Your Linden Job?

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CleanUp Linden

Go around to all the public lands and return lost items

Yeah I know it is a dead thread but an interesting Google result has me reviving it. I do not know what my Linden job would be BUTT I just found my Linden Bear:

http://www.twistedtoy.com/store/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=31

I wouldn't work for Linden Lab, no matter how much money they offered. Because I can just see the employment contract they would offer me:

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Your office is subject to unscheduled and unexplained unavailability. You will not be paid for any time you miss from work because the office is not available.

"Paychecks" represent a limited license right. You agree that Linden Lab has the absolute right to manage, regulate, control, modify and/or eliminate your paychecks as it sees fit in its sole discretion, in any general or specific case, and that Linden Lab will have no liability to you based on its exercise of such right. Paychecks are not redeemable for any sum of money or monetary value from Linden Lab or any bank anywhere at any time.

Linden Lab does not intervene in disputes between employees. You acknowledge that any employee may copy any work that you do, submit it as their own, and be entitled to any wage, bonus, or commission that would have gone to you. If any employee should physically assault you, steal your purse, set you on fire, or in any other way injure you, you agree that your only recourse is that you may file an Abuse Report which no one will ever read.

If any dispute arises between you and Linden Lab, you waive any right to avail yourself of any court of law. You agree to arbitration based upon the outcome of a boxing match vs. Danny Bonnaduce for ten rounds. You may only request arbitration by completing a form in triplicate with the blood of a unicorn. Linden Lab does not provide this form, and failure to comply with the procedures outlined in this paragraph constitute a forfeit of your rights to arbitration. You agree that Linden Lab is above the law.

You understand that mentioning Linden Lab on your resume constitutes a violation of Linden Lab's trademarks.

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I have so little respect for the company that I wouldn't work for them in any capacity.

As always, when I write something like that, I have to add that I have a lot of respect for the individual Lindens that I've come across in support. It's just the people who run the company that I have very little respect for.

TheAxeMan Linden (answers both the original question and this one)

Job function: Corporate cleanup specialist

A typical day in the life of:

TheAxeMan Linden: Hmm. What's your job description, again?
PRSpinDoctor Linden: *gulp* Erm, I communicate with the residents and the community and act as a liaison for their concerns.
TheAxeMan Linden: Well, you've got 16 active protests and a lot of people screaming about Adult Content changes, OpenSpaces, etc. I don't think you're suited well to this job. We do have an opening in the Executive Janitorial staff, though; how are you at cleaning bidets?

Hahaha! Very nice!

I would love to work on the mainland revitalizing, clean up and renew Linden land

I would take the rumored Dark Knight position at LL. I would crash through the skylights in the warehouses where griefers lurk, throw a gas bomb, and then string out them out from gargoyles and ask them in a very growly tone what their IP address is. The paid brooding time would be excellent as well.

Alternately, Punisher Linden, who blows up BIABs with copybotted material with the owner inside and hangs spammers up by their ad signs....

Escort, maybe dancer too.

Can I be the Zamboni driver?

Yeh me too, it'd also be cool if the LL trees didn't go on peoples prim count.

ill be Pimpin Linden....shop for Linden employees' hair, skin, shoes and clothes

This.