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LOL okay, thanks. I was confused!

Then You wouldn't get a tag. trout would have to provide me with the names, and if he revoked the title for any reason, such as not living up to it by showing modesty and decorum.

A number wouldn't be possible anyway now that I think of it as it is one generic title. Discuss girls. Also remember we also have Forum Floozie and Forum Mouser available.

If 10 = slut, then there are none

I like Forum Mouser and wish to keep it anyway

That's why a number is out. There is no Perfect 10 slut. *At least not yet.* It was just athought. A way to give back to the community.

It was a great thought.

Oh, super! Probably not the actual rating...any tag that would explain it would be too long, like "Rated 8.2 On the 10 Point Trout Slut Scale".

But I like "Certified SLut". Short, clear, to the point. Wear a tag like that and you're sure to get offers. Not that I'd have the nerve until I'd downed three martinis.

You're just bitter cause you expired.......

yes

Oh man - I like "Trout Certified". A LOT. It works for everyone who sent pictures regardless of whether I called them a slut or not. We have a handful of Trout Certified women here, and Lexxi is one of them.

Lexxi - I owe you a reassessed number. Rest assured, you are now officially certified as a slut. I've had the week from hell in RL and I'm still having a hard time getting online in the evenings. I'll get you a new rating as soon as I get a chance, and I'm sorry for the delay.

To whomever sent me the cat pictures - Soji? Anyway, thank you, I needed the laugh.

Re: "It works for everyone who sent pictures regardless of whether I called them a slut or not." - thank-you, I am glad that I am now Trout Certified.

hah - I thought it was a gag picture so I didn't certify you. Here it is:

"I give you a .7. You are light years away from being a slut. I'd make a joke using the word "pussy", but it would be remarkably innapropriate, considering how unslutty you are. However, you are a remarkably beautiful person under all the fur and whiskers and your sense of humor and personality are very attractive. Congratulations on your rating."

How's that?

Thank-you very much And this is my normal avatar, though I did show up as a human at my first visit to the Forum hangout.

See, Trout does rate people of the male gender.

lol - Soji. I'll rate guys who look like cats and I've rated one guy with a female alt (I'm closing in on which guy it is who sent me the pics of his alt - I'll figure it out soon). I do this for the pure joy I get out of SL and how goofy it can be some times. I don't do it to get SLaid. Ask any of the women I have rated. I'm sure they will all tell you that I was not at all innappropriate.

ok. Well. As long as calling them sluts doesn't count, because I did that. I didn't chase them around with my prim attachment hanging out or make unwanted advances or anything, and I didn't go passing around the pictures. That's what I meant.

I had never thought about that before. I do not have a prim attachment. Um. Ok, you rated a "thing" then

Was the alt a redhead?? I think I read, in my lurking, that Bilbo's alt is a redhead. I think.

Or threaten to offer them up to your mom...

Does Trout's mom like small kitties who, apparently, have been neutered?

ooooooohhh CRAP. Bilbo.

/me kicks self. I didn't have Bilbo on my list of suspects. Why didn't I!!?? I was looking at men on the boards here with the sense of humor to pull off a gag like that, then comparing writing styles and recent posts and comments. I had it narrowed down to 2, with one very strong suspect, but dang ol' Bilbo was flying under my radar.

Hmmmmm. Whomever you are, I'm on to you.

He didn't call the next morning either.

How can you rate a *guy* who sent a picture of a female alt? Wouldn't you rate the alt? I have a genUwine certifiable 10 alt and I'd send you the hottest raunchy pic of her but never mention her name,. (She'd just be Cee's SLutty alt.) Then if people met her they won't be able to identify her with shy, demure, quiet me or her slutty appearances (which are kept very private).

Ok then it is settled. Look for the New Trout Certified Tag later tonight. Just ask if you would like one.

Cee - good point. I mispoke. I rated the alt, which is what I always do. The alt is controlled by a guy. I haven't rated any male alts controlled by either women or men, unless you count Soji, who is a cat. The reason isn't some latent homophobia or anything like that, just that my perspective is off enought to not know how to do the rating. When I got the pictures of the alt in question, I had strong suspicions, but went with it, because, like I said, I do this for fun, for the goof factor, and just generally because I do. If I was trying to use it to get dates or find a serious relationship, I guess I'd be more concerned about who was on the other end of the keyboard, but I really don't care for the purposes of the slut ratings.

Carli - you wrote down the wrong number on the hotel stationery. I tried to call, but apparently "7" is not a valid phone number.

You forgot to dial "9" to get out

Ooooh she only rated you a 7? Was that a performance rating or a matching rating? Inquiring minds want to know!

Length. I thought I was doing ok, until I realized she meant centimeters. Goddamn metric system.

That wasn't my phone number. Sorry it was a slow week.