You know, when I was a kid and we would have blackouts (power outages) the family would light some candles and we'd play stupid games to pass the time.
Build your own drama thread:
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Post (1) Crabby post about being in the middle of ___________ and how LL might as well just unplug the servers.
End with misspelled swear words and many !!!!111111
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Isablan Neva
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04-25-2008 22:26
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Tarina Sewell
Just Browsing Thank you
Join date: 20 Jul 2007
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04-25-2008 22:27
I could not rezz my boat. dang it heck and sugar foot.!!!!!
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
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04-25-2008 22:41
Tranparent alt account post accusing the last 2 posters of being a clique.
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Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
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04-25-2008 22:43
Patronizing snarky comment about how people should get a real life.
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
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04-25-2008 23:33
GOOD GOING Linden LAGS!1!! I was in the middle of building a new Goreian kasino when problems started now I lost L$27,004 in upload FEES I PAID to U for my textures this is Terrible I pay my RENT and I expect U 2 PAY I will LEAVE 2moro if not fixed for GOOD! U FALE!11!!!1
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Kismet Karuna
Tosser
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 195
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04-26-2008 00:12
What I find ironic, is that complaint threads are generally one hit wonders. Most people who complain get a bug up their ass one day, and vent their spleen about it. Of course, there are always exceptions, but for some reason unbeknownst to logical people, the second tier whiners (those who whine about whiners) refuse to mute these people, and instead use this situation to try to prove to everyone else how cool and great they are, because, ostensibly, they would never whine, unless it's whining about whiners, of course.
You'd THINK that people who spend gobs of their lifetime on this forum might understand this, but hey, apparently not. The irony I am referring to is that unlike the (usually) one hit wonder whiny threads, some forums regulars repeatedly whine about complaints in an ongoing campaign of hand-wringing. Who are the bigger losers? I think you know my opinion on that, without me having to tell you... Anyway, sorry to interrupt the normal "This is why I am better than you." program. and... ++post count ++cool kid points http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/swarm.htm |
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
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04-26-2008 01:09
Points at post above
FAIL! Posting rant about damn people going off topic and derailing perfectly good troll threads  _____________________
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Dakota Tebaldi
Voodoo Child
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04-26-2008 05:33
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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04-26-2008 06:49
people not taking accountability for their actions, and blaming anyone/everyone for THEIR issues.
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Pie Psaltery
runs w/scissors
Join date: 13 Jan 2004
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04-26-2008 06:57
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2k Suisei
Registered User
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04-26-2008 07:12
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-26-2008 11:21
Rant full of typos blaming LL not only for the outage but for the blog not updated, inventory loss from 04 and for forcing me to do some real life thing, like the dishes. Also calling LL Linden LabS instead of Linden Lab.
Empahsis on how much REAL MONEY I spend and on tiering down and going to There. Also changing LL's name to Lemon LabS at one point. _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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04-26-2008 11:25
Dammit, I was nearly THERE!!!
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-26-2008 11:28
Dammit, I was nearly THERE!!!  Sadly, I beta tested it and ended up buying the lifetime subscription. Somewhere in the asset servers of There.com there are a couple dogs who probably realllllllly need to get out and run. Poor little guys.  _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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04-26-2008 11:30
Sadly, I beta tested it and ended up buying the lifetime subscription. Somewhere in the asset servers of There.com there are a couple dogs who probably realllllllly need to get out and run. Poor little guys. That's not exactly what I meant...  |
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
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04-26-2008 11:31
That's not exactly what I meant... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Color me clueless. _____________________
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Felix Oxide
Registered User
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
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04-26-2008 11:42
Rant full of typos blaming LL not only for the outage but for the blog not updated, inventory loss from 04 and for forcing me to do some real life thing, like the dishes. Also calling LL Linden LabS instead of Linden Lab. Empahsis on how much REAL MONEY I spend and on tiering down and going to There. Also changing LL's name to Lemon LabS at one point. Lemon Labs has a nice ring to it. I wonder how the economy would do if L$ were suddenly switched over to Lemons as the main form of currency. Lemonade anyone?  |
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Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
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04-26-2008 12:44
Chipper post chiding people for being so negative.
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
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04-26-2008 13:01
angry post calling Islaban a fan girl.
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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04-26-2008 13:26
Rant about how SL looks 1995ish and how WOW does things better.
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
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04-26-2008 13:27
rant about other people ranting about the ranters.....
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Carl Metropolitan
Registered User
Join date: 7 Jul 2005
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04-26-2008 14:03
You all just need Ordinal Malaprop's Random Linden Lab Flame Generator.
http://ordinalmalaprop.com/tools/dear-ll.html Sample output follows: I am tired of the hollow excuses. We're the customers here! I suppose the problem with land swooping will never be fixed, because it's not fun enough for you to deal with! I put my kids through college by selling cheating blackjack tables! I pay OUT THE NOSE to allow these people access to the game that I make my living in. PLEASE DON'T UPDATE!!! REPAIR!!!!! The game is unplayable! YOU SUCK!!! I'm a gynaecologist and if I performed like this I'd be out of work in no time! I pay for SL out of my hard-earned wages! Once again, LL shafts the hard-working customer. Maybe if you guys spend less time on new features, you'll have more time to spend on improving your abismal customer support. On top of everything else, we have to deal with unverified accounts! I signed up so that I could sell advertising space on my forehead - and I can't! |
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-26-2008 14:05
Thanks Carl!! I totally forgot about that.
Dear Linden Lab: We should start a class action suit against you! Why don't we get more warning about LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG? We're the customers here! Seems like SL is never up at all these days! YOU SUCK!!! I am tired of being patronised via a blog. I suppose the problem with unverified accounts will never be fixed, because it's not fun enough for you to deal with! I bet I'll get banned for saying this.... I pay OUT THE NOSE to allow these people access to the game that I make my living in. You need to sack all your staff and get new ones, because they suck! I demand compensation! Is Second Life EVER up? Quit screwing around with feature updates and make sure the ones there are worK. More like 'Our World, Our Profits'! **LISTEN TO THE COMMUNITY AND FIX SECONDLIFE** How About Fixing The Broken Features Before Doing Anything Else!!!!!!!! This is the worst level of service I have ever seen. _____________________
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Beezle Warburton
=o.O=
Join date: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,169
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04-26-2008 14:22
They should drag homeless hippies in off the street to fix the servers if they're understaffed.
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Amaterasu Cinquetti
Registered User
Join date: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 70
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04-26-2008 14:35
You'll be hearing from my lawyers! A million accounts is NOT a million users! Some of us have businesses to run! I am tired of being patronised via a blog. LL don't deserve to have our business! So now you've got to a million signups, can you ban laggy blingtards? This is AWFUL! What are you THINKING? Is Second Life EVER up? I'm someone who is on the board of several technology companies and if I performed like this I'd be out of work in no time! I am tired of the hollow excuses.
WE DO NOT NEED A NEW VIEWER.. WE NEED FIXES TO EXISTING PROBELMS!!!! As head of the Virtual Worlds Faculty at MIT I can safely say that this is NOT ACCEPTABLE! This is the worst level of service I have ever seen. I can't believe I actually PAY for this! PS. Things to do over a morning coffee when one can't log in...... PPS. Thanks Ordinal |