What would you do? :)

It's not a car I'm trying to sell off. It's an ex-gf who won't leave me alone.

Not until you give me my car back!!

Sorry in advance for the hippie post. It may help to read it while listening to the "Age of Aquarius."

Personally, I think people in here are making way too much of this. I have a very close friend who often asks people around him if we want to buy things now and then. He does this, and everything actually, in ways that a sheltered suburbanite American like me might find excessive, or vigorous. He comes from a different culture than I do, and i attributed it to that. Just saying "no, I really don't need a car," is the best course of action for me. He's still a cherished friend, and I've not felt the need to perform any antics or stunts on him and trash our friendship over it.

If we're going to mute and ban every person who has a quirk that annoys us, I don't think there will be anyone left to talk to.

That must be why I'm alone alot

Avion,

Again, I was just having fun with this post, and I don't actually wish this guy a thousand deaths or anything.

I just wanted to get away from him quick, and i didn't want him coming back. He went from being cool and fun to being really weird and insistent - fast. That said if he did come back - I'd put on my hippie hat and say hello I wouldn't mute or ban him.

That is really refreshing, and nice to know, Jake. Share the love!!

Thank you for not dumping him where I live

(psssst! wanna buy a watch? real cheap...)

Oh, like the two in here who ban me every week? I guess their bans consist of hours then because they always manage to read and respond to tell me I'm being banned yet again.

Same ol' same ol'.

I would make up some reason why I couldn't buy the car... like I'm out of money or I'm saving up to move to a new estate. You could also try logging in your pretty alt girl who can sort of appear nearby and start IMing him with an invitation somewhere else.

Let me tell you what I'd do. I'd kick him. HARD. Right square in his knock-abouts. As hard as I could, too. BAM! One good shot to the gnards. Yep. Good solid toe-to-cajone contact. One set of belly-balls coming right up. Then when he doubled over in pain, I'd grab him by the ears and smash his face into my knee, so hard that the recoil of his skull would tear his ears off right in my hands. I'd stick them in my pocket for later. Then, I'd grab a sharp stick and poke him in the eyes. Then while he was hobbling around, clutching his coin purse, ears missing, face smashed in and blind, I'd jump on his back and pull all his hair out. Then I'd bite off his fingers and set him on fire. Then I'd put the fire out by stomping on him, but then I'd set him on fire again. Then I'd run him over with a bulldozer, cut him into little pieces and feed him to the seagulls. Then I'd kill the seagulls and feed their carcasses to the sharks. Then I'd catch the sharks and make a delicate broth out of them. Then I'd pull his ears out of my pocket (I remembered) and cut them up and add them to the broth with a little miso paste and some scallions. Then I'd feed it to the "enemy combatants" in Guatanamo.

I mean. That's just what I would do. You might do something different. It's ok. It takes all kinds.

Edit: I almost forgot. Then I'd steal his car and push it off a cliff.

Ask him if he'll take a secondhand penis as a tradein

He'll need one after I kick him in his primary one.

The thought that one might need a second hand for ones penis is...........nevermind.

I'd tender a penguin. If a penguin was not sufficient to deter, more penguins.

(Mind you, last night PENGUIN FAILED ME! It did ... this guy was not taking any offputting behaviour at all and the conversation got surreal enough for me to think I had made a new friend. Sadly not, it did end up with him requesting that I go on MSN with him ... penguin!!!)

Maybe one to hold the magnifier?

That's it. You're on my ignore list!