Finally, here you are. At the delcot of tondam, where doshes deave. But the doshery lutt is crenned with glauds.
Glauds! How rorm it would be to pell back to the bewl and distunk them, distunk the whole delcot, let the drokes discren them.
But you are the gostak. The gostak distims the doshes. And no glaud will vorl them from you.
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07-13-2009 10:29
Robert Caulfield: You in charge here?
Albain: See that sign there? Robert Caulfield: Yes. Albain: Well, read it. Robert Caulfield: I did. Albain: Out loud. Robert Caulfield: A&A Crop Dusting Service. Albain: You wanna know who I am? Robert Caulfield: I bet you're one of the A's. Albain: But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smartass. Robert Caulfield: The first one. Albain: Wrong. Robert Caulfield: Can I have one more guess? Albain: You got it. Robert Caulfield: The second one. Albain: Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them. Robert Caulfield: My name is Caulfield. Albain: Hey, I can't help that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert Caulfield: Mr Albaine, how much do you charge to dust a field? Albain: Twenty five dollars. Robert Caulfield: I'd like to hire your plane. Albain: That'll be a hundred dollars. Robert Caulfield: You said you charged twenty five? Albain: Twenty five dollars to dust a field, but you ain't got no field because you ain't no farmer, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert! Robert Caulfield: Okay, one hundred. Albain: One hundred and twenty five. Robert Caulfield: What? Albain: Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five. _____________________
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Your continued payment of ENTROPY qualifies you as a PREMIUM GOLD member of LIFE(tm) signing you up for a chance to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES 3 EASY STEPS 1) Forward this to at least TWO of ur favorite planets 2) Sign them up for LIFE(tm) and colect there entropic fees 3) The more you sign up, the greater YOUR chances are of WINNING FABLUOUS PRIZES!!!1!!!AAATTCTGAGUAC... _____________________
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07-13-2009 11:36
The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear some pages.
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07-13-2009 21:30
Tesla means hearts.
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it's rather sad that we remember Benjamin Franklin as the inventor of modern uses of electricitcity, but forget that it was Nickolai Tesla that came up with alternating current, while Ben was out electrocuting cows to scare people away from using it...
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Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier. What you want is simply expensive.
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I wonder who was confusing Franklin with Edison. No, really, that's just wrong.
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I wonder who was confusing Franklin with Edison. No, really, that's just wrong. Franklin and Tesla both ended up on money. I don't think Edison did. Tesla ended up broke. Edison founded the electric company that is waiting on my check. _____________________
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07-14-2009 04:19
Wasn't Benjamin Franklin a dollar bill or something?
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07-14-2009 04:37
Reincarnation. If you're very good you come back as money.
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07-14-2009 05:00
Be just my luck to get stuck in a sock and shoved under some old miser's bed.
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it's rather sad that we remember Benjamin Franklin as the inventor of modern uses of electricitcity, but forget that it was Nickolai Tesla that came up with alternating current, while Ben was out electrocuting cows to scare people away from using it... Ben enabled digital watches, pocket digital calculators, cell phones, and other battery driven devices... Tesla enabled the computer, central heat and air, and the internet, and everything you plug into a wall socket... who do YOU remember well? That Thomas Edison stole a lot of his work.  _____________________
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Wasn't Benjamin Franklin a dollar bill or something? Go fly a kite. _____________________
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I shouted at the page "CERN is a particle accelerator! You can't miss the thing, it's only several kilometers across!"
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I wonder who was confusing Franklin with Edison. No, really, that's just wrong. glad someone realized WHY I posted that snippet here (I pulled it from a another forum I'm on) _____________________
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07-14-2009 11:20
Your Grace, this is General Snippet. He's a real general.
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07-14-2009 11:31
Last night? When was that?
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Stand aside! I'll demonstrate, the power at my command!
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07-15-2009 11:58
Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.
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07-15-2009 12:05
I don't much care for the time I was born into. It seems people aren't dying fast enough these days. They call upon science to invent new, more efficient weapons to depopulate the earth.
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07-15-2009 12:14
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
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