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Whats the deal with Nekos?

Colette Meiji
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02-15-2008 12:33
From: Ann Launay
Again, the answer is always NO!!!


you are missing out on the opportunity to have sex with:

Second Life's Second Rate Eninem/Vanilla Ice/ Weird Al wannabe?

How is this possible?

You probably don't try and get with the married male strippers in mixed strip clubs either.
Oryx Tempel
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02-15-2008 12:46
Annie I dare you to sleep with him. No, no, scratch that... I DOUBLE dare you. Just think! It'd be like, like, climbing Mt. Everest: something few have ever done and something even fewer care to repeat.
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Colette Meiji
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02-15-2008 12:48
From: Oryx Tempel
Annie I dare you to sleep with him. No, no, scratch that... I DOUBLE dare you. Just think! It'd be like, like, climbing Mt. Everest: something few have ever done and something even fewer care to repeat.



I heard his hand keeps going back for more though.
Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
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02-15-2008 13:00
From: Oryx Tempel
Annie I dare you to sleep with him. No, no, scratch that... I DOUBLE dare you. Just think! It'd be like, like, climbing Mt. Everest: something few have ever done and something even fewer care to repeat.


No. Ick.
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
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02-15-2008 13:02
From: Colette Meiji
you are missing out on the opportunity to have sex with:

Second Life's Second Rate Eninem/Vanilla Ice/ Weird Al wannabe?

How is this possible?


I have at least somewhat decent taste in men?

From: someone
You probably don't try and get with the married male strippers in mixed strip clubs either.


No, they should shut up and be pretty. Besides, aren't a lot of them gay?
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Colette Meiji
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02-15-2008 13:09
From: Ann Launay


No, they should shut up and be pretty. Besides, aren't a lot of them gay?


Or they assume you are a lesbian evidently

From: Ann Launay
I have at least somewhat decent taste in men?


Now Jumpy will be assuming you are a lesbian.

Never mind the fact that 99.99% of the women on the forums wouldn't sleep with him, including 99.98% of the straight women.
Ann Launay
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02-15-2008 13:21
From: Colette Meiji


Now Jumpy will be assuming you are a lesbian.


The only problem I would have with him believing that is it's likely he'd subsequently either try to get me involved with another woman, or with HIM and another woman. :rolleyes:
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
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02-15-2008 13:28
From: Ann Launay
I have at least somewhat decent taste in men?


I have evidence to the contrary.
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Colette Meiji
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02-15-2008 13:29
From: Ann Launay
The only problem I would have with him believing that is it's likely he'd subsequently either try to get me involved with another woman, or with HIM and another woman. :rolleyes:


why would you need him at that point?


Or at any point? :p

If the choice was Jumpy or the Convent - choose the Convent.
Ann Launay
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02-15-2008 13:30
From: Trout Recreant
I have evidence to the contrary.


I disagree...I believe that's evidence of my good taste. :p
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Ann Launay
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02-15-2008 13:34
From: Colette Meiji
why would you need him at that point?

Or at any point? :p


I wouldn't, EVER, but my point was that some guys want to be directly involved in their version of the 'two girls' fantasy, and some just want to watch.

From: someone
If the choice was Jumpy or the Convent - choose the Convent.


Definitely, but I'd need to find an order which didn't require the wimple...it would be terribly problematic with my ears.
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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02-15-2008 15:20
I hate Necros. They are sick, sick, sick. Always running around looking for dead people to have sex with. It has to be some deep-seated emotional disturbance, maybe sociopathy, that leads them to these extremely depraved acts of extreme depravity. We should stuff them into tubes and roll them off the roof of a building, then put them on a barge full of garbage and let the seagulls eat them, then kill the seagulls and cook them and feed them to condemned prisoners, then when we kill the prisoners, we should shoot their bodies out of a cannon right over the border into Canada. That'll learn them.

Wait.

This thread was about NEKOS? Oh, nekos. Love 'em. I think they're cute. Except Graphicguru, who apparently is a figment of Jumpy's imagination because, as he tells us in his own incoherent rambling sort of way, Graphicguru doesn't exist. He's a ghost. Invisible. Giant pink bunny. Claire's imaginary friend. Like sasquatch, only not as hairy and smaller feet. At any rate, not cute on account of being the monster under the bed.

Sorry about the necros thing.
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Kelli May
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02-15-2008 18:35
There is no dealing with neko. They're part-cat, after all. They're just waiting for you to turn your back and Pow!! Or Meoww!! You think they look cute with their perky lil' ears & bows but oh no. It's a huge conspiracy I tells ya!! Notice how international fish stocks are falling? Coincidence?!?? I think not!!! They're here among us!!! You're next!!!11!! You'll see!!!!
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:35
From: Colette Meiji
Lets put it this way..

I'm pretty sure it will ever happen.

But if you get Ann to admit she slept with you - Ill send you that pic


Ill probably send it by flying pig messenger service.

i'll prob just steal a pic or tae of a tard an lie and sayit's colosto meiji! LOl
you gonna admit ur colosto co-co! cause I AM gonna name that award the colostp meiji WHAT bag of the month and give one out in your honor to all the turds who hate me, and an iou for 4 L$ 1 too funny! :P
i love you co-co! you INSPIRE ME :)
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:39
From: Deunan Pink
I can't parse the attempt at the English language.

Can anyone translate for me??

Deu. x

PS Nice chain Jumpman - Very classy. *falls over laughing*
know th diff between you and me deu deu? I MADE that chain! Like god i reshape the MFSL in MY image! all of sl gets down on their knees and worship me! in world i am irresistle. like a force of nature! I am LANE! and we goin to the promised land! Walk with me!
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:42
From: Ann Launay
Again, the answer is always NO!!!

NEKOMIMI! I'm lookin for a chick wont join jumpy's flock! but they all fall in the end! top shelf ya know! that's JUMP! i' gonna make you my Head Kitten!
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Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:46
From: Colette Meiji
you are missing out on the opportunity to have sex with:

Second Life's Second Rate Eninem/Vanilla Ice/ Weird Al wannabe?

How is this possible?

You probably don't try and get with the married male strippers in mixed strip clubs either.

coco you have though! :)
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Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:48
From: Oryx Tempel
Annie I dare you to sleep with him. No, no, scratch that... I DOUBLE dare you. Just think! It'd be like, like, climbing Mt. Everest: something few have ever done and something even fewer care to repeat.
YOU do! voyeur :)
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Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:49
From: Colette Meiji
I heard his hand keeps going back for more though.
slide offa that eeelectrick comtraption! i told all the MFSL time and time before! Silly trix rabbits are for kidz!
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Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 00:54
From: Ann Launay
No. Ick.

yo can play crazy in the forums lil nekomimi! but in world you wouldnt stand a chance! Cause i shine like gold. glitter sparkle and glow! glitter sparkle and GLOW.
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Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 01:00
From: Colette Meiji
Or they assume you are a lesbian evidently



Now Jumpy will be assuming you are a lesbian.

Never mind the fact that 99.99% of the women on the forums wouldn't sleep with him, including 99.98% of the straight women.
You must not know who i am. LESBIAN! lol watch my Nekos. They do what Jumpy say! They do what he SAY! even their gal pals! ya'll don't get oput much! keep ya eyes peeled
imma show ya how jumpy get down fo rreal. But get ya avi's together. Don't roll up on me in world talkin crazy and LOOKIN crazy too! i'm tell in ya . NOTHIN but thoughbreads! square biz! cause ARE ya pretty if the world don't know. I present nothin but the most bonafide and certified , sparklin to the world.
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Ya girlfriend says she loves meh! But it's just the jewlreh! Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious!
Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 01:03
From: Ann Launay
The only problem I would have with him believing that is it's likely he'd subsequently either try to get me involved with another woman, or with HIM and another woman. :rolleyes:

and you WOULD! break off who i tell ya to break off! roll ya eyes right out ya head if ya want to. im gonna show ya what being a neko is all about! watch
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Jumpman Lane
JUMPY!!!
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02-16-2008 01:06
From: Trout Recreant
I hate Necros. They are sick, sick, sick. Always running around looking for dead people to have sex with. It has to be some deep-seated emotional disturbance, maybe sociopathy, that leads them to these extremely depraved acts of extreme depravity. We should stuff them into tubes and roll them off the roof of a building, then put them on a barge full of garbage and let the seagulls eat them, then kill the seagulls and cook them and feed them to condemned prisoners, then when we kill the prisoners, we should shoot their bodies out of a cannon right over the border into Canada. That'll learn them.

Wait.

This thread was about NEKOS? Oh, nekos. Love 'em. I think they're cute. Except Graphicguru, who apparently is a figment of Jumpy's imagination because, as he tells us in his own incoherent rambling sort of way, Graphicguru doesn't exist. He's a ghost. Invisible. Giant pink bunny. Claire's imaginary friend. Like sasquatch, only not as hairy and smaller feet. At any rate, not cute on account of being the monster under the bed.

Sorry about the necros thing.
er do we have to read all this. i saw my name sio im assumin you spoke highly of my, if not you are the big lil toe on a the same left foot of a one footed crack head that er booky the book worm is the big toe of...and Nekos are hot. HATCHET KILLER AKIKO! igoogle her. Hook-ups decks rawk!
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Max Herzog
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02-16-2008 01:12
Jesus Christ...

that kind of stream of consciousness would have James Joyce spinning in his grave.
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Raymond Figtree
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02-16-2008 02:37
From: Jumpman Lane
er do we have to read all this. i saw my name sio im assumin you spoke highly of my, if not you are the big lil toe on a the same left foot of a one footed crack head that er booky the book worm is the big toe of...and Nekos are hot. HATCHET KILLER AKIKO! igoogle her. Hook-ups decks rawk!
Ok, you finally convinced me. You are nobody's alt. Thank goodness I don't have to lose all respect for anybody.
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