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Argent Stonecutter
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01-09-2009 09:28
From: Raudf Fox
I have a single folder for kind of thing, so I can simply drag it onto myself. It's amazing how quickly they flee from a modified storm dragon. Guess they don't want to pay me the dragon's share...
There were some really nice* freebie zombie skins around at Halloween. :)

*nasty
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Konu Magic
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01-09-2009 10:16
From: spinster Voom
I thought the big problem with pandas was that they couldn't get them to mate. Oh hang on ... zoo-keepers are sort of panda pimps aren't they? Ugh! pass the brain-bleach lol


My idea of what would happen to a Panda Pimp

Zoo Keeper: "Hey male panda. You new to this area?"
Male Panda makes panda noise (Whatever that is)
Zoo Keeper: "You see this female panda? Isn't she hot?"
Male Panda gets quiet, eats the zoo keeper and runs off with the female panda

Fin

*Edited to correct spelling errors :D
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01-09-2009 10:18
Zookeepers are made of bamboo!
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Konu Magic
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01-09-2009 10:29
We better change the name of this thread from Pandering to Panda-ring :D
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01-09-2009 10:42
Konu Magic
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01-09-2009 10:44
LMAO. Ok that was good
Amaranthim Talon
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01-09-2009 11:55
OMG- I am not sure which cracked me up more- "Pandage" or the Panda with the ball gag! ROFL!!!
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01-09-2009 12:02
From: Amaranthim Talon
OMG- I am not sure which cracked me up more- "Pandage" or the Panda with the ball gag! ROFL!!!


The Panda Sutra did it for me LOL!

eta: there's actually a semi-serious side to all this ...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article3621522.ece
Amaranthim Talon
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01-09-2009 12:03
From: spinster Voom
The Panda Sutra did it for me LOL!

I had missed it entirely!
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01-09-2009 12:07
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01-09-2009 12:10
From: spinster Voom
The Panda Sutra did it for me LOL!

eta: there's actually a semi-serious side to all this ...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article3621522.ece


I'm not sure which is more disturbing. The fact that Panda porn is used in China or the fact that we all had to look at it. lol
Amaranthim Talon
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01-09-2009 12:14
Oops! Going on record as saying i had not followed Spinster's link- sorry! I found Panda Porn all on my own.. /me blushes at my Googlishness...
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Konu Magic
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01-09-2009 12:16
From: Amaranthim Talon
Oops! Going on record as saying i had not followed Spinster's link- sorry! I found Panda Porn all on my own.. /me blushes at my Googlishness...


Well you get a black and white star for that one :D
spinster Voom
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01-09-2009 12:27
From: Amaranthim Talon
Oops! Going on record as saying i had not followed Spinster's link- sorry! I found Panda Porn all on my own.. /me blushes at my Googlishness...


No, you got there first - you were posting yours while I was editing mine to add the link.

Google's amazing though, isn't it? just type in any noun + "porn" and it never ever lets you down.
Lindal Kidd
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01-09-2009 12:46
From: spinster Voom
I thought the big problem with pandas was that they couldn't get them to mate. Oh hang on ... zoo-keepers are sort of panda pimps aren't they? Ugh! pass the brain-bleach lol


Yes...they're guilty of panda-ing, for sure. :D

A spandex Panda, named Amanda
Into Amstadam did wanda.
Hustling johns (and janes, and newts)
for only twenty bamboo shoots.
She was the place's biggest draw
Until one day, a big Macaw
Flew in, dressed in a feather boa
The Panda's days of love were ova.
Amanda sobbed and cried (Oh, Drama!)
Until one day she met a Llama
And tried to use her furry charms
To lure the Llama to her arms.
But she forgot to check her six
Elora beaned her with some bricks.
Amanda's now a fuzzy rug
Where 'Lora's friends can kiss and hug
Unhappy bear! She was inept
And should have by a pimp been kept.
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01-09-2009 12:50
From: Lindal Kidd
Yes...they're guilty of panda-ing, for sure. :D

A spandex Panda, named Amanda
Into Amstadam did wanda.
Hustling johns (and janes, and newts)
for only twenty bamboo shoots.
She was the place's biggest draw
Until one day, a big Macaw
Flew in, dressed in a feather boa
The Panda's days of love were ova.
Amanda sobbed and cried (Oh, Drama!)
Until one day she met a Llama
And tried to use her furry charms
To lure the Llama to her arms.
But she forgot to check her six
Elora beaned her with some bricks.
Amanda's now a fuzzy rug
Where 'Lora's friends can kiss and hug
Unhappy bear! She was inept
And should have by a pimp been kept.


Poem of the year!
Amaranthim Talon
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01-09-2009 12:57
/me bows and throws roses on the stage at Lindy's feet... Bravo! Bravissima!
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01-09-2009 13:01
From: Lindal Kidd
Yes...they're guilty of panda-ing, for sure. :D

A spandex Panda, named Amanda
Into Amstadam did wanda.
Hustling johns (and janes, and newts)
for only twenty bamboo shoots.
She was the place's biggest draw
Until one day, a big Macaw
Flew in, dressed in a feather boa
The Panda's days of love were ova.
Amanda sobbed and cried (Oh, Drama!)
Until one day she met a Llama
And tried to use her furry charms
To lure the Llama to her arms.
But she forgot to check her six
Elora beaned her with some bricks.
Amanda's now a fuzzy rug
Where 'Lora's friends can kiss and hug
Unhappy bear! She was inept
And should have by a pimp been kept.


LOL no wonder the pandas are in trouble!
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01-12-2009 11:00
Bump...because my ego knows no bounds.
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Meade Paravane
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01-12-2009 11:05
As somebody who is frequently seen in a panda (aka: rare chinese mountain forest hedgehog) form, I find that poem a little disturbing. Bricks? Rug? RUG???
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Lindal Kidd
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01-12-2009 12:06
From: Meade Paravane
As somebody who is frequently seen in a panda (aka: rare chinese mountain forest hedgehog) form, I find that poem a little disturbing. Bricks? Rug? RUG???


Heh. Now you know how Jerboa feels when Ann and Lexxi start getting peckish. But...seriously, you're a panda, too? I think hedgies and pandas are about the cutest animals EVER! Don't worry, I'll protect you from Elora.
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01-12-2009 12:08
Ahem, PSA...

Please move Panda Porn to Undying Thread since it is now the home of Nude Juvenile Llamas and Lascivious Llama Lifestylers, tyvm
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01-12-2009 12:10
And a wombat, tiger, compi, tachikoma, bear and a whole bunch of dragons.. Probably I bunch I've forgotten about, too. Oh.. And the blow-up doll from Pandora Wrigglesworth.
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01-12-2009 12:11
From: Lindal Kidd
Yes...they're guilty of panda-ing, for sure. :D

A spandex Panda, named Amanda
Into Amstadam did wanda.
Hustling johns (and janes, and newts)
for only twenty bamboo shoots.
She was the place's biggest draw
Until one day, a big Macaw
Flew in, dressed in a feather boa
The Panda's days of love were ova.
Amanda sobbed and cried (Oh, Drama!)
Until one day she met a Llama
And tried to use her furry charms
To lure the Llama to her arms.
But she forgot to check her six
Elora beaned her with some bricks.
Amanda's now a fuzzy rug
Where 'Lora's friends can kiss and hug
Unhappy bear! She was inept
And should have by a pimp been kept.


LOL! I just wandered into this thread wondering what it was about and OMG Lindy that's too good :)

Here's a story from when I first arrived of me and a pimp.

I was in a club. Some guy walks up to me and starts chatting me up. Mind you I was still a relative newbie, not the delicious dish you all see now :p Anyhoo, he asks me if I was interested in "working" for a living in SL? Obviously I knew immedately what he meant. I'm like, "for you?" and he says yes, he has a large group of women and begins to tell me about all the ways I could make money all the way to using web cams etc.

I'm like, first of all if I EVER wanted to be an escort, I'll do it on my own THANK YOU and besides the fact, sex isn't a commodity for me, I'll just give it away for free if I feel like having it, THANK YOU once again :p

He followed me around the whole time I was in there, trying to sweet talk me hard. I finally left, he IM'd me, etc. Had to log out to get rid of him. I was such a noob I wasn't even aware of muting yet lol.
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