"Blingtard" is one of the 7 stages of SL avatar enlightenment. It comes right after noob-with-a-box-on-my-head.
I wonder what the other 5 stages of avatar enlightenment are...
start building ?
settle down ?
...
Any suggestions ?
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Ceejay Whitfield
*~Living the second ~*
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03-05-2008 07:59
I wonder what the other 5 stages of avatar enlightenment are... start building ? settle down ? ... Any suggestions ? |
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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03-05-2008 08:03
I wonder what the other 5 stages of avatar enlightenment are... start building ? settle down ? ... Any suggestions ? The 7th and highest stage is the metaphysical state of being know as Chris Norse. So far only I have attained it. _____________________
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
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03-05-2008 08:08
Hmm...I remember learning that necklaces could be fit to my neck as it should be and not floating around my neck and high above my shoulders.
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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03-05-2008 08:08
Not sure where it will fall- but: First heartbreak- followed by "I'm going to leave" followed by, "Hell no", followed by moving on with life, followed by second heartbreak followed by "oh well" followed by realization you can't really get your heart broken cause SL is your first love
 and we are damn lucky to have the people to share it all with so enjoy each day as it comes Somewhere ahead of all that was the realization that pose balls exist...ooohhhh |
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Colette Meiji
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03-05-2008 08:08
The 7th and highest stage is the metaphysical state of being know as Chris Norse. So far only I have attained it. LOL Chris Norse is the SL Alias of Chuck Norris http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/  |
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Ceejay Whitfield
*~Living the second ~*
Join date: 3 Aug 2007
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03-05-2008 08:09
The 7th and highest stage is the metaphysical state of being know as Chris Norse. So far only I have attained it. ROFLMAO Chris... You must be wrong as the highest stage is the metaphyscial state of being known as Ceejay Whitfield The one and only, noone else will ever reach THAT stage lol  (took a lot of sweat and tears to get to that state though...) NO honestly... any other suggestions ? |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
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03-05-2008 08:11
I think that's really subjective. I mean, for me, it was a lot of things having to do with appearance...prim hair, nice skins, Neko bits, good clothes, AOs, etc. On the other hand, someone who's in SL primarily to create content is probably going to have different standards of 'enlightenment.' The complexity of a build, the realism of their custom textures, their first scripting success, and so on.
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Ceejay Whitfield
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03-05-2008 08:14
Not sure where it will fall- but: First heartbreak- followed by "I'm going to leave" followed by, "Hell no", followed by moving on with life, followed by second heartbreak followed by "oh well" followed by realization you can't really get your heart broken cause SL is your first love and we are damn lucky to have the people to share it all with so enjoy each day as it comes Somewhere ahead of all that was the realization that pose balls exist...ooohhhh Totally agree Amaranthim... but I guess you forgot "I´m beeing cheated" and "Aaah... that´s how I get rid off that akdjdakgjas person" |
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Damien1 Thorne
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03-05-2008 08:14
The 7th stage is Ann making pies
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Amaranthim Talon
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03-05-2008 08:15
I did find MoxZ's input to match my own- with me it was hair though
the hair doesnt have to leave me half bald!Pose stands are your friends |
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Brann Georgia
Spits infinitives
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03-05-2008 08:17
Besides the Chris Norse stage, there is the point in time when you realize that it's okay to log off sometimes, SL can coexist with RL, it will still be there when you return, and that sleep is necessary and a good thing.
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Cunundrum Alcott
A Sardonic Pessimist
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03-05-2008 08:19
TBO I enjoy the game much less now than I did a year ago. Instead of 'enlightenment' the list should be, stages of ennui
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Colette Meiji
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03-05-2008 08:20
TBO I enjoy the game much less now than I did a year ago. Instead of 'enlightenment' the list should be, stages of ennui Thats kind of true, People tend to spend vast amounts of time in SL until the novelty wears off, then people spend less. |
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Royce Boa
RAGE: President
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03-05-2008 08:21
Being talked to rather than abused by strangers.
Freebie clothes that don't suck. new shape - custom face Prim hair. Seeing myself "animate" nicely at a club. Payment info online... The rest is history. lol |
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Brenda Connolly
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03-05-2008 08:24
TBO I enjoy the game much less now than I did a year ago. Instead of 'enlightenment' the list should be, stages of ennui That in itself can be enlightening. You discover what perspective to put SL into your life. _____________________
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Cunundrum Alcott
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03-05-2008 08:27
That in itself can be enlightening. You discover what perspective to put SL into your life. One of the most enlightening things I ever did was not play for several months. It was incredible. Of course....I came back _____________________
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Wulfric Chevalier
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03-05-2008 08:34
That in itself can be enlightening. You discover what perspective to put SL into your life. Or lose all perspective. |
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Isablan Neva
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03-05-2008 09:01
Noob: Hey, I'm fresh off Orientation Island and still can't walk. Wanna see me put a box on my head?
Blingtard: Aren't I glorious in my glitter and high fashion? I spent over $15k L on hair, skins, shoes, clothes, bling and accessories for this avatar. Homesteader: I have a McMansion that spans half a sim. Come sit on my 200 prim couch. Builder: I can't believe people build 200 prim couches. What idiots. Non-human avatar: Dear Gods! I look just like every other avatar in SL. I need to do something creative. Anti-shopper: I no longer care. I refuse to wear shoes or change my clothes more often than once every 6 months. Flying Spaghetti Monster: wax on...wax off. _____________________
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Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
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03-05-2008 09:03
The 7th and highest stage is the metaphysical state of being know as Chris Norse. So far only I have attained it. Sort of the peter principle thing, right? hehe |
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
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03-05-2008 09:05
Sort of the perter principle thing, right? hehe No, Colette was the closest. But Chuck Norris is MY AVATAR. _____________________
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William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL |
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Yosef Okelly
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03-05-2008 09:05
Besides the Chris Norse stage, there is the point in time when you realize that it's okay to log off sometimes, SL can coexist with RL, it will still be there when you return, and that sleep is necessary and a good thing. Heritic!! |
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Ann Launay
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03-05-2008 09:06
The 7th stage is Ann making pies lol, I picked up this giant freebie pie from a sim opening...it has four poses so you can sit in it and eat, take a pie bath, or have a couple versions of intimate relations with it. _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Cunundrum Alcott
A Sardonic Pessimist
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03-05-2008 09:08
lol, I picked up this giant freebie pie from a sim opening...it has four poses so you can sit in it and eat, take a pie bath, or have a couple versions of intimate relations with it. That reminds me of a movie.. _____________________
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Ann Launay
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03-05-2008 09:09
That reminds me of a movie.. It's biiiiiiig though...took up almost my entire living room. _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Brenda Connolly
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03-05-2008 09:13
Or lose all perspective. Either way, it's enlightenment of a sort. _____________________
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