calling you King.... Uhm, not Pamela Anderson, anyone interested in her, already had her, twice ....
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spadesrun Hotshot
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03-19-2008 18:10
From: Marianne McCann You must never look at the cover of Cosmopolitan or Cosmo Girl or all the other magazines in the check-out line.
Current cover of the former: "50 things guys wish you knew."
Mari at least 40 of them are sexual positions
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spadesrun Hotshot
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03-19-2008 18:11
From: Trout Recreant This ^ is correct. That's it right there.
The current cover of Cosmo is wrong. There aren't 50 things. We aren't capable of 50 things. At most, there are 10. I'd be hard pressed to come up with more than 5, and they would all be related to Maggie's post which I quoted above. I might add cars and fishing/hunting, but that's about it. Stop over-complicating things, women. Imagine one of you with brain damage and an obsession with weird smells. Take everything you are thinking about right now and get rid of all of it except one, single thought and concentrate all of your energy on that one thought. Now you're thinking like a man. Wrong, she's thinking about shoes .....
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spadesrun Hotshot
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03-19-2008 18:12
From: Amaranthim Talon Hmm... Trout, dear... (at great risk of FURTHER thread derailment here...) are you saying Norman was at least semi right...?
/me ducks for cover and runs... Did they have Viagra out then,might have solved some problems /me ducks and runs !!!
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03-19-2008 23:34
From: Love Hastings Does the milk for the Capt'n Crunch have to be at the perfect temperature? Slightly above freezing, and you have to add it to the cerial and eat quickly?
(Does anybody get that refererence?) Randy? Is that you? |
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03-19-2008 23:53
From: Da5id Kronfeld Randy? Is that you? |
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Da5id Kronfeld
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03-20-2008 00:54
Read any of his other stuff? |
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Amaranthim Talon
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03-20-2008 07:53
From: spadesrun Hotshot Did they have Viagra out then,might have solved some problems /me ducks and runs !!! Uhm... They didn't need it! |
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spadesrun Hotshot
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03-20-2008 08:24
From: Amaranthim Talon Uhm... They didn't need it! "Norman was at least semi " I figured if he was semi, there might be some problem there. After all isnt a Gorean Master always right? I think I'll stand for this one
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