Oh a 3 day weekend ahead!
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Stormy Dyrssen
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02-15-2008 14:59
From: Derbor Torok We know how to tiptoe around stilettos, or drink champagne from stilettos.. walking in them is still a challenge for us... Exactly! thus the required training and it is why only certified man whores may join the chase..  .d Will they be Trout Certified Man Whores?
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
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02-15-2008 15:03
Trout Certified Man Whores is one of Frank Zappa's most underrated side projects.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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02-15-2008 15:10
From: Raymond Figtree Now you tell me...  That's why I always have someone try out an activity before I do. Thanks for testing the stilletto/pitchfork/torch sprint theory for me, Ray. I've decided it's dangerous based on your results so I won't be participating. The "underrated works" gag is still one of my all time favorites.
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
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02-15-2008 15:15
From: Trout Recreant That's why I always have someone try out an activity before I do. Thanks for testing the stilletto/pitchfork/torch sprint theory for me, Ray. I've decided it's dangerous based on your results so I won't be participating. Oh, that's not me. That's the guy I beat up for calling me an Uncertified Man Whore. I didn't put on those stillettos and go through all your rigorous after hours tests to be called Uncertified. From: Trout Recreant The "underrated works" gag is still one of my all time favorites. I'm glad Oryx inspired me to take that old stand-by out of the comedy cabinet.
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Derbor Torok
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02-15-2008 15:15
From: Stormy Dyrssen Will they be Trout Certified Man Whores? I think it was Nika who was certifying man whores... but I am not sure if she found any secure enough in their slutiness to actually send photos. .d |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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02-15-2008 15:39
From: Derbor Torok I think it was Nika who was certifying man whores... but I am not sure if she found any secure enough in their slutiness to actually send photos.
.d Yep. I stick to women, mostly because I have no legitimate frame of reference for men. George Clooney is about as attractive to me as Gilbert Gottfried. I just can't be accurate with men. I've been repelling women since I was a teenager, though, so I know all about them. I mean, I don't know what it's like to actually talk to one and get a positive response, unless you count being sprayed with peper spray as a positive response (which I DON'T), but I know what I find attractive about them (and it's NOT their pepper spray) and what I love about them (I don't love their propensity to spray me with pepper spray). /me rubs his eyes, sniffles and coughs. I need to go rinse this stuff off now.
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Stormy Dyrssen
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02-15-2008 15:50
From: Derbor Torok I think it was Nika who was certifying man whores... but I am not sure if she found any secure enough in their slutiness to actually send photos.
.d That's a shame! Secure slutty men, so hard to find these days............. 
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Kira Cuddihy
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02-15-2008 16:03
From: Stormy Dyrssen That's a shame! Secure slutty men, so hard to find these days............. If you find one, please let me know. I am sure I have a spare collar somewhere in my inventory that we can throw on him. |
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Stormy Dyrssen
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02-15-2008 16:39
From: Kira Cuddihy If you find one, please let me know. I am sure I have a spare collar somewhere in my inventory that we can throw on him. Looks like I'm pet hunting tonight! Get that collar ready!
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Trout Recreant
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02-15-2008 16:41
From: Stormy Dyrssen Looks like I'm pet hunting tonight! Get that collar ready! Looks like I'm laying low tonight. Maybe I'll log on Mumfuzz the Cartel Moneyman. I was thinking about turning him into a woman and teaching him to strip so we could afford more chlorine for the hot tub at the hangout. I'm not getting in that thing until it's been sanitized.
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Kira Cuddihy
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02-15-2008 16:46
From: Stormy Dyrssen Looks like I'm pet hunting tonight! Get that collar ready! Pulls her spare collar out of inventory twriling it around her finger whistling softly to herself. There is one over there Stormy adding chlorine to the hot tub. Grab him quick, we need to teach him a lesson about runing around in the nude wearing red stilletos. |
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Ann Launay
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02-15-2008 17:13
From: Trout Recreant I mean, I don't know what it's like to actually talk to one and get a positive response Hmph. As a friend of mine likes to say, LIES! It may be true that you don't know what to DO with the positive responses, but that isn't the same thing at all.
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Stormy Dyrssen
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02-15-2008 17:31
From: Kira Cuddihy Pulls her spare collar out of inventory twriling it around her finger whistling softly to herself. There is one over there Stormy adding chlorine to the hot tub. Grab him quick, we need to teach him a lesson about runing around in the nude wearing red stilletos. * gets into her tackle position..........
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Joseph Abel
Leaves no pawprints...
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02-15-2008 17:35
From: Stormy Dyrssen * gets into her tackle position.......... Run Trout!! Run!! **pause** Wait...what am I saying? Stay still Trout!! Stay still!!
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Melissa Zerbino
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02-15-2008 22:56
From: Stormy Dyrssen That's a shame! Secure slutty men, so hard to find these days............. /me raises his hand. |
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Melissa Zerbino
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02-15-2008 22:58
From: Kira Cuddihy If you find one, please let me know. I am sure I have a spare collar somewhere in my inventory that we can throw on him. Secure, slutty and in control of myself. No need for a collar/ Still, if it makes you feel safer, what the hell. |