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Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
11-07-2008 16:45
/me is in a silly mood. =^-^=

In Real Life: You have to learn to walk.

In Second Life: You have to learn to sit.
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In Real Life: You're born naked and eventually graduate to wearing clothing.

In Second Life: You're born fully clothed and eventually graduate to looking "correct" naked.
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In Real Life: Average looking people are common and the overly attractive are socially suspect.

In Second Life: Overly attractive people are common and average appearance is socially suspect (Noobie T. Griefer).
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Nehehe =^-^= Keep going? (^_^)y
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
11-07-2008 16:54
Where's Yakov Smirnoff when we need him?

"In Soviet Union, you can't find a party. The Party finds you."
Blot Brickworks
The end of days
Join date: 28 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,076
11-07-2008 17:53
In RL ..When the Wife asks me to tile the bathroom,it might take me 6 months!!!!

Here it can take me a click!!..............RL ha a lot to learn from SL.
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Phil Deakins
Prim Savers = low prims
Join date: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 9,537
11-07-2008 18:01
In RL you drop your pants to get your dick out.

In SL you get your dick out and then drop your pants.
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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
11-07-2008 18:04
From: Phil Deakins
In RL you drop your pants to get your dick out.

In SL you get your dick out and then drop your pants.


Uh, that is preferable as opposed to seeing the lumpless mound of pubic hair with no sausage attached,
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Argos Hawks
Eclectically Esoteric
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,037
11-07-2008 20:16
In RL, you get a chance to vote for property tax increases, and you can vote out anyone that pushes them through without a vote.

In SL, about the best you can do is burn the Mporer in effigy.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
11-07-2008 20:29
One year married in real - paper anniversary.
One year married in sl - silver anniversary.
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Cappy Frantisek
Open Source is the Devil!
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 400
11-08-2008 01:22
in rl - if you have sex for money you go to jail (unless you happen to be the ex-gov of NY)

in sl - if you have sex for money your just another resident
FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
11-08-2008 02:04
In SL us guys our sex organs can be unattached and reattached with single click of button
In RL if a guy does this...major problems occur and you need to seek medical attention promptly.
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Phil Deakins
Prim Savers = low prims
Join date: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 9,537
11-08-2008 04:26
From: Briana Dawson
Uh, that is preferable as opposed to seeing the lumpless mound of pubic hair with no sausage attached,
And that's the very reason for it.
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Sassy Romano
Registered User
Join date: 27 Feb 2008
Posts: 619
11-08-2008 04:42
In RL nobody cares about who i am in SL

You can fill in the opposite
Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
11-08-2008 04:47
From: Brenda Connolly
Where's Yakov Smirnoff when we need him?

"In Soviet Union, you can't find a party. The Party finds you."

Is it replacing e pluribus unum?
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Milla Alexandre
Milla Alexandre
Join date: 22 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,759
11-08-2008 08:26
In real life we talk to our pets......

In Second Life....our pets talk back.... :eek:


In real life, traveling requires a plane ticket or a lengthy car ride and plenty of fuel.

In Second Life, traveling requires the correct URL and a mouse click. ;)


In real life if you cornered in a dark alley by a seedy character with a weapon.....you're probably screwed....

In second Life if you get cornered in a dark alley by a seedy character... ((hey do you have any cigarettes in your inventory cause I think my guy should be smoking in this scene)) :p
Kelli May
karmakanic
Join date: 7 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,135
11-08-2008 08:31
From: Milla Alexandre
...In real life, traveling requires a plane ticket or a lengthy car ride and plenty of fuel.

In Second Life, traveling requires the correct URL and a mouse click. ;)

Assuming a stable grid.
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
11-08-2008 08:36
From: Amaranthim Talon
Is it replacing e pluribus unum?

That may take a 2nd term.



Real Life is real

Second Life isn't
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
11-08-2008 09:42
In real life we stroke our cats
In SL THEY stroke us!
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
11-08-2008 09:44
From: Milla Alexandre

In real life if you cornered in a dark alley by a seedy character with a weapon.....you're probably screwed....
:p

In second life if you cornered in a dark alley by a seedy character with a weapon.....you're STILL screwed....
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
11-08-2008 09:55
From: Jig Chippewa
In second life if you cornered in a dark alley by a seedy character with a weapon.....you're STILL screwed....


But only if you hop on a poseball.
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
11-08-2008 14:14
In Real men tell you they love you after sex and then walk away
In Sl men tell you they love you after sex and then fly away

In Real vampires dont exist
In Sl vampires own the mall
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Blot Brickworks
The end of days
Join date: 28 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,076
11-08-2008 18:58
In RL when you want to create Something you just get on with it.

In SL, to create,your arm goes up in the frigging air like a demented Adolf,frigging,Hitler.
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Blots Plot @ THE OLD MERMAID INN
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dunbeath
/206/85/26

http://phillplasma.com/2009/05/01/blots-plot-the-old-mermaid-inn/
Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
11-08-2008 22:40
/me whips off her pants and waves them in salute.
Solar Legion
Darkness from Light
Join date: 9 Dec 2006
Posts: 434
11-08-2008 23:09
/begin sarcasm module

In RL: People actually know the difference between a Government/World and a Private company/Computer Program

In SL: People think they have a say in the way the 'government' alters the 'world'.

/end sarcasm module
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
11-08-2008 23:19
From: Brenda Connolly
/me whips off her pants and waves them in salute.
I think some of these posters post certain things just so you'll take your pants off.
:cool:
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
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SuezanneC Baskerville
Forums Rock!
Join date: 22 Dec 2003
Posts: 14,229
11-08-2008 23:27
Merging and changing two previous posts, I produce:

In Second Life, if you don't like the way" the government" runs "the world", you can just close your account and keep your money.

In Real Life, if you don't like the way the government runs the world, you're just screwed.
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
11-09-2008 01:53
From: Cappy Frantisek
in rl - if you have sex for money you go to jail (unless you happen to be the ex-gov of NY)

in sl - if you have sex for money your just another resident

depends on where you live.... Nevada aint so far away from me, yeah even in the US

in SL you don't like how things are run, you take your money and walk away
in RL you don't like how things are run, your money gets taken, and you get to walk away (if you're lucky)

dark alley in SL.... Mute, Freez, Ban, build signs that say "lookit da idiot" and sell popcorn and charge to take pictures with him. notice the lack of eject =)

IN SL you get great pick up lines like, "mak sexxies now"....
In RL you get great pick up lines like, "Nice boots...."

having a period in in SL generally requires a (user) operation
not having one in RL generally requires one too (or waiting a long time)

in SL anyone can be beautiful for a price...
in RL .... ok so it just costs more

In RL you can make plays on words that sound similar
In SL you make them on words that LOOK similar
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