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Sunni Jewell
Who said so?
Join date: 22 Mar 2007
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01-05-2008 12:47
From: Nika Talaj Ok, an intro in sync with the theme of his character:
*Steps to the edge of the stage, holds up a gloved hand to quiet the crowd, clenches the mike while her other hand works another hole into her jeans, her boot stomping out an unheard backbeat ... starts out low, almost muttering the rap into the mike*
jumpy, jumpy who is jumpy
he's a kid so call him stumpy
luvs them sluts so call him humpy
sez grew up in mal-i-bu
mall kid, street kid
high iq
got a blog, and it makes sense
his youth, his slang, could be pretence
alt he is, but true oldbie
when both were new
he knew torley
all that he sez, whut do i know
only what i see for sho'
*shouts into mike* THIS
gives no answers
he's decor
shares no SL skills
for shore
shares mostly rage
odd, for his age
see, i don't think this guy is young
tho he lives for attenshun
HERE
we all are worth the help we give
to answer's why the forum lives
so if no help comes with your words
then Jumpy they're just piles o' turds
SHOW SHOW SHOW
why your words are worth the view
old jump was fun, but i want new
show me why you they let you back
hope it's not to give more flack
be a real man, not a boy
or you're just a forum toy
*tosses the mike to the rafters, and steps back*
c'mon Jump, step up this time around. you know RA is here for a reason ... if you don't want to help, at least don't hurt. I love it!
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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01-05-2008 13:50
From: Raymond Figtree Choose your own response:
A) Great! I've never been in an echo chamber before.
B) I see it! It's over there in the corner. Oh wait, no that's just a raisin.
C) Ooohh. Look at all the pretty colors.
D) Hey, I've never seen this episode of Hannah Montana... Oh. My. God. I'm still laughing! Thanks Ray! Hey Jumpy, you said you got new powers now... did you get that janitor job over at LL that you were talking about a few months ago?  |
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Puppet Shepherd
New Year, New Tricks
Join date: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 725
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01-05-2008 14:04
From: Raymond Figtree Guess one of the things you WEREN'T doing while you were away was brushing up on your smack talk.  Sounds like a challenge to me! How about a Figgy vs. Jumpy smack talk showdown? Any bets on how long it will take to get this thread locked?
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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01-05-2008 14:27
From: Puppet Shepherd Sounds like a challenge to me! How about a Figgy vs. Jumpy smack talk showdown? Any bets on how long it will take to get this thread locked? Ray would eat Jumpy's lunch any day of the week. Jumpy is nothing but a wannabe Vanilla Ice.
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
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01-05-2008 14:32
From: Puppet Shepherd Sounds like a challenge to me! How about a Figgy vs. Jumpy smack talk showdown? Any bets on how long it will take to get this thread locked? No challenge whatsoever. Ray would spin Jumpy over his head throw him up and smack him down in the first few seconds. Jumpy is many things but creative and entertaining he is not.
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Nimue Jewell
Unabashedly Leggy
Join date: 20 Mar 2007
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01-05-2008 14:33
From: Chris Norse Ray would eat Jumpy's lunch any day of the week. That post gets my vote for understatement of the year. |
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Xi Taurog
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Join date: 14 Aug 2007
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01-05-2008 14:52
...but would anyone really WANT to eat Jumpy's lunch? What does Jumpy eat for lunch, anyway? Do we even want to know?
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Puppet Shepherd
New Year, New Tricks
Join date: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 725
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01-05-2008 14:54
From: Bradley Bracken No challenge whatsoever. Ray would spin Jumpy over his head throw him up and smack him down in the first few seconds. Jumpy is many things but creative and entertaining he is not. I would definitely place my bets with Mr. Figtree, but I think it would be an entertaining contest nonetheless.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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01-05-2008 15:02
From: Xi Taurog ...but would anyone really WANT to eat Jumpy's lunch? What does Jumpy eat for lunch, anyway? Do we even want to know? Most people probably wouldn't want Jumpy's lunch. What he eats? What ever his mom has fixed for him when she calls him up from the basement. He keeps talking about moving out of his mom's basement. But she won't let him turn the garage into his pad, since that is where she parks the Yugo.
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
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01-05-2008 16:07
LOL I can just picture him trundling up the basement stairs to eat his bologna sandwich with the crusts cut off and a glass of milk. Maybe some carrot sticks.
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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01-05-2008 17:09
From: Tegg Bode Lol, ModBots: "Autoban initiated"........................... Goodness, for a second I thought you said "autobahn"...I was having visions of Jumpy getting run over by pimped cars...  And JUMPY: Stop posting like, ten bloody posts in a row!!!! *whacks Jumpy*
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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01-05-2008 17:57
Don't sell the Jumpman short. What he lacks in verbal sparring skills he easily compensates for with ALL CAPS & EXCLAMATION POINTS, M@THERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
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01-05-2008 18:48
I don't know who Jumpman is, but I'm beginning to wonder if he needs a straightjacket after reading all of this.
My head is spinning!
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
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01-05-2008 18:59
For all those stout fearing believers, I submit to you all, a thread, that will prove, without a doubt that.............. THERE IS NO MOD!
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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01-05-2008 19:07
From: Tegg Bode For all those stout fearing believers, I submit to you all, a thread, that will prove, without a doubt that.............. THERE IS NO MOD! Dear Mod, why have you forsaken thee?
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Okiphia Anatine
Okiphia Rayna
Join date: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 454
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01-05-2008 19:12
From: Brenda Connolly Dear Mod, why have you forsaken thee? WHERE IS YOUR MOD NOW!? Dear mod.. make me a bird.. so i can fly far, far away from here.. dear Mod, make me a bird.. so i can fly, far far away from here...
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If you need to reach me, IM Okiphia Rayna, not Okiphia Anatine
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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01-05-2008 19:18
Are you a Mod?
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Brenda Connolly
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01-05-2008 19:42
From: Colette Meiji Are you a Mod? Oh, where's Figtree when I need him? this is set up perfectly for him. 
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Ava Glasgow
Hippie surfer chick
Join date: 27 Jan 2007
Posts: 2,172
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01-05-2008 22:23
From: Brenda Connolly Oh, where's Figtree when I need him? this is set up perfectly for him. Hmmm... looks like I'll have to come out of hiding to handle this one. From: Colette Meiji Are you a Mod? Who wants to know?  |
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Graphicguru Gustav
Accepts head scritchings!
Join date: 5 Oct 2007
Posts: 775
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ewwwwwwww!!!!
01-05-2008 22:32
From: Chris Norse Most people probably wouldn't want Jumpy's lunch. What he eats? What ever his mom has fixed for him when she calls him up from the basement. He keeps talking about moving out of his mom's basement. But she won't let him turn the garage into his pad, since that is where she parks the Yugo. OMG! I get this mental picture...it's not a pretty sight! I would be jumpy too if I were hiding old pizza under the rug, dusting crumbs off the seat in front oft the monitor, and stashing vintage porn in my mom's basement! ewwwwwwww!!!!
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Colette Meiji
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01-05-2008 22:33
From: Ava Glasgow Hmmm... looks like I'll have to come out of hiding to handle this one. Who wants to know? is a Ghostbusters quote hehe |
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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01-05-2008 22:42
From: Ava Glasgow Hmmm... looks like I'll have to come out of hiding to handle this one. Who wants to know? Ava! Welcome back to the Resid--err, General Discussion Forum. Nice obscure Who shot, BTW. I can tell Pete was not happy with the choice of location. "A bit too bleeding windy."
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Ava Glasgow
Hippie surfer chick
Join date: 27 Jan 2007
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01-06-2008 00:26
From: Raymond Figtree Ava! Welcome back to the Resid--err, General Discussion Forum. It's hard to resist a perfect opportunity to post a picture of the Who. Besides, I'm pretty sure the return of Jumpy is a sign of the apocalypse, and I'd really hate to miss out on that. |
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Wilhelm Neumann
Runs with Crayons
Join date: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 2,204
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01-06-2008 02:52
From: Ordinal Malaprop I don't remember this character at all. Does he do anything else? Has anyone taught him some tricks? he manages to say nothing and something at the same time and in a totally different language other then english yet it is , but its not. (or something like that) He is the ultimate troll but not really all at the same time mainly because he usually makes little to no sense and well then there is that language that sorta looks like english but really isn't that makes the entire issue of actualy saying anything totally pointless In other words start now and use ignore liberally. Save yourself the trouble of trying to figure it all out cause in the end it ads up to one big fat zero.
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I know the competition that will come along someday is learning from LL's mistakes. But do they have to make so many?
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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01-06-2008 03:33
From: Wilhelm Neumann He is the ultimate troll ... 
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