Whine without actually whining

Smarmy post which, despite its superficially neutral language, is an obvious attempt to provoke a reaction from Macphisto.

Quoting, in its entirety, the longest post on record in the SL forums, then simply adding "Me too" as my own reply.

Vague, meandering post that has absolutely nothing to do with anything previously discussed in thread.

Post quoting post above but switching all the words around and then saying "Fixed."

Re-iterating pretty much word for word the same dubious arguments already covered in each of 5 previous posts.

Statement about Dakota being a member of a secret society that the Lab favors (why else could he get away with this stuff?!?) and invoking the Godwin card in his treatment of me.

Stomp out with another "This is what is wrong with the boards" statement.

this isa raant about howe awful LL is for allowyng womin to-be min, and min to-be womin.
why... if we will bii doing age vearafamication, doont wii also haave tooo havee sex verificamation???...U no, where LL wil not only check wat year yur auto is, but check under it's hood!
i am offended by the eloof way the lyndins avoid contact with comun jenderless and ajeless folks like us. Wii CoUNT fo sumpin11111!!!!!!! so Dang nab it! check under our hoods!!!!11111

(and YeS...I ame Reelie a NaM...wanna cee???!!!111)

Sulky, self-righteous and unnecessary post pointing out to whomever cares that this sort of rampant hostility is precisely why I no longer post in threads like this one.

10 paragraph post flaming Graphics obvious misuse of the english language, then post an ad for my store, event, island sale

Random post using Furries, Goreans, FIC and Resmods to point out why all the other posters were just flaming.

Ends post with a LOLCAT that has nothing to do with post.

Sleezy naming names, complaints about Copyright violations, and literary sim owner's seduction attempts on unsuspecting, bookworm escort who sells copyrighted material to pay pimp master.

Freaking bring back asap:
- Casino's
- Banking
- Ageplay
We pay for the freaking game and its my right to try and lure people into loosing money at my banks and casino's. If you do not bring these three things back I will leave SL for ever and that is your loss as I contributed more to SL as any living person in SL.

And why can't people use normal english (yes you Graph!) when even I can (well a to a certian degree).

And why doesn't Claire post that much anymore. Graph's fault as well I bet.

And why can't I name names? Why can't I say I blame Graph for everything?

And why are you all such a bunch of whiners? Go and play WOW. Much more stable too.

Why the hell am I posting in this useless thread. No one is going to do anything about it anyway.

Damn...

Marcel

Compulsory angry note that the sky is falling and request for everyone's stuff

Fruitless attempt to calm the waters by parsing previous posts to claim that everyone posting in this thread agrees with everyone else despite apparent surface differences.

Edit to add - "Can't we all just be friends?"

Edit again to add - "If you think this is flamage, you should see [insert name of other message board here]"

Edit again to apologize for repeated editing.

Post explaining about how I won't dignify Macphisto's accusations with a response, ignoring the irony of the fact that I just did, in fact, post a response.

Condescending post explaining patiently and at length to Maggie why she should be less judgemental and really has no right to complain about Graph's post.

Long-winded post full of "reach for the dictionary" words explaining the sanctity of the English language and impugning the intelligence of anyone who would actually post with out proper grammar and punctuation.

Gratuitous commentary about how it makes my brain itch and my eyes bleed.

Out of context rant about how I'm not included in anything unless I agree with the majority, while failing to identify the majority opinion I disagree with and failing to cite one instance where anyone has given me any grief for expressing my opinion.

Compare the forum members to NAZIS!!! Goosestepping, funny-hat-wearing, Seig Heiling NAZZZIIII111SSS!

There. IcanhazGodwin?

Snarky quip about how Amaranthim's proper-grammar screed included the phrase "with out", which is nonstandard usage. Unwittingly, I include a missspelled word.

Repost of the name "Trout Recreant", with an image of an arrow pointing at it.

Points out that Neither one of the Dakotas has advanced past 1953, and that if they had gotten it right on the first try, they wouldn't have needed two states, then offers TehBaldy some Rogaine.

Upbeat post about the thread being too long to read entirely and for everyone to cheer up and stop complaining...while complaining about everyone being so negative and adding the poster's view into the mix just to stir it up a little bit.
oh, and the compulsory lolcat.

and popcorn

and pie

scathing retort, while supporting Kaimi's points, about how it only takes a minute to use punctuation and how Graphic is just being lazy, then posts a 3 paragraph ramble about enablers on the forums.

post going off on a tangent about everyone being entitled to their opinions and how this is why the forums have become so nasty and how everyone needs to take a chill pill and spouting every little detail and knock ever gone against them...treating everytime someone disagrees with them as a personal attack by the 'clique' and ranting about every little thing...

then followed by YMMV and just my 2 cents....

Gentle, yet urgent, suggestion that it's not good when I get angry...