Something funny

Those were hysterically funny times. I second the funeral/wedding and the tiny car escapades. Here's another:

Recently I was building something in my shop. I don't even remember what, but I hit one of those patches where I just stare at my mess of prims and don't really know what to do next. I started idly flipping through random textures, hoping for some sort of inspiration, when I happened upon a picture of Abraham Lincoln's face with an alpha texture surrounding it. Weird. I have no idea where it came from, and I know I didn't make it.

So, I abandoned my project and slapped it onto a prim, attached the prim to my nose, sized, adjusted, and BANG. The world's worst Abe Lincoln mask floating about an inch in front of my face. It was so stupid I couldn't help laughing, so off I went to the hangout, and before long, there were about a dozen people there running around with silly Abe Lincoln masks.

I'm Abe Lincoln.
No I'M Abe Lincoln.
You aren't Abe Lincoln, I'm Abe Lincoln
etc.

There are pictures floating around, but it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, and it left me feeling good for quite a while.

This is my attempt to play Mayan football... it really hurt...
No, I'm not good at sports.
How did you guess?

I was hanging out with some friends of mine when a friend of theirs, but whom I'd never met, came up wearing a VERY small set of lingerie that she was designing. We all said hello, then the first thing that she ever said to me was "Hey Oryx, can you zoom in on my crotch and make sure these panties aren't crooked?" Errr... umm... sure... *awkward moment while I zoom and check* "Nope, you're fine." We're the best of friends now.

I can totally relate but I would be the one asking about my crotch.
Crotch issues are very important to me often totally single minded about design.
I have several times shown my crotch either to other friends or avatars I might met or even on the forum few times for crotch feed back when totally absorbed on crotch design issue.
Numerous times I have asked others to look at my crotch for flaws or advise about my crotch.
It about design stuff I am trying to figure out not the rated X type! Hehe
Sadly still got issues with my crotch issues, male avatar crotch is such a pain.

I wonder how many out-of-context quotes we can get out of this post and the previous one to use in our signatures!

Yeah seriously name and shame please name and shame lol.

It's against Forum guidelines. Two demerits for suggesting it.

Me and a Ozzie friend helping a newbie who had a broom stuck to his hand for five days and who thought he had been given a job as a street sweeper by the Lindens when he joined. We met him miserably sweeping a road in Mimas. This is honest truth. He was pathetically grateful when we showed him how to detach it.

There was also an English bloke who visited my place for a quiet intellectual evening with my partner and me, and a girl we knew. His willy was ginormous and he was also stuck with it. In teh end I told him to sling it over his shoulder and pretend he was a gas pump when it went limp. It was really hard discussing cubism staring at that masterpiece of sl engineering.

Now THAT is funny!

I've told the story before about the time I was talking with a guy from Spain. He must have assumed I was in Ireland, because a reference was made to my being in the US Eastern Time Zone. I swear I heard a sigh as he said "Oh. You're American. I don't want to talk to you then".

Yeah, well we didn't wanna say anything Brenda ...

Haha Do you ask strangers about your crotch too?
Laughs also hilariously at Jig's story about her Guest with crotch issues.
So if its flexible, long and spherical and goes over the shoulder pixels, does that mean it can't be Cubism prim expression?
Hehe