My 'New to SL' Story...
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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08-31-2007 15:54
From: Nika Talaj Awww Troutie, you're such a cute little noob *tickles him under his chin*
Do you seriously think there aren't Masters doing this right now? Just such a helpful guy taught me how to adjust hair, something like my third day into SL.
Stick with biplanes! Keep tickling and I'll let you sit on the wing and play with the machine gun. What are we talking about, slave masters or pick-up masters? I'm neither, but this tactic is diabolical. It's like high school seniors going after freshmen. Helping newbs is wonderful. I've hung around OI myself handing out Lucrezia's folder and explaining that there really aren't any quests and how to use the search function. It makes me feel good to do it, because I remember my first day and how confused and frustrated I was. If you do it for the purpose of getting SLaid, though, then that's just weaksauce. Do you want sex now?
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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 15:56
From: Jesse Barnett Awwwww come on people, It's Friday on a holiday weekend!!!!!!!. To heck with the pie, live dangerously!!!!!
IBC Root Beer & Vanilla Bean Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do YOU want sex now?
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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08-31-2007 15:59
From: Brenda Connolly Ohhh Bavarian Creme Pie. Ach Du Lieber! I call it "The Trout Effect" If a thread goes on long enough, I'll end up eating something handed to me by a dead nazi.
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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 16:01
From: Trout Recreant I call it "The Trout Effect" If a thread goes on long enough, I'll end up eating something handed to me by a dead nazi. How about an "Eva Prune Cocktail"?
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Rooke Ayres
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Join date: 30 Dec 2006
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08-31-2007 16:03
From: Brenda Connolly Allergic to Nuts? I'd say you are in the wrong place then, Hon. I knew that was coming... 
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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 16:06
From: Rooke Ayres I knew that was coming... And yet you waited for it........
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
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08-31-2007 16:10
*peeks into thread*
OH NOES! Nazi jokes!
*runs away*
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Rooke Ayres
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Join date: 30 Dec 2006
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08-31-2007 16:17
From: Jesse Barnett ... ( taken out of quote: ) To heck with the pie, live dangerously!!!!! ... /Me throws caution to the wind; steals some of the brownies that aren't being shared, and woofles down a handfull of them. Oh crap! They did have nuts in them!  Third person now: (Very soon Rooke is swelling bigger, Bigger, and BIGGER - a giant wheezing blue balloon with strange looking red swellings and creases all over it! [its pretty disgusting to look at it]) Then suddenly, BLAM! Third person again: ( Rooke e'sploded. ) I hate it when that happens!  ... LOL
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Ashlynn Dawn
Shopping addict
Join date: 1 Feb 2004
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08-31-2007 16:18
Im not cleaning that up....
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Rooke Ayres
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08-31-2007 16:19
From: Brenda Connolly And yet you waited for it........ Of course I did. Would you have expected less of me? 
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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 16:20
From: Ashlynn Dawn Im not cleaning that up.... Damn, and it's Ann's day off....Oh Trout...*Bats Eyelashes*..would you come do me a favor Sweetie?
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Incanus Merlin
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Join date: 12 Apr 2007
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08-31-2007 16:21
From: Brenda Connolly Damn, and it's Ann's day off....Oh Trout...*Bats Eyelashes*..would you come do me a favor Sweetie? Trout! Nooooo... stay away from the light! Don't go into the light! Come back........ |
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
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08-31-2007 16:29
From: Rooke Ayres
Then suddenly, BLAM!
Third person again: ( Rooke e'sploded. )
/me stands dazed, covered with mysteriously greenish flecks of brownie. Rooke was a sploder? Is the forum a casino????? Where's my 20L? Happy Friday! ps. Be careful with that "do you want sex now" thing. I mean, if someone says yes, then the forum's a bordello as well as a casino ... and a pie restaurant ... and a mental health clinic ... |
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Ashlynn Dawn
Shopping addict
Join date: 1 Feb 2004
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08-31-2007 16:31
From: Nika Talaj /me stands dazed, covered with mysteriously greenish flecks of brownie. Rooke was a sploder? Is the forum a casino????? Where's my 20L? Happy Friday! ps. Be careful with that "do you want sex now" thing. I mean, if someone says yes, then the forum's a bordello as well as a casino ... and a pie restaurant ... and a mental health clinic ... 20L?? All I ever got out of stinkin sploders was 5L! Foul!! |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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08-31-2007 16:38
/me eyes Brenda suspiciously.
What are the mop and bucket for?
Nika - that just makes the forum like every commercial space in SL. Bordello next to dance club next to empty space where a casino used to be next to a store selling freebies next to someone's residence with an open glass first floor displaying all their BDSM toys next to banlines. This area has been zoned "Linden".
If all the Rooke sploder gives out is half-digested bits of brownie, then I don't think it counts as gambling under LL policy. Now, if it gave out grilled cheese sandwiches, that's an entirely different story.
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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08-31-2007 16:54
From: Brenda Connolly Damn, and it's Ann's day off....Oh Trout...*Bats Eyelashes*..would you come do me a favor Sweetie? EVERY day's my day off when it comes to cleaning. Besides, I thought we were outsourcing that to camping zombies.
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Rooke Ayres
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Join date: 30 Dec 2006
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08-31-2007 16:58
From: Trout Recreant ... Now, if it gave out grilled cheese sandwiches, that's an entirely different story. Next time I'll hafta eet a buncha chizbuggas before the brownies. Then the seagull furries can gamble over which pieces they get. Eeewwww!
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Incanus Merlin
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Join date: 12 Apr 2007
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08-31-2007 17:02
From: Rooke Ayres Next time I'll hafta eet a buncha chizbuggas before the brownies. Then the seagull furries can gamble over which pieces they get. Eeewwww! Now I KNOW it's a holiday in the US. Can anyone translate into something resembling the Queen's English please? (and no, that doesn't mean Received Pronounciation!) |
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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 17:15
From: Rooke Ayres Of course I did. Would you have expected less of me? To expect any less of you would be impossible.
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Rooke Ayres
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08-31-2007 18:50
From: Incanus Merlin Now I KNOW it's a holiday in the US. Can anyone translate into something resembling the Queen's English please? (and no, that doesn't mean Received Pronounciation!) "Next time I'll hafta eet a buncha chizbuggas before the brownies." I will do the honors - in my best proper English voice, but first I will spell out the translation: Next time (no translation needed here, I hope), I'll (I will) hafta (have to) eet (crude foreign accent for: eat) a buncha ( a bunch of: more than a few - several ) chizbuggas (cheeseburgers: pronunciation taken from a John Belushi "greasy spoon" [a very cheap diner] skit on Saturday Night Live) before ["I eat" is assumed] the brownies. Now, I will repeat it properly: Next time, I will have to eat several cheesburgers before I eat the brownies. See, that just wasn't as funny as the original statement. Now, was it? So, before the Spanish Inquisition has to resort to bringing out the fluffy pillows, I bid you all a found adieu for the night!
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Rooke Ayres
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08-31-2007 18:51
From: Brenda Connolly To expect any less of you would be impossible. Ouch! You wound me to the core! 
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Oryx Tempel
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08-31-2007 18:52
From: Rooke Ayres
So, before Spanish Inquisition has to resort to bringing out the fluffy pillows, I bid you all a found adieu for the night!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... |
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Brenda Connolly
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08-31-2007 18:55
From: Oryx Tempel Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... You would think at least SOMEBODY would by now........
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Oryx Tempel
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08-31-2007 18:56
From: Brenda Connolly You would think at least SOMEBODY would by now........ Especially if it's run by Dan L... |
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Rooke Ayres
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08-31-2007 18:56
From: Oryx Tempel Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... If we go any further with this then Strife will have to resort to bringing out Dennis Moore.
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