do you?

Haven't a clue who you are, but it hasn't turned noon yet, so there is still time to have a Mexican for breakfast. Or maybe a Puerto Rican fish dish.

Do you know who Jumpman Lane was?

Sounds like a challenge to me! How about a Figgy vs. Jumpy smack talk showdown?

Any bets on how long it will take to get this thread locked?

Ray would eat Jumpy's lunch any day of the week. Jumpy is nothing but a wannabe Vanilla Ice.

Oh. My. God. I'm still laughing! Thanks Ray!

Hey Jumpy, you said you got new powers now... did you get that janitor job over at LL that you were talking about a few months ago?

Ok, an intro in sync with the theme of his character:

*Steps to the edge of the stage, holds up a gloved hand to quiet the crowd, clenches the mike while her other hand works another hole into her jeans, her boot stomping out an unheard backbeat ... starts out low, almost muttering the rap into the mike*

jumpy, jumpy who is jumpy
he's a kid so call him stumpy
luvs them sluts so call him humpy

sez grew up in mal-i-bu
mall kid, street kid
high iq

got a blog, and it makes sense
his youth, his slang, could be pretence

alt he is, but true oldbie
when both were new
he knew torley

all that he sez, whut do i know
only what i see for sho'

*shouts into mike* THIS

gives no answers
he's decor
shares no SL skills
for shore

shares mostly rage
odd, for his age
see, i don't think this guy is young
tho he lives for attenshun

HERE

we all are worth the help we give
to answer's why the forum lives
so if no help comes with your words
then Jumpy they're just piles o' turds

SHOW SHOW SHOW

why your words are worth the view
old jump was fun, but i want new
show me why you they let you back
hope it's not to give more flack
be a real man, not a boy
or you're just a forum toy


*tosses the mike to the rafters, and steps back*

c'mon Jump, step up this time around. you know RA is here for a reason ... if you don't want to help, at least don't hurt.

Don't sell the Jumpman short. What he lacks in verbal sparring skills he easily compensates for with ALL CAPS & EXCLAMATION POINTS, M@THERS!!!!!!!!!!

For all those stout fearing believers, I submit to you all, a thread, that will prove, without a doubt that..............

THERE IS NO MOD!

Most people probably wouldn't want Jumpy's lunch. What he eats? What ever his mom has fixed for him when she calls him up from the basement. He keeps talking about moving out of his mom's basement. But she won't let him turn the garage into his pad, since that is where she parks the Yugo.

Dear Mod, why have you forsaken thee?

It's hard to resist a perfect opportunity to post a picture of the Who.

Besides, I'm pretty sure the return of Jumpy is a sign of the apocalypse, and I'd really hate to miss out on that.

aint no mo got d@m mods! let's have a flame war!

he manages to say nothing and something at the same time and in a totally different language other then english yet it is , but its not. (or something like that)

He is the ultimate troll but not really all at the same time mainly because he usually makes little to no sense and well then there is that language that sorta looks like english but really isn't that makes the entire issue of actualy saying anything totally pointless

In other words start now and use ignore liberally. Save yourself the trouble of trying to figure it all out cause in the end it ads up to one big fat zero.

Actually, since there are no mods for the time being, some of us are acting like adults to keep the forum functional and online.

i humbly suggest..

If you think Jumpman is the ultimate troll, you are not visiting enough third party forums.

i think i actually prayed for this forums death once! planned to bury it when i got back with a massive campaign "SL Forums, We Don't Post! And Neither the F@ck Should You!"
but it killed itself BUMM ERRRR!

The end is near. O woe.

Hard for anyone to want you to be here if you are trying to get this forum shut down. Gonna put you on ignore for now. Try to behave.

(chrissy the beeyotch i recall, and bren is an ol firend and Nikal or who ever and Jesabel at least i recall as stalkin me but the rest ?) i don't know WHO the turdballs all are!

awww jumpy, you know raymond, otherwise ya wouldn't have called him figgy, which is indeed his most frequent forum nick.

and no, i don't even know who booky is, and am only a couple months older in SL than this AV age, so prolly that little brouhaha predates me.

keep reaching for that restraint thang jump and all will be well. more or less.

p.s. hey, are you a woman in RL? I've always wondered ... every once in a while you say something in a way ... well, maybe it's just that you spend a lot of time with your mom.

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Originally Posted by Jumpman Lane
and oh...alex or whoever stood up like a bad-a$$ joker that he/she is and got what she/he wanted...kinda like stompin in the park and steppin on dog-poo...ya get what ya want


You talking to me??? Then learn to spell my name. And what the heck are you talking about NOW????


oh i know who alex sands or who eveva is