Top ten signs you're an SL junkie:

This probably won't make any sense to anyone who doesn't use art programs...but here it goes I make lot of textures for SL.
Reccently I was in bathroom on toilet and I looked down and I thought someone used Desolve too much.
Then I realized I had been making too many textures for SL.
Also I am getting use to having people not hear or acknowledge you in RL like in SL you assume its because of Lag.

The product says "no transfat" and you mistake it for "no transfer"

(This really happened to me last week LOL)

and then, gravity takes over!, lol, thats the thing, the metaverse has no gravity

lol, i used to think the same thing!


yea, im not the kind to soncufse SL with RL, as i am only on SL for like 2 or 3 hours of my day, due to work and crap, but yea, i don't take it that far, as i said, i am not on it alot of the time

OMG. I do that all the time.

I also find myself literally viewing textures and prim counts in RL.

I attempt to Alt-Left Click on websites at least once a day and on more than one occasion in RL have thought about it when I've seen someone cute turn a corner.

I know I'm an SL junkie everyday when I get home from my RL job. I walk into the door with a splitting headache sometimes, only wanting a cup of coffee and a couple of minutes to unwind quietly before the chaos of the evening starts. And I have 2 children who both want to tell me about their day, at the same time.....talking over each other, etc. And I think.......why, oh why didn't I disable voice in this house.

when u login for 10-12 hours every day even when u know u might aswell not login at all and watch tv

Were you able to buy it? I mean, did it appear in your inventory then?

I was looking for a meeting in my building, and wished i had the minimap to see where the green dots were....

honestly


imogen

The Marauder's Map!
(Harry Potter)

Now if you could click on the dots and see their Profile ........
... and what they had for breakfast (before they digested it)(or even chewed it)

And now the Muse is flowing ...

You're at the RL meeting.
You KNOW that x is nodding off.
But how the hell does he stop "AWAY" from appearing over his head ????

You take a bathing costume when visiting friends because you expect them to have a hot tub.

i have to ask
what is ao?
who is ruth??

lets see what i have done
i have done #1 and #8 and #10 and when i woke up to the cats waking me up this moring
i want to point and click them to get them off mybed!! lol

Before leaving for work, you make sure you aren't wearing any clickable attachments.

unless you have one of those kind of jobs.

True story: I often forget to put on underclothes in SL, as they're pretty much useless and seen by no one. The other day as I got ready to go to RL work, I completely forgot to put on panties. I didn't even realize it until I was AT work, and walking up the stairs. To make matters worse, I was wearing a short denim skirt... not TOO short; this was work, mind you, but still above the knee. ARGH. I was so paranoid all day.

/me always keeps a spare set of undies; bra, panties, pantyhose, and shoes in her car, just in case.

You get to work, and you look around for the pole.

A co-worker throws something into your tip jar (bin) and you feel grateful.

OMG Funniest thing ever. ROFL!!!

Except in the case of that skirt you were wearing today.

what's RL?

yeah but I wouldn't wear that to RL work, now would I?

And you work where, exactly, Oryx?

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