Is this a legally binding contract?
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Walker Moore
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Join date: 14 May 2006
Posts: 1,458
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10-09-2007 06:43
From: someone The object 'Second Life' has sent you a message from Second Life:
Your object 'Jetski Prototype v0.8' has been returned to your inventory lost and found folder by Walker Moore from parcel <censored> at <censored> 16, 143.975.
= Second Life is owned by Walker Moore It is? There's gonna be some changes around here!  What single change would you first make, if you woke up one morning, checked your email and discovered you owned Second Life? |
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Broccoli Curry
I am my alt's alt's alt.
Join date: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,660
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10-09-2007 06:46
I'd replace the "Ruth" shape/clothes with a gay ageplaying Gorean furry in Nazi uniform.
Broccoli
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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10-09-2007 06:46
From: Walker Moore It is? There's gonna be some changes around here! What single change would you first make, if you woke up one morning, checked your email and discovered you owned Second Life? *gets done pounding the stake of my giant "For Sale" Sign into the ground* hmm? ohh nothing |
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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10-09-2007 06:49
All your L$ are belong to me.
P2
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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10-09-2007 06:51
From: Walker Moore It is? There's gonna be some changes around here! What single change would you first make, if you woke up one morning, checked your email and discovered you owned Second Life? Burn it to the ground and collect the insurance.
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,468
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10-09-2007 06:58
Hmmm .. Bilbo .. Linden ....... Bilbo ............ Linden ......
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Wulfric Chevalier
Give me a Fish!!!!
Join date: 22 Dec 2006
Posts: 947
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10-09-2007 07:03
From: Walker Moore It is?
There's gonna be some changes around here! So it's all your fault then? I know a few peple would like a word about VAT...and gambling....and ageplay... and lag....and... |
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Walker Moore
Fоrum Unregular
Join date: 14 May 2006
Posts: 1,458
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10-09-2007 07:08
Give me time to relocate the server farms to my tax haven! ...and then the anarchy will begin! =D
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Walker Moore
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Join date: 14 May 2006
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10-09-2007 07:10
From: Phoenix Psaltery All your L$ are belong to me. I like this idea. 
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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10-09-2007 07:13
Oh No! Someone set up us the Lag.
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nand Nerd
Flexi Fanatic
Join date: 4 Oct 2005
Posts: 427
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10-09-2007 07:38
From: Brenda Connolly Oh No! Someone set up us the Lag. Fantastic follow-on snowclone!
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www.nandnerd.info
http://ordinalmalaprop.com/forum - Ordinal Malaprop's Scripting Forum
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-09-2007 07:48
Can I be the Minister of Vice and Corruption?
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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ArchTx Edo
Mystic/Artist/Architect
Join date: 13 Feb 2005
Posts: 1,993
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10-09-2007 08:44
Put the LL staff to work on fixing bugs and stabalizing the platform.
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 VRchitecture Model Homes at http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shona/60/220/30 http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&MerchantID=2240 http://shop.onrez.com/Archtx_Edo
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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10-09-2007 08:50
1. Fire the LL software maintenance team and replace them with Nicholaz Beresford.
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Johan Laurasia
Fully Rezzed
Join date: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,394
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10-09-2007 09:52
Make whining in the forums a ToS violation.  |
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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10-09-2007 09:55
From: Johan Laurasia Make whining in the forums a ToS violation. Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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Tristin Mikazuki
Sarah Palin ROCKS!
Join date: 9 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,012
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10-09-2007 09:55
From: Lindal Kidd 1. Fire the LL software maintenance team and replace them with Nicholaz Beresford. hehe GREAT idea |
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Lizz Silverstar
Living in the Moment
Join date: 12 Nov 2006
Posts: 192
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10-09-2007 14:43
From: Lindal Kidd 1. Fire the LL software maintenance team and replace them with Nicholaz Beresford. This is the best idea I have heard in a long time... Give him their combined salaries as well! He has fixed more bugs in his spare time then they have working full time.. |
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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10-09-2007 14:46
From: Trout Recreant Can I be the Minister of Vice and Corruption? You mean You aren't? O.o? land....land.....ummm longer skirts and prozac in every hand? oh and make Raymond and Trout walk around in skimpy clothing...yeah..... seriously: fire the tech,software and customer service team. then head hunt from the more successful MMOs. addendum: Make February 29th SecondLife Forum The Sky is falling day.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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10-09-2007 16:46
From: Maggie McArdle You mean You aren't? O.o?
land....land.....ummm longer skirts and prozac in every hand?
oh and make Raymond and Trout walk around in skimpy clothing...yeah.....
seriously: fire the tech,software and customer service team. then head hunt from the more successful MMOs.
addendum: Make February 29th SecondLife Forum The Sky is falling day. You get a longer skirt, but Ray and I have to wear skimpy clothes? Something is seriously wrong with that.
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A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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10-09-2007 16:51
From: Trout Recreant You get a longer skirt, but Ray and I have to wear skimpy clothes? Something is seriously wrong with that. Hey, Walker owns this place. I'm sure he's got something to say about which sex wears the skimpy clothes. |
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Jessica Elytis
Goddess
Join date: 7 Oct 2005
Posts: 1,783
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10-09-2007 16:51
From: Walker Moore What single change would you first make, if you woke up one morning, checked your email and discovered you owned Second Life? A complete revamp of Customer Support. ~Jessy
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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10-09-2007 16:57
From: Oryx Tempel Hey, Walker owns this place. I'm sure he's got something to say about which sex wears the skimpy clothes. Trout has to keep covered up until/unless he gets a light for trout junior. |
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Raudf Fox
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Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
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10-09-2007 17:04
From: Jessica Elytis A complete revamp of Customer Support.
~Jessy You'd be better off with a mass bonfire.. I mean firing. Me: I'd find a way to slay the Backend Lag Monster. This would require great skills, a large sacrifice of the incompetent, a feast for the masses, and a dragging of the booty back to this side of the ocean.
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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10-09-2007 17:05
Seriously, to answer the question. If I woke up and found out that I owned SL, which by definition meant that I owned LL, I'd call up my CPA, Financial Advisors, Stockbrokers, etc etc and discuss going public. This would mean more accountability to paying customers, accountability to stockholders, and an actual business plan. It would also give me a lot more money to hire awesome staff (including HR and Tech Support). Of course I'd only release 49% of my stocks to the public so that I could maintain voting control.
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