NUDE beach-Double standard?

It think that place takes a hard (har har) stance because once they start to make exceptions then the noob attachment plague would sneak in again! And besides if the guy shows up already revved up it kind of spoils the conceit that maybe, just maybe, you had something to do with him getting all excited!

Are you sure? I know that face any where.......I sure its Jeska Linden.....Or is that what happens to Lindens when they work for LLABS too long

Its the guys who wear speedos at "normal" beeches that have the erections.

Of course they probably are just get aroused by their own inflated ego.

Years ago I went to a nudie campsite, and the first couple my gf and me saw were over 70 I guess, and on bikes. How they managed without bodyparts getting stuck between the different bike parts, was a riddle to me.

At that moment it was proved that it is quite possible to be on nudie placed without a very well visible appendage. Hell, after that sight I could pretty well have passed for an flat chested girl i guess... and for a girl i'd be pretty ugly as well

Greetings Marcel

I live by a RL nude beach. It is considered to be rude to be walking around with a "protruding package" the men are considerate enough to make themselves less conspicous until they have themselves well in hand.....ooops that doesn't sound right...well you know what I mean

Well I did consider this, but on a nudie beach it is a bit less noticable than a man's obvious excitement lol.

Men's lower parts shrink because when the body is exposed to cold, the blood rushes to the core to protect the organs there and keep them warm. It's why your feet and hands get cold first. The male organ is mostly blood. When it is called into action, it engorges itself with blood, causing it to enlarge and...you know... At any rate, cold water has the opposite effect.

As for nipples, I have no idea. Mine are tiny and decidedly non-functional. I can't even figure out why I have them at all.

"Oh honey, you are so fine. Your hair is soft, silky, a pleasure to behold. Your eyes sparkle and reveal both your beauty and your intelligence. Let me, if I may be so bold, suggest that we go back to my place and have some nice smooth wine. Maybe, just maybe mind you, I might be allowed to shove my engorged container of blood, neh, my blood sausage into you repeatedly while yodeling."

OMG, what happened to Soji? Has someone taken over his avatar? I've always loved blood sausage... You've ruined it for me.

So we can lick them and pinch them. *wink* Notice I said *we*

As Oscar Wilde has been quoted as saying "Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives."

I assure you, I had all the nicest most noble motives imaginable. I am sorry that I have ruined blood sausage for you.

EW! I've seen those guys!! Can't scrub my retinas hard enough to remove the images!!! They're usually the ones that are either A) Buff, but look like they're smuggling grapes or B) Hairy Old Men who spill out & over the Speedos.

Never, and I mean never, did I think I would one day be defending men who choose to wear Speedos, or naked elderly people but, I truly wonder what some of you look like (RL) in a bathing suit. I'm starting to think I belong to a 'community' of fantastic bod's.

(Btw, what's wrong with hairy men?)

I would look probably pretty disgusting by beauty nazi standards undressed or in trunks
if I did that sort of thing in rl.

Absolutely nothing. I think hairy men, even hairy women are beautiful too in my book.

Nice quote choice

Don't ask that or I'll remove my shirt the next time you are at the hangout. Granted it is just the front.

I'm glad you are too!

/me nods
good.

Well I am sure I know which beach you were refering. The beach gives several warnings in the welcome hut about erections not being welcome unless in use, it also specifically warns against the use of the "Newbie Banana".

Erections are not common at any nude beach RL, nor do we expect them at our beach. We allow for modesty's sake swimwear for those who cannot afford to purchase a peice of proper equipment and those not wishing to show thier female bits. we always give a warning before removal though the multiple items you recieve upon landing at our welcome hut should suffice, so the lag excuse if you make it all the way to our dancefloor is simply that... an excuse to see what you can get away with... when on a private island we follow the owners simple requests as its what they paid for, for our use and enjoyment... we expect the same on an island created for a specific group of people...

Our rules are for everyone's enjoyment and have managed to keep our guests free of the mass IM's, unwanted solicitations, and perversion we have encountered at other Nude beaches.

I am sorry you feel you dont wish to continue your patronage of our resort... and we are fine with it... we dont force anyone to come or stay... your welcome to remain or return anytime.

[/QUOTE]Mammory memories. left over DNA that shows we are all female at point of conception. I guess the body is able to deflate those glands and render them useless in males but not make the nipples disappear Lana Tomba[/QUOTE]






No the body doesn't deflate the glands of those guys who drink too much beer and have manboobs like my boss

I did not say what beach I happened to be at when this happened..I have 5 nude beach resort landmarks in my Landmarks

I came to these forums to maintain a sense of anonimity with whichever beach I had been to and i asked a question to a group of people who i felt would not judge me but give real open honest answers. My Question was answered on the first page of this of this thread and for the most part the answers on the first page of this thread enlightened me and also helped me understand the train of the thought by the owners.

I'm very sorry that it was YOU who tried to link a profile pic to the identity of this nude beach but i refuse to mention names..I like this beach and after getting good honest open answers regarding my question my thinking about that rule changed.

At no point did i mention nor did I threaten not continuing patronage of any resort..I only mentioned knowing that I had that option as a disclaimer for all the people who would say "don't like it?..don't come>" Funny that the owner of a resort was the first to type that.


I do not know you..i do not recognise your name nor does it ring any bells with whatever beach i was refferring to.

Again I'm sorry you thought i was refferring to you.

Lana Tomba

moobs are nasty....but mipples can be sexy

hmmm you wouldn't like my boss LOL

I kinda noticed that too. Seemed very odd to me as well.

You asked a legitimate question. God forbid.

I'm with Lana and Bradley on this one - that reply from the resort owner was pretty harsh, seeing as how her resort was never named and nobody here knew which resort Lana was talking about. She wasn't even that tough on the resort - she just asked a legit question about how the situation should be handled.

I'm not a big fan of nude beaches - I get self conscious, which I know is pure stupidity in SL. But I don't think I would go to one where the management was that snippy. I'd want a place that was pretty laid back and cool.