Whats the deal with Nekos?

know th diff between you and me deu deu? I MADE that chain! Like god i reshape the MFSL in MY image! all of sl gets down on their knees and worship me! in world i am irresistle. like a force of nature! I am LANE! and we goin to the promised land! Walk with me!

Only thing i think people in Sl need to realize is that there is no such thing as a male neko. In japanese vulgar slang calling a male a neko is like a homosexual insult [disclaimer: Jumpy Lane does not condemn ANY lifestyle choices as that may be in violation of LL's TOS ].

er do we have to read all this. i saw my name sio im assumin you spoke highly of my, if not you are the big lil toe on a the same left foot of a one footed crack head that er booky the book worm is the big toe of...and Nekos are hot. HATCHET KILLER AKIKO! igoogle her. Hook-ups decks rawk!

Its hard to believe he is "character" and TRYING to be that pathetic.

Since you would think that level of redundant uselessness would only be possible with a natural gift at being entirely moronic.

...what happens when they go into "heat"? Where do Neko babies come from??

...and yeah, I think because of the "Furry" stigma...half the people that would pick animal avs, like the 2 default ones, don't pick an animal until they find the "Neko" alternative, because they don't wanna be singled out like that, or immediately seen as a RL Fursuit wearing fetish...person...

Hell you can just buy some ears and a tail on ONRez and *bam* "I'm a Neko!"


...as far as the "subculture", it almost seems like it was mostly created in SL, I don't remember ever seeing "grunge" Nekos before SL...crazily dressed in the Manga, sure...but not the dystopian dusty, ripped, punk-inspired, dipped in dried blood-then sold look

Ok, you finally convinced me. You are nobody's alt. Thank goodness I don't have to lose all respect for anybody.

Jesus Christ...

that kind of stream of consciousness would have James Joyce spinning in his grave.

Oh good...no worries then...

Figgy! Figgy! You the captain, I'm the crunch! You got breakfast, I got lunch!

walk with me or get run over! I am LANE!

walk with me or get run over! I am LANE!

Neko is short for nekomimi (literally cat ears) as opposed to the more literal nekomusume (meaning cat girl) Slap on ears and a tail and ur a neko, and Jumpy LOVES nekos for the obvious conotations (even have a all Neko hit squad, the Slut Mag hot WHAT! search my profile in world gonna start an army)

Nekos are soft and cuddly and llove Jumpy and love rubbin up againt Jumpy. I'M CATNIP!

Only thing i think people in Sl need to realize is that there is no such thing as a male neko. In japanese vulgar slang calling a male a neko is like a homosexual insult [disclaimer: Jumpy Lane does not condemn ANY lifestyle choices as that may be in violation of LL's TOS ].

All one really has to is run to wikipedia and find out all the deets. i did when i was wondering. oh by the way search hookups cat girl akiko, and hatchet killer akiko. my all time fav neko!

Except for licking their own asses, this sounds like a description of human beings. Humans lick other people's asses.

I thought kidnap-snatch was Trout's game. Is Trout and Jumpy the same person?

yo can play crazy in the forums lil nekomimi! but in world you wouldnt stand a chance! Cause i shine like gold. glitter sparkle and glow! glitter sparkle and GLOW.

[post after post after post of attempted wankster lingo]

Are those Vanilla Ice lyrics? I've been served!!!!

You are trying way too hard.

Well, technically, if you are the LANE and any vehicles come along, you are the one who gets run over. *smirk*

But, you could also interpret a "lane" as a place that leads somewhere, so maybe you're right Jumpy, maybe all of us will be following you some sweet day.

In any case, niche marketing is the only kind that works in SL, so I think adding a neko brigade to your mag is brilliant. And I agree, you do need a spokesneko to head up JumpNeko Nation. Clearly Ann is not that person tho, man, give it UP.

Couple of ideas ... if I were looking to recruit a spokesneko, I would make a cute little alt and hang her out at Dutch Touch, Gothicatz, etc. until the right mix of skank, style and mouth walked by. I might also put a leetle teeny ad in some fashion blog with the right look.
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What's this? An articulate, well-thought-out and worded post by Mr. pre-Mario?

Jumpy, I think someone hacked your account.

/me peers down at the mouse furiously kicking his shin...

Pleased to make your aquaintance.

In all actuality, Jumpy, you do liven up the forums in your own special way.

Oh! I think I understand now...you were exposed to high levels of radioactivity and it's damaged your brain to the point of causing constant hallucinations.

Careful there, Gynoid. Infatuations are not healthy.