I have my IMs forwarded to an email account. That way I can check and see what awaits me before I even log on.
Then there are my alts. Oh those wonderful alts. Not too social, not in any groups. No IMs…alts.
Then there are my alts. Oh those wonderful alts. Not too social, not in any groups. No IMs…alts.

sounds like me and my alts
my alts never get msgs and only one is in a group
heh